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March 20, 2025

Tiffany Henyard

Many of you wrote in about this mayor, named the worst in America, and she definitely needed her own episode. How lucky that she was next in the order!

 Municipal meeting minutes include: We talk about the Coens again, the order sings its song, a moistened town, the fungal mayor, the cop king rolling at me very slowly,  illegal truck parties, Eurotripzcarraldo, the magical musical, Rick Owens charity bike ride, the soul of a podcaster, and seeing without seeing.

Hey do you live in the American midwest (Chicago or Minneapolis)? Come see Mattie on tour! 

Comments (47)

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Australian Estuary Pirate · May 7, 2026

The Person's Mayor. A Persons Mayor. This Specific Individual's Mayor.

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Joan · April 3, 2026

Deeply in love with the Vote-for-Gasoline-Lend-Lease strategy Henyard used. Fantastic, beautiful, perfect.

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b33nni3 · December 17, 2025

ngl this ep is sublime post pluribus

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etienne · September 15, 2025

I'm so glad Nova is mentioning Control [Remedy; 2019], nothing in particular to say it's just SUCH a great game

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Vaiva · July 3, 2025

I NEED the Lori Lightfoot ep.

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Ryan · June 26, 2025

She did just drop a music video “Feed Tha People” please check this out it’s killin me. Check out her whole YouTube At Tiff Speaks

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Hedrigal · May 2, 2025

Not like us is kind of a hater anthem.

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Elsie Hupp · April 14, 2025

Townships in the US, specifically those in Illinois and other Midwestern states, are actually a weird byproduct of the Jeffersonian grid: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survey_township Obviously not all townships are Mercator squares, but an awful lot of them are! I grew up in a “village”, which was in a township within Cook County. (Cook County is actually the city plus the older *northern* suburbs.) Some townships run public secondary school districts, but others do not. Aside from that I can’t think of anything they do, since most things are municipal (i.e. village, town, or city) or county. (As a byproduct of the Jeffersonian grid, what is now Midway Airport was originally a public high school with lots and lots of land, hence why there was space there to build an airport.) If you want to understand the relationship between Cook County and the City of Chicago, the best illustration is the Cook County Building and Chicago City Hall being mirror images of each other splitting in half a city block. From the street they look like a single building, but internally they are separate other than the pedway, and IIRC City Hall has a roof garden while the Cook County Building does not. The main benefit of being in Cook County but not the City of Chicago is that you still have an insanely strict building code. Electrical wiring outside Cook County scares me.

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IRIDYSCENZIA · March 28, 2025

You're making great progress , well done! 🌟👍

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Juice · March 27, 2025

we must ask: how long til Black Mold History Month

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Jimjam · March 27, 2025

Thanks for the sleep paralysis demon conglomerated fungal spore cop king

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MatterWiz · March 26, 2025

Hi, some time listener, first time caller. After you've done all the mayors as promised, may i recommend somebody who is not a mayor but really really wanted to: Thomas G Hornauer. The softcore Porn Producer/Television Mogul/King of Germany/Bhuddist Messiah who for a while was running in every mayoral race in southwest Germany he could get his grubby little hands on and not once broke 5% of the vote. (this might have to be a Nova ep, most of the sources are in German)

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Walpurgisnacht · March 23, 2025

Psychopomp. Mattie, I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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Ebenezer Spooge · March 21, 2025

Erm actually, The Master is in Fallout, not Fallout 2

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theryanbard · March 23, 2025

I also yelled this at the podcast

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Colin English · March 21, 2025

As someone who flys mostly delta airlines, Atlanta is more than likely the first stop

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Garth Hansen · March 21, 2025

Rileys annoyed "hey"

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Crispined Glover Potato Snacks · March 21, 2025

Riley is so lucky the idiot bricks of his mind palace prevented him from saying the phrase "The local Slovenians offered to eat Michelle Trachtenberg." RIP.

