Isaltino Morais
Municipal meeting minutes include: Eric Adams Radmilk, Minot Grigio, Things The Hosts Know About Portugal, No Traumatic Stress At All, jostled tiles, legal tiki-taka, vast and trunkless leg day, and DaughterHelp.
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Just as Yoda speaks English with Japanese grammar, Isaltino Morais speaks English with Portuguese grammar.
https://x.com/luiscab200/status/2056074243750625576?s=46
It’s genuinely insane how similar this guy’s regime character is to Governor Phil Scott of Vermont’s is, especially with the not giving a fuck about flood mitigation and older people inexplicably being willing to fucking die for him if necessary despite him doing fuck all
HE LITERALLY HAS HIS STAFFERS CALL HIM YOUR HIGHNESS AND I THINK HAS REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS GOVERNOR DAD BEFORE. speaking of Tzarist governors lol
“What if the paving stones we threw at the cops 10 years ago would simply cost the taxpayers too much money to replace ever? Also let’s invade Iraq/Haïti and maybe buy the cops tanks.” -basically every supposed Soc-Dem that got a modicum of power during the 2000s…
“Rather than either replacing the paving stones normally with public funds like we’re supposed to or turning it into an ancap toll-road, let’s take a secret third position… let’s have a public-private partnership to find out how to buy new paving stones with cryptocurrency that can withstand the cops driving their tanks over them and still make it a toll road anyways. Also, Iraq/Haïti seems to be in a bad spot so let’s have a public-private partnership with Wagner Group or Blackwater (if we can figure out how to not deadname them this week) to do the same thing we tried earlier but with twice the cost to the taxpayer.” -same “Soc-Dems” like 5-15 years after said invasion of Iraq/Haïti has ended in total collapse of civil governance and humanitarian crisis.
“what the fuck, I didn’t even order this traumatic stress?!?” mood…
Rob Porter the reporter is an Ace Attorney character ass name
I-SALTY NO-MORALS
The Municipal Roundup song is hilarious
Never give up! nice job ❤️
Just to be clear I love the name municipal roundup for the first segment!
https://www.wtrf.com/ohio/ohio-mayor-runs-over-and-breaks-leg-of-man-convicted-of-sexual-battery/amp/#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17550208727540&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com begging for a municipal round up on mayor Dingus
I gasped when I realized that you weren't insulting him
"Did you hear that New York is dead?" My God, WTYP's news segment was right, NYC was finally destroyed
Nova confidently incorrect in her pronunciation of Minot
The huey long of portugal ?
The Sydney monorail (RIP) was useless as transport but great if you had friends from overseas visiting; you’d say “come ride our stupid monorail” and you’d stay on it doing loops until you got bored.
Sitting in the Sydney CBD listening to this podcast within sight of where one of the monorail stations would be if they hadn’t torn them down ten years ago because it was stupid
I am getting big Jacksonville Skyway vibes of that monorail.
Wow, I can't believe they made Evrart Clair real
oh my GOD
Rajneeshpuram was technically a municipality leaving the door open for a osho episode
I can't believe they tried to make the Sydney monorail but only made the Seattle monorail.
This episode Portugoes
o autarca em apuros
Who knew my trip to Portugal last summer was preemptive research for this podcast.
There's no D, there's no disorder! - Riley
ＡＭＡＭ ｌａｒａ ｌｙｅｎ ｏ ｉ ｒ ａ ｓ ｃ ｓ
Hi, it's your token Portuguese listener. Thank you for this, I pumped my fist in the air when I got the notification. Now please, I Beg of you, do Fátima Felgueiras. ps: we don't all eat linguiça and take ginjinha breaks, tyvm 😡 bye, I'm off to eat one entire chouriço
(reads name) . . . "I salt in no more anus" Why is my brain like this?
not a monorail! it's a cable hauled people mover! totally different!
look- two rails! https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:SATUOeiras_vehicles#/media/File:SATUOeiras_(Fv_7472).JPG
If three suspicious white people came up to our juke joint and sang Municipal Rodeo for us we would surely invite them in.
Seattle's beloved two stop monorail would indicate that more stops are actually a problem.
"skyrim belongs to the nords!" took me out I'm gonna be giggling about that all day
“National Honky Tonk” is the new name for the Kennedy Center.
5:23 -> it is the podcast of a people who will not be slaves again
East Germany had a national Hootenanny which seems to suggest the possibility of a national Honky Tonk
Sydney's monorail is gone lmao. I remember riding it once in 2012-ish as a kid, and that is my only memory of it
Getting real Tropico vibes from this guy
it’s pronounced MY-KNOT as featured in the local commercials “Why not Minot?”
Thank you, fellow Upper Midwesterner
No Gods, No Mayors, No Estrogen taken on stage 🤨☹️
Sydney’s monorail is sadly gone. Replaced with public transport that connects the places people live with the places they work. A little piece of nonsense has fallen out of the world.
I swear the first time I took it I had to buy a token to use it or maybe thats a fever dream
I hate to say this, but Minot seems to be in North Dakota and pronounced as "may not" somehow.
Also I'm listening at work and a customer heard 3 seconds of Riley before I could pause and the customer asked me if I was listening to Glen Beck. I don't want to pressure you into things you're not ready for, but maybe get on that voice training queen
The photo was shot on a Nikon D800, no flash, 85mm focal length, manual white balance, 4.97 aperture, 1/160 exposure, and ISO 80.
For a moment I forgot metadata existed and thought you were the kwisatz haderach of photography autism
Of course Nova listens to Merle Hazard, the macroeconomics comedy themed country singer
YESSSSS! THE Portuguese Mayor, capital P, capital M! 😂
Thank you for bringing me the hot constitutional mayor
Hard out 3 is actually called hard out 3 it’s the three one
H3rd Out
Riley's already been on KJB so slay
Listening to Mayor Podcast at 12 am because I’ve lost control of my life