Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Oh and if/when you see him, please high five that lucky b*****d Forlan for me, assuming he's sober enough to even notice you.

Merry Christmas (or equivalent, no offence intended) and a Happy New Year to one and all in this brave new world of ours.

Please pass my regards to the enchanting Ilga, voluptuous Kilena, lovely Londa, the wanton Mrisya, gracious Kagera (if you can get a message to her without too much jeopardy, of course), the daunting Fiona and her gorgeous girls and, of course, the breathtakingly luscious Sarah. Please also convey my sincerest regard when next you attend services, to the bewitching Jereya.