Keep It Brief Replacement Vote
As the loser of last month's poll, I'm putting it up to a replacement vote. This is the story idea that would take its place next week if it loses again:
For decades, Palpatine has plotted, cajoled, bribed, and done favors for the galaxy's social elite. To gain dirt on them, one of his most favorite things to do was to bring them to his private island on Naboo, and entertain them with the most morally bankrupt activities. All recorded, naturally.
Everything was smooth sailing for him, elected Supreme Chancellor, the Clone Wars had just begun, and he was grooming the young Anakin Skywalker to become his number two.
Yep, life was looking up for thus aspiring Enperor to be. Little did this perverted old man ever suspect that his "well hidden" Sith identity would come under threat due to his inclination towards those decades younger than him.
The Jedi Council are on the case. They will uncover The Senate's dark deeds.
These are...The Palpatine Files!
(Obviously this would be a comedy)
Comments (4)
Most people don't want to read a dragon Ball fanfic where the mc isn't a Saiyan or trying to becoming some type of hybrid Saiyan. As most human self inserts are bad and they're cut off from all the cool shonen transformations and feel like most people aren't interested in seeing another Star wars fanfic or at least I'm not. Ugh 😩 just returned to your old Half-Life fanfic you abandoned like a year ago that was actually a pretty good fanfic with a solid start you just never developed it more.
As someone who enjoys very crude humor, I was already laughing at the pop culture savy nature of this fic. That said, this kind of joke feels like it would be on a really short timer to be funny before the joke plays itself out.
Probably a short story of about 50k words or so imo.
I'd rather you not provoke those inhumans upstairs. Best to stay away from it entirely.