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December 11, 2025

T. Dan Smith

This week, mayor November brings us a very ambitious and very flawed man, Mr. Newcastle himself, T. "The" Dan Smith. A self-described "fool surrounded by a pack of leeches." Will he succeed in turning Newcastle Brutalist? Will we find out why he lives in a mansion? Find out!

Looking for a holiday gift? Why not pick up Mattie's new book.

Here's Pavarotti:

Here are those renderings, by the way:

Comments (82)

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Australian Estuary Pirate · June 18, 2026

A cowboy cold cocks a spy. "Wey-aye, my name is Bentley, ma'am. I'm from Newcastle, that's the Fort Worth of the north."

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Joan · April 9, 2026

This is an inspiring episode. I've listened to it through a couple of times and I am enraptured not only by the unbridled hope November seems to have for Mr. Smith, but just how much he seems to have legitimately cared for the community he lived in. He's a quirky guy and really gives a glimmer of something greater—even if it is brought screaming back to Earth with the demolitions, the corruption, the highways.

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Clidna (somethingkooky) · January 7, 2026

Let’s start a petition for November to begin reading audiobooks, so we can listen to her while falling asleep *without* giggling and waking ourselves up 🤣

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Brendan A. MacWade · December 31, 2025

Thank you, November. A masterful episode. Toon Toon.

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Moths · December 28, 2025

By the way, if you're intersted in the social context in which all this was happening, there is a brilliant bbc drama called Our friends in the north, which tracks the post war social transformation through the lives of a bunch or northerns, and intersects with practically everything they talked about in the podcast

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Login · December 21, 2025

speaking as someone from Newcastle myself, the descriptions of what all this could have been towards the start make me really fuckin depressed and despite it all, a city that is routinely said to be the friendliest in the country. christ this feels like reading those old soviet time capsules, mixed with the knowledge that every person who could possibly give a shit has completely forgotten that the place exists

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A Tedious Returning · December 19, 2025

CAR PARK RESTAURANT

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Sam Blackman · December 19, 2025

AND I SAY AGAIN, T–GIRL DAN SMITH

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etienne · December 19, 2025

okay there's one thing I keep getting back to tho, what was a *mayor* supposed to have accomplished to further the cause of Socialism? I guess in context, build 15% more public housings and not caused a corruption scandal that blocked the path of a number of hypothetical socialist mayors? I just don't really get what's the big tragedy here. I don't know the numbers but whatever number of public housings he got done sounds like it barely compensated for the demolishing of old terraced houses that could have been better once refurbed anyways and minus the hit of the highways. I have a lot of sympathy for the ideology of this show but this just ... doesn't math out to me

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Erica H · December 18, 2025

my wife and i agree that this is one of y'alls best episodes

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Jon W · December 16, 2025

Anyone know what the hell a Patreon Mailbox is? Is that just the Patreon DMs or is there an actual email address associated with No Gods No Mayors that's tied in with Patreon that we're supposed to use?

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s0 · December 17, 2025

Same problem, I can’t DM NGNM, and I can’t find any “mailbox” feature on the Patreon app or mobile website.

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r0sewyrm · December 16, 2025

I feel like I got fucking sniped by that line about the Pink Peacock, and I'm not even Scottish Also, I also live in a place where, in order to get to basically anything, I have to get to a bridge or tunnel to cross over a large highway to get to the city center. Of course, a bunch of Black people's homes were bulldozed to build it.

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Ben Schwabe · December 15, 2025

89th

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SixArmedSweater · December 15, 2025

I swear, sometimes it feels like the entire history of this planet was precision-made to break my spirit. HOW DO THEY ALWAYS FUCK IT UP.

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Sam Blackman · December 13, 2025

Trans Dan Smith

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Vault Tec Rep · December 13, 2025

In call the midwife one family complains of sea sickness being on the like 19th floor and the state gave them essentially Dramamine. Great education for an American on how this whole council housing thing worked.

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lil dove · December 12, 2025

the artist Richard Dawson makes so much more sense now

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Harrison Sanchez · December 12, 2025

MOOMIN MENTION YAAAAAAAAAAY

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Brian Danger Hicks · December 12, 2025

Making myself un-bribe-able (passing a law that giving me money is never legally a bribe)

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Samuel Ashdown · December 12, 2025

I love my city

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lala · December 12, 2025

E. Vrart Claire

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Kelvin · December 12, 2025

I would hug that Pavarotti

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Marisa Romanelli · December 12, 2025

There are Coppolas everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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Alec Barger · December 12, 2025

God, I love this podcast

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I simp for pigeons · December 12, 2025

Thank you so much for the pictures.

