LaToya Cantrell

First, as a Louisiana native, REALLY good synopsis of why is New Orleans Second, the catch all term for a lover in Louisiana is "fiancee/fiance." It has at best a tenuous relationship to intent to marry and is more commonly understood as some variety of non marital/semi-illicit long term tryst.

B-52s voice "Fuck Shack, baby!"

Ah yes, the album Wet End Girl by Katy Perry. No worries, November.

dick domicile is my favourite wacky races character, dick domicile and homely

Commissioner impersonator sent cease and desist for falsely claiming he was elected a neighborhood commissioner... Not quite mayoral, but its municipal, or at least submunicpal. https://www.popville.com/2025/12/part-3-cease-and-desist-johnnys-all-american-bar-drama-in-columbia-heights-triple-yikes/

Please sell me a button with "The Sash Never Ends" on it

shit, i'm in striking distance of THA New Wave, i could take a field trip

Everyone needs to see Spike Lee’s documentaries on Katrina and the aftermath. Masterpieces of documentary and really prescient about disaster capitalism and what’s coming with climate disasters.

i am but a cis woman late to this podcast but you missed an opportunity there with ‘chasing riley’ at 1.50

Reapplying to grad school with a thesis titled "From Wappy to Vappie: the Role of Perilous Relationships in Unseating American Municipal Politicians"

hearing Landrieu as Landru and thinking "the evil computer?" very confusing for a sec

Okay it's so easy to have a joint fall out of your pocket; then again I work at the big doink factory and maintain the machine that rolls 11,000 joints per day

Glad that’s sorted, now please can we have the “Riley Quinn ‘25 Mayoral Transition Team” tee

How are the mayor's of New York better at practicing ethical non monogamy than the Mayor of New Orleans

🅱️.I.A.

Yes, the original All Quiet has the bird

Nova...Nova please, it's by Lily Allen. Pussy Palace by Lily Allen.

Is it illegal to have a pied-à-terre?

Love the episode as always, ladies. But the autism is forcing me to tell you that there is in fact a government agency called the BIA

A knockoff Hannah-Barbera cartoon, Skoogy-doogy-doo

yeah im not a big fan of when nova or mattie or abi seem genuinely disgusted by versions of transfeminity that define themselves mainly through relation to the internet. like using amazon is obviously bad but the objection seems to be to a certain basicness or associations with fetishes the hosts dislike, ignoring the social and economic factors that might limit possibilities for irl social engagement and queer community formation meaning that ur sense of trans identity necessarily forms primarily online & in relation to shit thats cringe

Its time go tune into a live reading of dorley Hall but they talk about mayor's

(Mandelson voice) Higino Carneiro, of course, very buttery penis

Query; given the heptapods’ time perception, can Arrival/Story of your Life be spoiled?

Ok so like seriously, what’s the deal with the Amazon basics skirt, bc if it’s the pleated black skater skirt then I also want one

Devastated to not get commentary on the SWB Sex Dungeon that was discovered during the Cantrell Mayorship.

Wait, has Mattie already made Heptapod Mayor art because of a bit from a previous episode or did an alien language mess up my relationship with time

ITS MY TIME, AT LAST

I have often said there are too few city council seats in Las Angeles (and too a lesser expand NYC) but NOLA having only 7 is …insane to me that makes them so powerful

you know when you were young and landlines were still everywhere and you'd be at a friend's house and the phone rings and you want to fuck with them and answer with "hi this is the Dick Domicile how can I help you?"

I still think she killed her husband. You can't be a truly memorable New Orleans mayor without killing a guy.

man the trans riley initiative really took a step up this episode. not that im complaining

Aboe is the new groupchat name

Flying first class to Switzerland on the taxpayer's dime because everyone in New Orleans suddenly started driving at 5000 miles an hour.

Omg congratulations Riley!!

🅱️aToya 🅱️antrell 👌👌💯💯😂😂😂

Side note, you mentioned patreon episode art, but none of the episodes uploaded to patron have had episode art attached to them. We've been missing out :(

OMG LATOYA EPISODE YESSSSSSSS

Nova, sweet darling, it's Lily Allen, not Katy Perry, who was supposedly (I believe it) cheated on by David Harbour.

The girlies giving Riley free voice training, that’s what I call solidarity in sisterhood

You should watch the 1970s version of all quiet on the western front. I love it and I feel it captures the themes better than the new one which gets lost in the sauce in my opinion

Dick Domicile is going to be the name of a himbo in the new gender swap Bond movies. Jane Bond will fuck him three minutes after he appears on screen and then the bad guy (now a woman named Cunnilingusfield) has him fed to barracudas.

i want you all to know the "transing Riley's gender" bits are really getting to me. I legit had to remind myself that this podcast only has *two* trans women. also as Riley is also my name its very weird.

by the way. According to Urban Dictionary, a male mistress is a "manstress"...

🎶Me & Mrs Cantrell. We've got a thing goin' on.🎶

This episode sponsored by the letter B

Aboe

Heptapodcast

One addendum of insane legal codes - Supreme Court of Canada. Civil code in Quebec, common law in the rest, so the Supreme Court has to deal with both. Helps make Canada very normal.

We’re screaming Lily Allen at you Nova! Katy Perry is with possible Future Mayor Justin Trudeau!

Did not expect to hear Riley and Nova descend into Bloods slang, that shit was braaaazy

Huey long was a lawyer ...... that is all ......

I’m one minute in and how is this show even real.

The algo on youtube keeps showing me a video about a Gay White Zulu mayor - whats that all about?

Aboe

Re: marmalade tome: the Paddington cookbook has a recipe for m‘lade bread and butter pud. Do it to yoursen, you and no-one else. It cuts the custard.

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