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August 27, 2026

Municipal Blood Board w/ Mattie Lubchansky & Riley Quinn

The girls from No Gods No Mayors swing by to talk about mayoral megalomania and the evolution of the violence inherent to municipal politics.

Listen to No Gods No Mayors

For more from Mattie Lubchansky:

– Read Simplicity
– Read Boys Weekend
– Listen to Temporal Culture War

For more from Riley Quinn:
– Listen to Trashfuture
– Listen to Trouble in River City

Image: Former Mayor of New York City Eric Adams holding a picture of a gun.

Blood Work is a Scam Goldin Production
This episode was produced by Thomas O’Mahony
Our theme song is ‘Dream Weapon’ by Genghis Tron
Our artwork is provided courtesy of KT Kobel

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THIS WEEK IN VIOLENCE: Power Trip
ALSO AVAILABLE IN AUDIO

Last week, Israel carried out airstrikes on a defunct airbase in northwestern Syria, in an action both stated and perceived as aimed at Turkey. We offer a little background on Israel and Turkey’s regional rivalry in the context of Syria’s civil war, and speculate on how Israel’s actions might have another target in their sights: Turkey’s NATO membership. 

Comments (36)

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A Transgender Superspy · October 13, 2026

I can't believe this is how I get my monthly mental flashback in the form of more things I didn't know about the Marquis de Mores.

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Rxk Lenderman · September 10, 2026

The No Gods No Mayors episode on Johannesburg feels very adjacent to to this episode.

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John W · September 10, 2026

Just an FYI, John McLaughlin hosted the McLaughlin Group, a sour-faced right-wing old man with a booming baritone who hosted the precursor to Bill Maher's Real Time or Politically Incorrect. The patrician closet Nazi William F. Buckley hosted Firing Line, and neither of the two crossed over to the other's show

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skedazzle · September 11, 2026

I remember this being on all the time growing up. Specifically the host's bombastic pronouncements of WRONG! to everyone's predictions on the panel. And how he would take any chance to interrupt Pat Buchanan's nonsense du jour to throw it to Eleanor. Cursed show that I have paradoxically fond memories of

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A Tedious Returning · September 2, 2026

Scott Adams actually wrote down Mattie's name just before he died and nobody knows why

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Cormac · August 31, 2026

Wild wiki on this brah: "June 3. On the morning of June 9, 1896, the Tuareg sprung their attack. De Morès was able to kill several of his attackers before he was gunned down"

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daphne silverwing · August 30, 2026

never glad, but sometimes glant

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Tatiana Silvaxxfgh · August 30, 2026

Vxbbxk

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Jim Campbell · August 29, 2026

The Marquis de Mores is also my favorite NGNM episode. I visited the 'Chateau' in Medora, ND during a cross-country drive in May, and I'd recommend it to anyone passing through that specific stretch of I-90. Medora is very small and remote, it has one of those weird minimum-sized public buildings that looks like it might be a post office, until you realize it's the county courthouse (!) With the context of the Marquis' later life, the preserved house and museum is a very worthwhile stop. I took photos of the wine collection that was recovered from under the house by CCC workers in the 1930s, and of the handwritten wine list for the first supply run to the house. The exhibits include no mention of the Marquis' subsequent politics.

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Marley Jay · September 14, 2026

This and Grand Duke Sergei Alexandrovich are probably my favorites as well. Absolutely wild stories.

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Victoria C · August 28, 2026

Mattie alludes to Bikinis, TX huh maybe?

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Victoria C · August 28, 2026

A town bought and re named but the owner of the bikini’s chain of breastaurants

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NowhereMan661 · August 28, 2026

Fuck. Fuuuuuck. I need to hear you cover Francisco Macías Nguema at some point. Just absolute depravity and madness. The worst guy nobody ever talks about.

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Paloma · September 7, 2026

Lions Led By Donkeys did an episode on him way back in the Before Times, but I’d love to hear No Gods No Mayors take a shot

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AbsolxGuardian · August 28, 2026

Fascinated with the lore implications of Scott Adams(?) fearing the Mayortaculus, but the girls serving it and seeing it as a more benevolent entity. Except for the part where it ate Speedy.

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GC · August 28, 2026

ate who? [wind whistles through an empty universe]

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Tim · August 28, 2026

I cannot believe you got through the intro of this "dessert" episode without calling it Blood Pudding.

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Blood Work · August 28, 2026

FUCK

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Anggg · August 28, 2026

I was confused by the lack of naval themed conversation, even though this is about majors?

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Matt Bornemann · August 28, 2026

oh no I wasn't aware this podcast was good; now I have to listen to it

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GC · August 28, 2026

it's fantastic. highly recommend starting at the beginning as it has quite a bit of plot continuity from episode to episode

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GC · August 28, 2026

just getting started (shamefully late)! ladies, i LOVED the pitch for a giallo version of The Menu but i wasn't sure why you were pitching it to Scott Adams, it doesn't seem like a Dilbert vibe

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Nick · August 28, 2026

the really sad truth is that younger millenials remember the hanging chad because it was a halloween costume in how i met your mother

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Shiv · August 27, 2026

Guns Shmuns, picturing Mattie Blonde is all I’m doin

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Real-Life NPC · August 27, 2026

As a practicing structural engineer, I can state with confidence that putting bodies into the foundation is strongly advised against because human flesh and bones would not be a suitable replacement for rebar. There's also ethical issues too, I suppose.

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J · August 27, 2026

I think a grand-uncle of mine was mayor of Taipei (not sure if appointed by the Japanese occupation). Rumors are he was assassinated by the Yakuza via sabotaged surgery (like that joke in The Office)

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J · August 27, 2026

This is one of those urban legends my mom told me. Not sure what parts I misheard but yeah

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Ajusco Huerta · August 27, 2026

Putting charcoal and beef in a censer to cleanse and purify in the name of the mayortaculus. Mayorally catholic podcast

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Ben Schwabe · August 27, 2026

Best work Scott Adams has ever done.

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Ryan E · August 27, 2026

If the Marquis de Morès had an RPG it just would've brought the first synagogue bombing 75 years earlier in history

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Al · August 27, 2026

In my late 30's and a nerd, got that joke.

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I simp for pigeons · August 27, 2026

Is it warding off the politgeist?

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NowhereMan661 · August 27, 2026

Thank you for not misgendering Riley, I know she's very sensitive about this.

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Red Ash VA · August 28, 2026

Such a green flag and a sign of a true fan

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Our Stories and Our Selves · August 27, 2026

Hehe thought the message yesterday about “municipal issues” may have been a no gods no mayors reference - i was right!

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matt · August 27, 2026

I guess this is the obligatory call to "listen to bloodwork"