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April 3, 2025

William Armacost (with Julian Feeld)

Alright, citizens! Grab a fresh bushel of lavender and take a big sniff. We go Sequimming with QAA’s Julien Feeld! Municipal meeting minutes include: chomo parade update, mayorotic asphyxiation, the 128th annual Miss Irrigation, save our squim, portlandia for being a fascist, coughing with the mayor, the year of kindness, Mike Pence II, RT for mole children awareness, and Maoist standard Grandpa. Get in, we’re libbing out!

Come see Mattie on tour in Chicago and Minneapolis!

Comments (49)

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DotV2 · May 11, 2026

How old was the mayor that died jorkin' it while smoking crack and participating in auto-erotic asphyxiation?

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NowhereMan661 · May 6, 2026

Pranking my homie by dying of auto-erotic asphyxiation in his house. They call it "Pulling a David Carradine".

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AO · November 15, 2025

It must have been so nice for Julian to be on a podcast with three people who interrupt as much as he does.

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Austin Anderson · October 1, 2025

Grew up in Washington. I even played football against Sequim. Pretty nice little town. Not that surprised by the MAGA-ness of it all. Outside of the I-5 corridor, it's basically Idaho or Wyoming. Good people tho. (I didn't venture too often into the wilderness, being melanated and all that)

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Phathum · July 27, 2025

Mattie's only saying this because they've never heard of the Shropshire Slasher

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trasparenti · July 11, 2025

hydroxichlori-sequim

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Nick · June 11, 2025

'Loose Sequimen' is that anything?

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Dan Thorpe · May 7, 2025

I just can’t believe another person owns the (presumably also girl of swords) “don’t call me a faggot I’ll cum” shirt

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Hedrigal · May 2, 2025

Important note, Chomo has its origins in prison culture before fedsmoker.

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David C · April 11, 2025

Sequim, Sequam, Sequum.

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ZombieDwarf · April 10, 2025

Oh, November, of course Chomo Parade Update has a theme tune - it's Rock & Roll Part 2.

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Juice · April 9, 2025

ok how did you know exactly how my housemate dresses when he goes door-knocking??? "sweater vest, turquoise jewelry, big hat" is galaxy brained in the level of specificity of type of guy described

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AU Dark Brandon's Evil Twin [Good person] · April 8, 2025

Renting a room to do some autoerotic asphyxiation, call that shit a NoAirBnB

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Walpurgisnacht · April 6, 2025

"before we get in to sequim" dont like that sentance. please never say it again. From one Riley to another im begging

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Walpurgisnacht · April 6, 2025

i would like "etienne cabet w/ no notes" very much *please* it would make me so happy. also please get julian on again asap he fits into the dynamic so well

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HailTheFish · April 5, 2025

Sequim is on the Olympic peninsula, in the rain shadow of the Olympic mountains so yeah it's like Mediterranean Wasilla

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farmrob · April 4, 2025

I'm on the sequim diet

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Hey mind your business, name's not important · April 4, 2025

If one finds themselves in London, KY, one can make the short trip to Corbin and marvel at the original Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant.

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HailTheFish · April 4, 2025

Welcome to the wild world of coast salish derived place names. Sequim! Puyallup! Skookumchuck! Humptulips!

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Raymond Price · April 7, 2025

Chimacum! Tillamook, OR! Snohomish and Snoqualmie and Swinomish! Washington yields to noone in the category of "Town names which are weird to Anglophones".

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Feedbag · April 4, 2025

Sequim is one of the most beautiful places in this otherwise rotting meatpile of a country

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Saskers · April 3, 2025

the name of the town is just derived from a coast salish word, it's not that weird

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Bryce3dKeygen.midi · April 3, 2025

I very nearly got married in a purple medieval castle themed house in Sequim. We instead opted for a weird castle McMansion built by an insane FEMA administrator in a neighboring county.

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Pat Biss · April 3, 2025

"two twin peakses" Smh EVERYONE knows twin peaks has a population of 51,201

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Hey mind your business, name's not important · April 4, 2025

In the pilot it's 5101. They changed it because ABC thought people couldn't relate to that small a town.

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PrismShank · April 3, 2025

iirc chomo is prison slang

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AngryOldManYaddaYadda · April 3, 2025

Wait until they find out about Puyallup, Chuckanut and Humptulips.

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Noblese Oblahaj · April 3, 2025

This dude is like a living Dasharezone meme. Does this shirt offend you? I'm sorry, please don't yell I'll take it off

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Al · April 3, 2025

Can confirm, those beautiful lavender fields have those 'blue lives matter' sign parked outside to make sure you know what kind of town you're in. Keep driving.

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An impromptu concert from Bosco Hogan · April 3, 2025

Does Jan van Leyden count as a mayor? A Qanon takeover of an idyllic small town makes me think of the anabaptist takeover of Muenster in 1534.

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Final Bond Girl · April 3, 2025

Sequim mentioned! I lived there for a few years, gorgeous wet wet town. I love the PNW Edit: I was pretty young when I lived there but can confirm that my strongest memory is those lavenders and heathers were indeed full of ants

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Al · April 3, 2025

Is it really pronounced "Squ-im"? I've been saying it as 'See-quim'. I live in Kitsap County. *waves from the Hood Canal*

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Serkles · April 3, 2025

I'm reminded of the UK show Ghosts, where one of the said ghosts is a tory MP who passed while not wearing trousers. Life imitating art. Edit: Also, its not the first I've heard of Sequim, I've been following a youtube channel where an English guy rebuilds an old wooden sailing boat called 'Tall Ho', they were based in Sequim during the early stages of the project.

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ArcherAz · April 3, 2025

I probably misread the vibe, but "strong mayor" and "weak mayor" are genuine municipal terms that describe models of city governance and mayoral power, usually as opposed to city manager systems.

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Clark is downloading a car · April 3, 2025

WASHINGTON STATE MENTIONED aw oops it's about one of our insane mayors o well

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Al · April 3, 2025

Our great state has had a few of those.

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MaidenlessBrewer · April 3, 2025

I was absolutely shocked to start this episode and immediately hear them say Sequim. I live about 20 minutes away and people never talk about the Olympic Peninsula.

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IRIDYSCENZIA · April 3, 2025

You did a great job, as always 👊💯❤

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bobbler42 · April 3, 2025

Any relation to the (probably Nottingham) Armorcasts, an occupational name that has something to do with 80s GW stuff? Who doesn‘t need lavender scented toy soldiers?

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Travis Salyer · April 3, 2025

A town I used to live with a total population of like 300 has the thin blue line punisher logo on their cop f150s

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bean dlunt · April 3, 2025

i have made a shocking discovery that may affect the mayoral order: every president of france from mitterand until hollande had been a mayor prior to their presidency

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Al · April 3, 2025

Riley is about to enter his French mayor era.

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Webby · April 3, 2025

Irrigation? Irrigation tonight, Queen?

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Emmett Foster · April 3, 2025

I need to let you all know about the anti-mayor situation going down in Long Island with the guy who makes Pirate’s Booty. Yes, the cheese flavored popcorn. Highlights include admitted voter fraud and a plan to disincorporate a small town. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna197308

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DylanCH · April 3, 2025

i would 1000% buy a most wanted mayors deck of cards

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Al · April 3, 2025

Maddie is the Joker.

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Anne Romines · April 3, 2025

No love for Paris, Tennessee? They got a 30 foot tall Eiffel Tower model too!

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rickey c · April 3, 2025

My grandparents lived in sequim weirdly close to home

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Shiv · April 3, 2025

JULIAN COME HOME THE QIDS MISS YOU