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September 3, 2026

Art Martinez de Vara

This week, mayor Mattie takes us to Von Ormy, Texas to talk about the "Liberty City" movement. It's the story of four (?) mayors.

The story of a town.

The story....of Us.

Thanks to Victoria from Tran Girlismo for Victoria's Car Corner.

Comments (61)

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Jonathan Siegel · September 21, 2026

I always read MAHA like Baaahaaa

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Jimjam · September 19, 2026

Would a council leader be acceptable for the bumper? (I live in a city we abolished the mayor, you’ve covered it previously)

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Jimjam · September 19, 2026

@ 53:54 November you have once again lathed. I kid you not, I have seen people comments on an article about nhs bowel screen where people were saying why does the government want my poo what are they making it.

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Alma Blue · September 16, 2026

If I get a failed candidate for mayor to record the bumper can I get 6 months of the bonus feed?

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Róisín West · September 7, 2026

Not me listening to this while doing yardwork on my well and septic-reliant property 🥲 Fun fact: this fall is Municipal Election Palooza in Ontario (all municipalities have their elections) and in the town of 500 that I live in, there are seven candidates running for six spots. But none of them have any public facing policy positions. My neighbour's entire campaign is his name, the council position, and the year. Feeling very good about the leadership we are going to get out of this race.

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John Bradley · September 6, 2026

Though Cinderella made the pact They only planned to subcontract The fiber optic line they crack'd Beneath the renovated lot My daughter-child is confused Of when the playground might be used Tell it to Arthur Dornfeld who's The Mayor of Shallotte

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Jalen hurts? I bet he does · September 5, 2026

It is the raptors year, go raps fuck the lakers fuck the cavs and especially fuck LeBron James

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jhater · September 5, 2026

Does a village manager count - my hometown village manager lived down my street and is a pretty nice guy

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Axel Ottel · September 5, 2026

The Bis will claim November

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Иноагент · September 5, 2026

Behold, the snide british petit bourgeoisie continue undermining the workers struggle in the imperial core with their perpetuation of woke 1 vs 2 discourse 😡

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Kelvin · September 4, 2026

I hope the halo chants to continue

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Sándor Baja · September 4, 2026

Fun fact: in Budapest, Hungary, there’s an Ormay Norbert Street (the von Ormay from the episode)

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Sándor Baja · September 4, 2026

We are a stupid ass small country

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Libra · September 4, 2026

The "x" in "Bexar" is silent, so it is pronounced /bɛər/. My understanding is that it used to be pronounced /bɛhɑːr/ when spanish was the dominant language in the area and that over time english speakers morphed that into it's current pronounciation. Many placenames in the area underwent similar pronounciation changes with perhaps the silliest being Gruene, TX which is now a homophone of the word "green".

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Dreebus · September 4, 2026

Art Dornfeld. Oaky, very oaky. Notes of dried cherry, little bit of lemongrass, and…hmm…swish swish…Doritos Cool Ranch?

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Ellie Hagon · September 4, 2026

i've been listening to so much of this podcast i had a dream last night about my dad becoming mayor?? he did a terrible job lol

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Simon Bitdiddle · September 4, 2026

Art Dornfeld has tasting notes of hot dust on a steam radiator in an old middle school with highlights of cardboard and ozone.

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judahfromtexas · September 4, 2026

Who knew Von Ormy was so municipal

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SixArmedSweater · September 4, 2026

25:15 There are actual cicadas buzzing outside my house AS YOU SAY THIS.

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Diana Rodin · September 3, 2026

I would love a No Gods No Mayors tote to bring to municipal activities and rallies against being coup’d by the Brooklyn party bosses (for the second time since 2020)!

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Red Ash VA · September 3, 2026

Please let me make you a soundscape…. I just got a body horror and gothic mystery SFX pack! I could be persuaded to get a nautical one.. ahoy!

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Sam Blackman · September 3, 2026

pretty sure it’s pronounced « Šalłètť »…

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Ellie Yeoman · September 3, 2026

I love Victoria's Car Corner (beep beep) ♡

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Motive11331 · September 3, 2026

Resident Evil: teXas

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Moths · September 3, 2026

"'The curse has come upon me' cried the mayor of Shallot"

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Paul · September 3, 2026

The mayor of Shallotte attempting to avoid legal liability for his actions by claiming a large mirror fell on his head while moving into the municipal shack

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AbsolxGuardian · September 3, 2026

The bit at the end gave me the vision of a listener who was already working on an "analyze jan6 people" project and then adds "former or current mayor/municipal leader" as a parameter. And then we get this big serious journalistic report collating all the arrest reports and among statistics like race, income, and previous criminal history there's also mayor status.

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JadeP · September 3, 2026

sorry you mentioned a milky queen and i got so horny i couldnt think straight. or gay. tell me more about continuous milking in harvard illinois

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · September 3, 2026

Is Liam a Tulpa of Nova's Phillyphile id, that is to say Nova's Philly-ID-elfian

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · September 3, 2026

Texan HongKong is just the port at Galveston

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Amalgamated Fiction - Detroit · September 3, 2026

No Gods No Mayors Tiny Desk Concert when?

