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February 19, 2026

The Marquis de Morès

This week, mayor Riley takes us to the old west, where a French Italian guy buys the most expensive hat in the world and starts a town just to piss everyone else off as much as possible. And then he does....another thing.

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Marley Jay · September 15, 2026

The phone bandolier with the sash cover needs to be show merch. Incredibly expensive, impractical merch.

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lsh · September 1, 2026

This is the best thing I've ever heard.

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Australian Estuary Pirate · June 24, 2026

"I don't just think this, I believe it" dumbarse. Considering that Hitler's favourite book series were about cowboy adventures and written by a German that never went to America, there seems to be a strong correlation between cowboy LARPers and fascists.

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DotV2 · May 11, 2026

"You call it WOmanhattan because-" BROADWAY is right there!

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Tyler · May 3, 2026

This was the episode that convinced me to subscribe to the Patreon.

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Jeremy Cohn · March 17, 2026

girls, the mayor sash had to be a cartridge belt holding various caliber

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ZombieDwarf · March 12, 2026

Dudes rock, but unfortunately the rock is Skrewdriver.

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Levee_ · March 4, 2026

strong Yukio Mishima vibes from this guy

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Bethany · February 27, 2026

Hey so as a native person with autism, I must info dump about the native tribes of North Dakota. There are tons of tribes that have at various times lived in what is now North Dakota. The main groups nowadays are the member tribes of the Great Sioux Nation (also known as the Seven Council Fires or Oceti Sakowin). This includes the Lakota, the Dakota and the Nakota (also known as the Assinboine or Stoney). All of those split into smaller subgroups, most of which have multiple names for added confusion. Other groups include the Ojibwe (also known as the Chippewa or the Salteaux) and the Three Affiliated Tribes (made up of the Mandan, Hidatsa, and Arikara). In total, there are five reservations, two of which are on the border with South Dakota. Other tribes that have lived in that area historically include the Crow, the Cheyenne, the Cree, and maybe the Soshone sometimes. Hope this helps lol

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Simon Bitdiddle · February 24, 2026

Y'know, Nova had a prestige mayor. Vernon, California's Mayor counts!

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Moths · February 24, 2026

This is why I love reality. Nothing is too absurd to be real, no matter how strange you think the world is, it always gets stranger, anything can happen and nothing is impossible.

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Cait Monroe · March 5, 2026

The promise and threat of 2026: anything is possible

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Jack Harlot · February 23, 2026

this might be my favorite episode so far. you girlies rock

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kitty · February 23, 2026

i wondered if this episode could possibly compete with the other episode about a french guy with Ideas makin up a town in america, and lo and behold it could

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James Cézanne-Taipale · February 23, 2026

As a Franco-Italian name haver, we have like three types of guys and this man is two of them. It’s insane this man is not related to me.

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Kentucky Fried Commie · February 22, 2026

How serious are we about the Item hand tattoo discount? Would that transfer to other Pod-verse pods? Does an "Item!" Hand tat get you trash future? Well theirs your Problen?

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PrismShank · February 22, 2026

blood meal is a very common fertilizer! plants do love blood!

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GhostMedic · February 21, 2026

I might be the only person to have cackled at Winchester Thumb

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Nina · February 21, 2026

this episode is an excellent example of why this is the best podcast and why mayors are the most important people in history — Great Mayor Theory if you will

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Patrick Lopez · February 21, 2026

I've been to this town! I've seen the house!

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Nina · February 21, 2026

a tiny item, an itemelette if you will

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robo · February 21, 2026

you’re telling me that a failson of the reconquista is an antisemite?!

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Simone Meltesen · February 20, 2026

Pacifica is like 20 minutes south of San Francisco right on the coast. Not in wine country.

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Christine Pizan · February 20, 2026

The critics are already calling morès an early contender for the 2027 Goodies...

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Earl of Pudding · February 20, 2026

If you inherit the podcast, do you have to transition?

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D&BDomeisen · February 20, 2026

This unhingedness has me wanting a rewatch of a show called The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. This dude is wild!!!

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Em Gravesong · February 20, 2026

Antonio DiAngelos near mention

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lsh · September 1, 2026

With the refrigerated trains ? Cause I went straight to that

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Bronzer · February 20, 2026

Please watch and record review of the Elkhorn show, I need more about this guy I hate

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Ben Schwabe · February 20, 2026

Peak episode.

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AvocadoAssassin · February 20, 2026

Tyger is a good friend. Shall we parlay? Also, Pacifica would be shit for wine. ❤️

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josh plays drums · February 20, 2026

spoilers: French cowboy nazis is so close to a blazzing saddles joke holy shit how is this real

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etienne · February 20, 2026

l'Affaire Dreyfus was truly the Watergate of political scandals

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MMmmmVarley · February 20, 2026

You finally got me with this one, I yield, I have subscribed and wish to receive your newsletter.

