0.9.0.4 Special Release!

What's that? Yes, less than 24 hours after 0.9.0.3 we're back with a BRAND NEW RELEASE featuring over 100 new images! Yes, after spending literally minutes misinterpreting feedback as to the game's art we considered a full metaverse conversion, but on realising that would require effort and making a new UI we subcontracted out to Metamorphosis, Inc. art for new, evocative art for the entire cast which we believe will really raise the bar of immersion and enjoyment.

In addition, we have responded to another frequent request and, after some slight spellchecker confusion, have added some exciting new "cuck" content that will really make your best frond green with envy!

Now, presenting Secretary: Ultimate GOTY Directors Cut Deluxe Darmstadtium* Edition

[Mega] [MediaFire] [APK] [Online] [Wiki] [Feature List]

*an entire row lower on the periodic table than Platinum! much rarer, such wow!

Note: all new features can be disabled through the option menu for those unable to handle the INTENSE, XXXTR3|V|3 intensity of this unparalleled experience.

(if anyone is particularly confused at what's going on: [!])