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etienne · December 11, 2025

this is really the most WTYP-like of those you've done, all it needed was a 23 minute Roz digression about concrete reinforcement to bring it up to a respectable 2hrs

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josh plays drums · December 11, 2025

i am howling at the picture of the statue

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Samuel Ashdown · December 11, 2025

Really didn’t expect a Newcastle debate. Loving it. You guys should do just a Newcastle ep. wallsend mentioned!! I’m there rn

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · December 11, 2025

HR stands for Horned-up Robomeat

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · December 11, 2025

Iydas is inside the devil, not in the ice. They Sataned him in cocytus

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etienne · December 11, 2025

it's crazy how much this guy reminds me of Jean Drapeau in Montreal except our guy centered the big fuck-off Brutalism around a heavy subway system and got the urbanism overall about 27% better

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Lilith Dyke · December 11, 2025

phenomenal episode. will be recommending as a starter ep to friends 💝

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etienne · December 11, 2025

actually yeah

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Shiv · December 11, 2025

“Ok, so the North of England is a spiritually evil place—“. Nova, how dare you come to me, a Yank with a fetish for the ever dying Sean Bean’s accent, with this drop

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Shiv · December 11, 2025

Actually Manchestuh is my fave 😍

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Paul Natsuo Kishimoto · December 11, 2025

Around 55:00 Nova's exposition revealed to me the parallel between the automobile and 'AI'. For so long the former was pushed and taken as an inevitability, and yet here we are 100 years later repedestrianising city centres. I can only hope it doesn't take us as long to reject the inevitability of the latter, and not too much of society gets “run through” before we do.

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etienne · December 11, 2025

hey what's the absolute most energy-intensive way we can accomplish something? sure let's go with that

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Nina · December 11, 2025

no pressure but i have had the worst 10 days of my life and i now really need a laugh

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Nina · December 12, 2025

so i love you and this podcast but unfortunately my bad week was caused by a postwar brutalist university deciding to try to fire me and 399 of my colleagues and now i am actually even sadder about the broken promises of that era

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Cam · December 11, 2025

The image of the skyway is actually pretty accurate to how it is. I walk home across it a fair bit

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Cam · December 11, 2025

The other interesting thing, being from Birmingham originally is that whilst the car centric design is there, it is cut through with the Metro from the 80s so it doesn't have the same effect as Birmingham of trapping the city centre

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Ashley F · December 11, 2025

NEWCASTLE MENTIONED! But for real I dearly love the brutalist architecture and it's a real shame the sky ways are due to be demolished sometime soon

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Cam · December 11, 2025

The sky ways are a really interesting bit of design, shame to hear they're on the way out

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Jura · December 11, 2025

the pink peacock bit did indeed cause me blunt force trauma

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Jimjam · December 24, 2025

Yep took me out and I only know about it bcos of friend in Glasgow filling me in…

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Harriet · December 11, 2025

I genuinely don’t know how you look at those renderings and think anything other than that they look absolutely class. This is so reactionary lmao, lots of the Georgian buildings were awful 😭

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Charlotte · December 11, 2025

I haven't even gotten into the full episode but please know I'm in the office DYING stifling my laughter at the Entombed Pavarotti

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Shiv · December 11, 2025

Charlotte, reading this before pressing play really gave my brain a tickle.

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Moths · December 11, 2025

I want to stress that Brasilia is an abomination of a city, built around the worst modernist, architectural and social ideas of the 20th century. Psychological studies have shown that it actually hurts to live there, the city is that hostile to humanity and its needs. There is an exellent book on the subject called "Seeing like a State", which uses Brasilia and Chittagong as case studies in ailenating city design.

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Vanessa P · December 11, 2025

yeah I was about to say I found the 'Newcastle will be the Brasilia of the North' thing funny because don't people *also* despise Brasilia

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Al · December 11, 2025

Festoonable

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Adam Barker-wyatt · December 11, 2025

TOON TOON

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Vanessa P · December 11, 2025

the thing non-Scots need to understand about the Duke of Edinburgh traffic cone thing is that it has by this point been completely co-opted by kitschy marketing for tourism and services, like you'll see ads for Coke or whatever where they reference the statue traffic cone and it's always the cringiest thing ever

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Vanessa P · December 11, 2025

i heard a BT (I think) ad that was targeted to Glasgow (I don't actually live there but it's close enough) during a podcast interval where one of the actors was like "wow, the wifi went so fast the Duke was struggling to keep his cone on!!!!!!" just the worst

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UD-wat · December 11, 2025

Also, correction: Helsinki has one full mayor and then the vice-mayors who aren't actually mayors, and the vice-mayor who got done for graffiti is the former head of the Left Alliance party and an avid fan of football who is known to have done some videos on Facebook and Instagram where he despair over football swearingly

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UD-wat · December 11, 2025

Torille

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Vanessa P · December 11, 2025

surely the only vaguely horny thing anyone has ever posted on Threads dot net the nothing app is, like, "Your breasts are not just voluptuous -- they're also inspiring"

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AmiAndTea · December 11, 2025

I want to write a proper comment after I’ve had a real sit-down listen, but I want to first pop into the comments and say the typical consolatory meal in Newcastle is from a Scottish-owned breakfast place called Pablo Eggsgobao. I wish I was joking.

