Jack Tompkins
It's a Mattie special – that's right, a weird guy who sucks extremely! The girls head to Pemberton, NJ, to talk about a guy who just loves getting sued sooooooo much.
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I went to the same school and through the same program as The Chainsmokers, so they came back and have a lecture to us. They were such annoying, obviously grifting pieces of shit, but everyone loved them because they were supposedly business geniuses
No Potentates, No Idols?
Desk hitler just occupied my desk.
Fun Vancouver update: Sean Orr is now suing Ken Sim for defamation :)
"nē *deíwos nē *wikpots" if you wanna get all proto-indo-european with it. ...i mean, *wikpots doesnt map directly to mayor bc the PIE culture was nomadic, but it's close enough.
Crack Often PCP Everytime
God everyone should watch Son of the White Mare
unfortunately she wasnt mayor but my pine barrens village was originally a cranberry bog owned by 19th century butch lesbian actress charlotte cushman, today theres a lake and street in town named after her
Piney Pride is real
This made me realize that despite being inscrutable, the creepy comments from my school’s learning specialist were most definitely sexual harassment. The weirdness of it somehow makes it harder to remember and to report and be taken seriously.
Mesopotamian NGNM is 'Ilu-lā, bēlum-lā'
The pine barrens are really cool btw, it's basically covered in like 3 different kinds of wild blueberries and the wildflowers and pitch pines are very unique!!!!!!
It is very cool ecologically and also pretty spooky vibes-wise (you definitely see why there’s all kinds of stories about what/who lives in there)
the business administrator is the guy who signs the contract with the mob to pick up the bins. people were getting mad about the bins
You finally acknowledged the dirty Dingus
Oh this is pemberton twp they don’t even have the downtown, that’s pemberton boro
Oh no this is near me
if this manages to get in a reference to the abandoned college campus there
Tyler Brûlé is a living reminder of the fact that Wes Anderson protagonists retain whatever charm they possess mainly by being fictional.
Normally you don't get a red wave in the Pine Barrens without the Jersey Devil being involved, and usually that wave is blood and not republicans.
The Dread Pirate Roberts technique is when you kidnap a strapping young stable-boy and teach him everything you know about swashbuckling in hopes that he wins back his true love
It's fun to see the Unifying Theory of Fuck that Guy in the wild.
Fellow Lions Led By Donkeys enjoyer spotted
Looking forward to the 2008 Village of Carpentersville, IL episode. I forgot about it till now but this episode reminded me of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFeA-pM0o8Y
New episode, new WTYP episode, Entirely new Nova podcast. Damn, what a nice day.
Nova putting in the work to give the first week of the third world war a silver lining
Boomer Occupied Government
There will eventually be a New Jersey playlist of this podcast. My bold prediction.
i just assumed the jersey devil was eternal mayor of the pine barrens tbh
whoa son of the white mare shoutout, im live scoring that movie this very evening (at California clipper in Chicago if anyone's around)
O Mayor, where art thou?
Shags for Vets is murdering me, appropriately
Keeping the Mayor in suspended animation except in times of dire municipal crisis like an Eversor Assassin
Ages ago I made a notes app entry called “TF Starter Pack” so I could pitch pals on the web of delights and I have just updated the “Gang’s Other Projects” section from 7 to 8 pods. 🫡 Nova
Ne Ghuttom Ne Meghsyos Abjure! Un-enbiggened
I've learned so many absurd facts about Riley from this podcast
Who knew one could get a podcast host platinum plated
Another November Podcast to add to my collection (of podcasts I listen to at work).
Pine Barrens does colorless, black AND green mana, but you gotta pay 1 life for the colored mana. Also it enters tapped, which is a huge downside.
I've used it out of necessity in a sunburst deck.
MONOCLE MAGAZINE what amazing lore
when Riley started talking about Monocle Magazine on TF I thought he was building up a metonymy for like some layer of upper class consumer media like Expensive Watches Magazine and Yacht Quarterly or whatever and I was blown away to find it's real
This guy seems very traumatic-brain-injury-pilled
what if master roshi was worse?
A recently excavated stone tablet in the valley of kings reveals the first known episode of No Horus No Nomarchs
"Sounds like he is the Township Solicitor" almost took me out.
The BETRAYAL of Wesley Dingus is heartbreaking. From being celebrated on this show for hitting a person convicted of owning CSAM who was running away from the law iirc, to doing something similar like the guy he hit with his car. Never trust a mayor...
33:24 the new jersey devil? More like the new jersey pedo. 😅
doesn’t narrow the field
I won't stand for this Pine Barrens slander calling it ugly, im siccing the Jersey devil on all of you
can't wait for y'all to decide that some hunnic leader was a mayor by technicality, just to make a "Son of the White Mayor" joke
The town yelling at him to resign is like the Christopher intervention / heckle fest in sopranos? NJ a very cursed state. Can’t really feel it ok smug as OR is just as corrupt and everyone pretends that it isn’t, but at least it’s prettier & has fewer of these people you run into in close proximity to major towns and the various hitlerite suburbs? Can you get David J Roth for future New Jersey eps? He has a great voice and the most cheerful redeeming NJ guy / sports writer ever, but knows these people all too well? I think we need to put them back on the ‘send all of NY’s garbage to NJ’ (not just the human). The old Cornell College Princeton derisive basketball chant ‘Princeton’s in New Jersey.’
I was very disappointed to learn that this isn't the story of how that guy who tried to ban video games became a mayor.
Son of the White Mayor has been appointed to chair the Chainsmokers Truth and Reconciliation Commission