Xavier Suarez

Nelson Mandela and Yahweh Ben Yahweh Phineas Gaged this man? EDIT: The ghost with the "I voted" sticker participated in the municipal elections say the Necropolis to elect the Night Mayor. EDIT2: Yeah, he didn't get Phineas Gaged, he glimpses the Mayortaculous directly.

thank you to our benevolent mayorsssss

Surprise cameo from former Philadelphia Eagles owner Norman Braman

funny everest bit, but greater boston does actually have one of the largest Tibetan populations outside of asia.

The Miami Trilogy is a masterpiece. Shots don’t count, man.

I was fairly surprised to see genuine for-real Hoteps preaching on the corner of St-Catherine and Union next to the shuttered Hudsons Bay in Montreal last summer. They weren't that many and they didn't seem to make much of an impression but ... they sure were honest to YHWH Black Israelites in Montreal

Y'kno Nova, on the topic of Black Hebrew Israelites, I think if Etienne Cabet counts as a mayor you could make an argument Ben Ammi Ben-Israel does too

The chilling tale of Dr Jekyll and Mr Mayor

going from the new mountain goats single to this episode made me realize how mountain goats this whole podcast is. every one of these guys could be the subject of three minutes of john darnielle lyrics plus a horn solo

Gg0

the Lisan al gaib of Miami-Dade county

Hey so when you said “Raúl Masvidal” an anime-style flash went off in my head because his son, Paul Masvidal, is the guitarist and vocalist for the legendary jazz-fusion death metal band Cynic. He is gay, vegetarian, and into orgone energy. One of the best guitarists ever.

unfortunately for nova i happen to know personally that there do exist british black israelites and that they hang out outside edmonton green overground station all day on saturdays

I'm enjoying the delicacy of all these possible mental health diagnoses november goes through when this is Miami and cocaine makes you act a certain way

I did not have Riley of all people bringing back the "introducing a podcast like an American radio DJ on a top 40 rock station" bit on my 2026 bingo but here we are

Wow, that Yahweh Ben Yahweh reference came out of nowhere. I read a trashy book about cults back in the 90s about him– he used to get his followers to cut off the ears of their victims as trophies…

This is one of the peak ones, where the mayor starts out evil and ends up crazy and fun.

"mr pavement"? you mean stephen malkmus?

Ngl, I didn't realize that "The Mayortaculus" was a movie reference. I may have to watch A Serious Man.

ms lubchanksy demonstrating incredible taste with horny oklahoma

Ok, so I was fired from my job a couple days ago, right when I was in the middle of a particularly rough patch (autism and general mental health issues); I'm not kidding when I say the Miami trilogy turned my day around. I guess I needed to improve my mood and change my perspective on things. Thanks a lot y'all, you're doing amazing work, and take it easy for all of us sinners.

I fully expected this episode to end with him getting diagnosed with Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease

You're having a pretty bad year when you get up to Hurricane Xavier.

yeah I'm wonking my PP

this mayor was acting like a teen who goes to a friend's house and puts their hand on Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for the first time ever

I wish that Fidel had done to all these gusanos what they claim he did to them.

Holy shit, Mattie and Riley doing radio DJ hit a deep American part of me.

when you say Miami Trilogy, I just imagine Kim Stanley Robinson writing a series of books titled Red Miami, Green Miami, and Blue Miami

As a Latino man, my grandfather gave me my first knife, and told me of social conflicts he solved by challenging people to knife fights

You can just say "gusanos". You have my permission.

More Maddie Musical Theater Corner!

MIAMI GENEROSITY OF UNLOCKED EPS. Dunk some cheese into your coffee in celebration.

A stat I heard that's probably wrong but like to quote anyway: – Toronto is the (North American? idk) city with the *second* highest share of residents who were born outside the country, at like 51%. Those people are from practically everywhere on the planet. – Number one is Miami, at maybe 53%, which is almost entirely Cubans.

Congrats on the Knicks Mattie!

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Bonus mayor

This man doesn’t feel real. They accidentally elected a dramatic archetype as mayor.

Francis is election fraud process

"Nothing butt mayors" as sufficient sash time imposes a flat arse.

Lets not Slut Shame the Mayor

I think there should be a stage play/podcast which starts normally, and as time goes by a larger and larger percentage of the words are replaced with “Scoog” - until finally the caste are left just saying “Scoog” to one another. I have three questions I want to probe: 1.) At what point do the audience members believe the performance becomes unintelligible? 2.) Does every member of the audience share the same sense of meaning as the 100% Scoog point approaches? 3.) How does this affect the audience? Can we induce “Scoog” aphasia (audience members are unable to find appropriate words and are reduced to saying “Scoog”).

Anti Scugist Thought!

toronto is the most miami because of the drugs per mayor. catholic freaks: the Abligensians? JFK was also doing an impression of the guy from clone high.

also first motherfucker the miami mayor saga is one of my all time faves I could NOT click fast enough

YOU'RE UNC!