Carolyn Goodman
Would you care for a normal olive? This week, we’re covering Oscar Goodman’s Ptolemy II, his wife Carolyn.
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fyi i think riley meant something else when he said "obergefell." fyi
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Well I guess I know the reason why the only time I ever got COVID was in Las Vegas and it was thanks to the happiest mayor in the multiverse. Heartwarming
Oh and also fuck Las Vegas for taking two of my city’s sports teams. For those not up to date on the situation the once beloved A’s are now pariahs in Oakland.
TIL There are hundreds of miles of tunnels running underneath Las Vegas with approximately 1,500 people living down there, some never leave. If only the mayortaculus would set its gaze upon the Mayor of the Mole People.
I’m glad the pod is taking a principled stance against… gay marriage? Is that one of the precepts?
"combination hockey and basketball stadium." Basketball on Ice. Studying figure skating to learn how to jump
ohh Carmella, hold me tighter your sash fell off and your hall fell down now you’re all strung out on plastic surgery on the outskirts of town
The Reply Of The Zapponian Cossacks
That sit-lie section is a preview for the inevitable Gavin Newsom episode
SPORTS GAMBLINGGGGG 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 LETS MELT SOME BRAINS! (Excited to see the Las Vegas A's in a couple seasons, once they build their stadium; they are currently homeless in Sacramento)
Oh I was too early. I do think the Las Vegas A's will have more heatstroke than any other MLB team in history though
Mandami Wins! 🎯 November never misses
For some reason my brain immediately put sash fall off / hall fall down to Whatcha Say (when the roof caved in and the truth came out / when the sash fell off and the hall fell down - you just didn't know what to do)
critical love for anderson cooper?
‘that’s really ignorant’ what an icon
When your sash falls off and your hall falls down. When they find out you live in another town. Give it up, your time is gone. You're outta luck, and you dont have long. Look out cuz the mayors wont work no more. Each one of these rustbelt citys Is rotten to the core. Look out cuz a good ones hard to find. But if you do they'll shine on like a diamond.
You need a chorus in-between the examples of increasingly comic civic failure that’s like “There’s your sign you ain’t gonna mayor no more no more, ain’t gonna mayor no more (you bet) ya ain’t mayor no more” I don’t know why I put it into like 50s cowboy register but here we are
The site of the fallen Troy City Hall was known as Troy City Hole until they finally started building something else there. Songwriters might find something to do with that. Also residents of Troy are known as Trojans by the kind and Troylettes by the rest.
i grew up in oakland and i, along with every other person who ever cared a tiny bit about oakland sports, have a blood feud with sheldon adelson that is as deep and one-sided as oscar goodman's feud with obama
Given her support of COVID-19, and that “rolling up your sleeves and helping your health department” is the biggest thing a mayor can do to prevent West Nile Virus filled swimming pools, I have to assume Carolyn Goodman is pro-virus
"Giunchigliani was succeeded by Tick Segerblom in the Nevada Assembly."
Picture a more cowboy Ron White, and that's Tick
I hope you saw the Michele Fiore Treasurer run advertisement https://images.app.goo.gl/G1X2VDVywKS1dKwU8
*Lauryn Hill voice* City hall, city hall falls down...
SMASH THAT HIGH FIVE
Hi - just heard mention of Obergefell as a terrible supreme court case. That's the one that established marriage equality, right? Was there something bad in there I didn't know about? Or did winning on marriage mean all the upper class lgbtq+ folks & allies fucked off while everyone else was stuck with housing & employment discrimination, and now an all-out assault on trans people's existence?
hi mattie here –– i believe riley meant a different case!!! or she hates gay guys. getting some clarity on this
We are so back
not only did he crush it, but the outpouring of Mamdani enthusiasm from around the world is thrilling and very jarring to the powers what be
Ohhh my sash fell off and my hall fell down And the residents ran me out of town Look away! Look away! Look away! City Hall
Thanks a lot for that earworm 😂🤦🏼♀️
Looking forward to the town where they defunded the bear patrol
Another win for libertarianism
As someone who had an incredible time at the Iron Pour, a live music event at an old foundry in Providence RI where they literally pour molten metal over statues while musicians play: I would fucking love that mantis.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
I'm sure the transvestite comments was just referring to those gross AGPs and not like the normal HSTS!
Kitchen table mayoralty
Very glad that Zohran won and saved Mattie's life
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
and all his boorish chums
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