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Shiv · December 11, 2025

fucking incredible

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Adam Barker-wyatt · December 11, 2025

My city! Newcastle is a quite nice place to live in spite of the poverty. I appreciate the efforts to point out that northern cities like Newcastle are underappreciated and not nearly as shit as they're supposed to be. Also, the elevated pedestrian walkway basically still exists. The transport and road system of the city is admittedly mental.

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Cam · December 11, 2025

Aye, yeah, Tyne and Wear has a lot of deprivation but it is a lovely place to live.

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David Munro · December 11, 2025

Congratulations Nova, this one's an all time great. I love a story about a mayor that helps examine a wider social context. Of course, stories about mayors who are just weird little guys are great too.

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Sword Through Your Window · December 11, 2025

the “t” is so he’s not confused with the guy from Bastille

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BarFly · December 11, 2025

The Boston West End Museum (a fantastic 2-room museum) describes how a vibrant, if poor, neighborhood was declared a slum, which resulted in the city cutting services, which in turn made the neighborhood more slum-like in order to manufacture consent for the clearance and demolition.

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Shiv · December 11, 2025

yikes on bikes, need to hit that next time i’m out

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No Gods No Mayors Podcast · December 11, 2025

mattie here. SORRY the pavarotti photo has been ADDED. please gaze upon Him

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zane · December 11, 2025

[corrections and addenda jingle] in the divine comedy, judas is one of the three sinners in cocytus not encased in ice - he is the central chew toy in the three mouths of satan (who was trapped in ice)

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Cait Monroe · December 11, 2025

I will say, increased interaction with statues must be managed carefully. At my alma mater, there were two bronze statues of longhorn cattle, kept in a poorly-lit facility adjacent to campus. Late at night, some students were running around there, and one of them got impaled on the horns of a bronze bull. Can't always trust people around statues

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Em Gravesong · December 11, 2025

Brazen Bulls staying portentous.

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cavira cavidura · December 11, 2025

All I keep thinking of when hearing Nova say "The North" is: there's gotta be a British version of "Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis"

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DapperCyborg · December 11, 2025

I think it’s important to mention the 11+ is still very much a thing in parts of the U.K. I had to sit it and was given no accommodation for my dyslexia it’s an awful experience

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Jimjam · December 24, 2025

I also sat it and got no allowance for my dyslexia except that was intentional because at least one school we had considered applying to explicitedly said don’t bother applying if you have specific learning differences (ie learning disabilities) so my mum was worried the rest would reject me 🙃

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Login · December 11, 2025

whenever theres a geordie who's not doing some light entertainment bullshit in the wider consciousness its never good, this city's cursed man

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Anggg · December 11, 2025

Ah, how insane to determine at 11 what kind of education opportunities you will get in your future life. Here in Germany we do it the more sensible way, at 10 instead of 11.

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Ben Schwabe · December 11, 2025

In the USA every state does it differently. When I was a wee lad in New York in the 1980s we were assigned "reading groups" in first grade (age 6) and everyone not in the top group got sent to the "non-regents" classes starting in 8th grade and were thus not eligible to enter the New York state university system (and most private colleges wouldn't take you either.) This sorting was almost entirely class based.

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Athena Von Tharsis · December 11, 2025

This is the nightmare/ over the border/ on a night out/ in fuckin west-yorkshire! Leeds is a dump, yeah, but not the source of all evil (that is london).

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etienne · December 11, 2025

there's a REASON statues are built on PEDESTALS

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Earl of Pudding · December 11, 2025

Oh no. Its one of mine.

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Earl of Pudding · December 11, 2025

I have finished the episode and I've subsequently been inflicted by a powerful sadness from which I may never recover. All my life people have talked about Newcastle and the North-East in general as an irreparable slum and it was so nice to hear that at some point in the not so distant past there was a powerful push to make something of it. All for naught.

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isla fern · December 11, 2025

show us the entombed tenor!!

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SixArmedSweater · December 11, 2025

Where is my entombed Pavarotti? I was promised an entombed Pavarotti.