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W.R. · September 3, 2026

San Antonio is absolutely full of little townlets. One of the wealthier of which (Olmos Park) debates walling themselves off from the rest of the city about once every 10 years. Amusingly, Bexar county is pronounced 'bear'. It's a anglosation of the Spanish pronunciation 'be-har'.

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mixedbari · September 3, 2026

Damn, y'all mispronouncing Charlotte like you're from Rochester

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Paul · September 3, 2026

I winced when I heard it, but the town in question is Shallotte, not Charlotte.

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Victoria C · September 3, 2026

She dorn on my feld till I art.

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GC · September 3, 2026

She also feld on my art till I dorn

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Richard Horsman · September 3, 2026

My tasting notes for “Art Dornfeld” are hefeweizen and that weird smell that so many installations have (is it epoxy? Crumbled dry wall? Beeswax?)

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Marley Jay · September 3, 2026

Re: ringer mayor who is good at boxing: former world heavyweight champion Vitali Klitschko is the current mayor of Kiev! Also, true intellectuals consider the Illinois Harvard to be superior to the Massachusetts Harvard. The reason Harvard MA alums like to be vague about where they went to college that they’re hoping people will be confused and assume they went to the Illinois Harvard.

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Scout · September 3, 2026

Spoiler + content warning - - - I think this might fail the “Is This Municipal” judgement, but I submit my hyperlocal community connection to January 6th anyway: the late wife of the owner of my favorite local pizzeria was involved in J6. I’m unclear on whether she was physically in D.C. or running supplies/guns to other people who went. This is so small-potatoes that I literally cannot verify the hearsay online. I don’t know if the owner himself was involved, but presumably he stayed back to run the pizzeria, because it wasn’t closed during the riots. The wildest part for me personally is how I found out about this. My partner was a regular at this pizzeria for many years, so he had a very neighborly relationship with everyone who worked there, but of course they weren’t really close enough to talk about partisan politics. You can make some guesses about American small business owners, but we live in a swing state and they didn’t make their partisan opinions public in any way. They didn’t even have a bumper sticker. So we both just assumed the owner and his wife were Median American Voter types. A couple years later, the owner’s wife died by suicide (unrelated, as far as I know). Understandably, the pizzeria was going to be closed for a few weeks. So when my partner and I asked why, the owner told us about her death and the circumstances of her passing. This was the only thing I knew about her at that time. A few days later, I was catching up with an old friend, and I said solemnly “did you hear about [redacted]’s wife?” And my friend reveals to me, “oh, yeah, she was running guns for January 6th protesters, right?” And I think that’s the most social whiplash I’ve ever experienced in my entire life.

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VPCG · September 3, 2026

NORTH CAROLINA MENTIONED

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Al · September 3, 2026

Just weed? Piff.

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Claire Thompson · September 3, 2026

where are your art hoes?! I’ve been right here the whole time ladies!! (embroidered ngnm items in progress)

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Alloyed · September 3, 2026

despite being officially NOT MUNICIPAL, here's the Brooklyn democratic party vid btw: https://youtu.be/YfuLGFqieKw

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Your Hayden · September 3, 2026

Art Dornfeld’s campaign flyers originally had his hotmail address or whatever on them, which was something like “Dorndog20@hotmail”

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Ben Schwabe · September 3, 2026

"Boston Harvard"? You mean the medical school, the business school, or the athletic facilities? Harvard is a primarily Canterbridgian school. It's the second best University in Cambridge, MA and the third best in the Boston area.

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Kerriarchy · September 3, 2026

Fun fact (probably not but I’m excited to have something to contribute), the x is silent in Bexar.

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Vanessa P · September 3, 2026

a bexar is an enby with a hairy chest... (sorry)

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rose johnson · September 3, 2026

Said art dornfeld, felt nothing

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Sorry for writing a mean comment in 2024 B&E · September 3, 2026

When you first saw the mayortaculous, did its majesty blind you?

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David Munro · September 3, 2026

Hell yeah I've been expecting this ever since I read the propublica article. I think I even tagged nogodsnomayors bluesky at the time.

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Alice The QuestionMark Artist · September 3, 2026

Art....right.. smh

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Sword Through Your Window · September 3, 2026

i frequently drive down to visit my partners family in the suburbs north of chicago and usually have to drive through harvard. weird town.

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Cait Monroe · September 3, 2026

I worked at a public university in Texas for years, and it's always an insane fact to drop on people that we had a hiring freeze in 2015 because the price of oil cratered

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NowhereMan661 · September 3, 2026

As someone who's currently going through the whole franchise, this is Resident Evil 4 with a bit of 8.

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Mikachu · September 3, 2026

Gilet mentioned

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Nathalie · September 3, 2026

I am SO SHOCKED by this ending. Please do a bonus episode on those mayors. We need to know.

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NowhereMan661 · September 3, 2026

I love that Rozc and Liam have converted November to being a Philly sports fan, much to Mattie's chagrin.

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RipleyInSpace · September 3, 2026

I heard "chant" and I instinctively knew what must follow

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Tàirneanaich · September 3, 2026

„Art Dornfeld“ will have just spiked as a search term

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juliette necro · September 3, 2026

I'm going to be saying "Art Dornfeld" to myself while doing chores for weeks. Weeks, I tell you!

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miamay · September 3, 2026

(like children on a playground) my mayor could beat up your mayor