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Shiv · February 20, 2026

I said, “duel tonite queen 👀” in absolute unison with you Riley

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Shiv · February 20, 2026

Girls: I’m in SF and Pacifica is 20min south of me —do you need me to see if the City Council has Open Comment 👀 🧙 *stick emoji*

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Jon W · February 19, 2026

I don't think I laughed harder at an episode. Thank you, Riley

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Jim · February 19, 2026

Losing your mind over butcher shop sales / most recent crackpot scheme failure after Sol Star is Bullock’s actual successful partner just selling picks & shovels in Deadwood largely bottom-up? Incredible! It’s stuff like this that raises the need to make sure the American suburbs and the mutants they produce (your fuentii, kirks & Stephen millers that all spawned from there and if you squint maybe you can tell the difference between them?) are never built again. Let us extend the model of what happened to this town to almost *all* the postwar development & hitlerite suburbs. Maybe some can be repurposed to recycled idk?

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Al · February 19, 2026

Mezoamayorican hand ball

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Harold Gottfried · February 19, 2026

59:23 I’m pretty sure Char said that.

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · February 19, 2026

Silver makes for bad washboard material. It's too soft. You want some argalvanized (Argentine galvanization) steel The American Dreamtime is really good

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Raymond Price · February 19, 2026

"Imagine being shot by French Elon Musk in that cowboy hat" My soul would not see Heaven if that happened to me. I would be shamed to Hell.

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · February 19, 2026

I'm putting in a request at the Dantean metaphysical vaudeville department for you three to be spliced Cerberus style

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Craig Davis · February 19, 2026

I used to think spaghetti westerns had unrealistic characters.

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MaidenlessBrewer · February 19, 2026

If anyone wants to know more about a crossdressing/possibly trans European Muslim adventurer raised by anarchists, there's an episode of Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff about Isabelle Eberhardt aka Si Mahmoud Saadi

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leivathan · February 19, 2026

I haven't listened yet but I wanted Mattie to know that I got sent the defector ski union article she did the art for by my brother, the co-chair of the Park City Ski Patrolllers Association!

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No Gods No Mayors Podcast · February 19, 2026

hey very cool!! tell him good luck with the fight

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Tom Gungy · February 19, 2026

Me, an idiot: Damn, shame the episode is gonna peak at the start with my sudden new favorite blorbo, Tygarjas Twyrls Bigstyck

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Anya Hanley · February 19, 2026

The antisemetic cowboy had a big iron on his hip (the Iron Cross)

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AbsolxGuardian · February 19, 2026

Menagarie: some rich guy's private collection of animals Aviary: birds Apiary: bees Bestiary: book of animals

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kiwi · February 19, 2026

Seminary: big collection of semen.

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Louis G · February 19, 2026

Oh God the rollercoaster

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Bibbit · February 19, 2026

I am receiving a hazy image from the Mayortaculus… a comic in the style of old Batman, with the Item Rodeo Cowboy (fingers tattooed ITEM) punching someone (Eric Adams?) with a big blammo ITEM! bubble

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Beefis Plourch · February 19, 2026

This has gotta be one of the all-timers

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Roman Levin · February 19, 2026

Pétain was his classmate at St Cyr???

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Casey O. Jones · February 19, 2026

This is a Gulf State prince building a desert fiefdom.

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Krakenoid · February 19, 2026

Hell of a time to start playing Fallout New Vegas again

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etienne · February 20, 2026

you encounter the French Antisemitic Cowyboy, who's trying to take on the NCR's brahmin processing business and in the process is fucking up the local ecosystem and is ruining the vibes by being annoying. do you: - ally with him so that he forwards you some Enclave hardware he got out of an off-country contact - remove his barbwire and handle his goons to get NCR brownie points - help redirect a Brotherhood nuclear meltdown runoff to his land to subtly fuck his shit up - blow his shit smoove off with the Fat Man

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Mike Kangal · February 19, 2026

After discussion with my partner we've decided ITEM on one knuckle and STÜF on the other

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aceplym · February 20, 2026

For your consideration: ITEM on one side, HYAH on the other

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James Rule · February 19, 2026

The mayor and the anti-mayor of New Orleans.

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Nemo · February 19, 2026

What a rollercoaster. One of the ones that collapses and winds up on the news

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I simp for pigeons · February 19, 2026

Just as a fun fact for anyone curious. According to the 2020 census the town of Medora SD had a population of 120ish people, and an estimated population of 160 in 2024. Lol

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Nemo · February 19, 2026

that's growth baby

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SixArmedSweater · February 19, 2026

What in the actual goddamned fuck.

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I simp for pigeons · February 19, 2026

Well... I guess that's a new Halloween costume idea... Bdsm cowboy? So, leather chaps and vest, harness underneath obviously. Then matching hat and boots, and "checks notes" where do I get that leather lasue... 🤔 😂

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Ember · February 19, 2026

thank you to you and to the podcast for the idea of my halloween costume this year 🫡💜🐴

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beatrix · February 19, 2026

It takes a weirdo to be a mayor of a town, it takes an even bigger one to start a town in the first place. Also, Drumont absolutely looks like a French 19th Century Matt Walsh.

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Ian Mackintosh · February 19, 2026

Feral energy on this one.

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Oleympia · February 19, 2026

was the 19th century real? at this point im more inclined to believe those tataria videos

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Anarcho Slowpoke · February 19, 2026

It‘s stranger, that it is all real. In a way, conspiracy theorists can’t compete with whatever chaos reality is apparently.