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Aj Curtis · March 21, 2025

I immediately know what village November is mulling. What if a village were a mall with office buildings? Also what if it has a furry convention that rocks except for the time I got lightly exposed to chlorine gas

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ByJove · March 22, 2025

Please tell me the name of this wonderful place

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PrismShank · March 21, 2025

utterly psychotic episode, loved speculative mayor fiction even more than historical mayor fiction

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mira_drgn · March 21, 2025

it took me what feels like 2 years of hearing november say "crispened potato snacks" to eventually finally piece together what the fuck she was talking about. for a long time i thought she was like, referencing some kind of obscure character named "Crispin Potato Snacks" or some shit because that seems like something you'd have on british TV

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BarFly · March 21, 2025

Crispin Potato Snacks is a minor character in the long-running British kitchen sink Soap Opera series "Snog Me 'Round the Corner, Guv." Crispin provides a post-modern sensibility to the show, as he is always able to easily predict the direction the current plot will take.

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Shiv · March 21, 2025

Lotta 🥜 content from Riley this week (see also: Glue Factory)

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Shiv · March 21, 2025

Pausing the ep before the Insane Cascade (great band) to listen to Banquet (orders of the trans hive mind 🍄 🍄‍🟫)

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Kristaps Porzingis · March 20, 2025

I would not have called this configuration being the ultimate combo but it really is - the ne plus ultra of November Kelly podcasts

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Samantha Blyth · March 20, 2025

So excited when I heard you were doing this – been following it in real time from the city and I swear it keeps getting weirder. Can’t wait for when the Chicago mayors come up in the order ❤️

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J · March 20, 2025

(Someone who's watched both Wanted and A Serious Man) I feel seen here and I don't know how to feel about it

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Bustin Makes Me Feel Good · March 20, 2025

Should probably do Ekrem İmamoğlu sometime soon

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Huskiii · March 20, 2025

"You still believe yourself to be an entity seperate from the whole? I know better, and I will show you." - Tiffany Henyard

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Aych · March 20, 2025

"people find it amusing that i say things that they don't necessarily understand" that's not just a result of the gyrating idiolect's malaprops and such. i spent too much of the intro vaguely wondering if y'all were misgendering those film folks before realizing i was thinking of the Wachowski sisters, none of whose films nor any of the Cohen brothers' i've ever seen, so i wasn't understanding much of the intro and was along for the ride anyway. bit of a payoff anyway with the revelation that one of the Cohens might be an egg, so maybe i was marginally less far off

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Eric Brennan · March 20, 2025

7 minutes of heaven in the Criterion closet.

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EliteErin is cool · March 20, 2025

Silent alarm is one of my favourite albums

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Matthew McKenzie · April 4, 2025

I bought a ticket the second they went on sale to watch Bloc Party play the whole album live in the city I live in.

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HHH · March 20, 2025

Listening to the episode, I like to imagine the board she is beefing with is just the inverted black pyramid, and also that she was spreading those files out for some environmental storytelling for the protagonist exploring the haunted remains of the village later. New alan wake 2 dlc when?

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Liz and Ash at UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!! · March 20, 2025

Ugh, Coopers Hawk is a chain restaurant with a wine label. It a very 'take your aunt from out of town" kind of place.

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Mae Berens · March 20, 2025

Came here to say the same

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Lain of the Wired · March 20, 2025

im sorry im voting for anyone willing to do the human instrumentality project for real its the only way to save america

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Lain of the Wired · March 20, 2025

ok i cannot express enough this ep is just describing Greg Bear's Blood Music

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Borangehat · March 20, 2025

The first of many wonderful Cook County mayors.

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YungCereza · March 20, 2025

33 year old transfemme confirming Silent Alarm will always hold up and Banquet is a religious song

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EliteErin is cool · March 20, 2025

Fr

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Alan Ma · March 20, 2025

I might be biased because I live here, but I feel like China is fertile ground for mayors. The Cursus Honorum structure of the government means that every political figure of note was probably at some point a mayor, including Xi Jinping and Bo Xilai, the most arrested-for-corruption man of all time

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ByJove · March 22, 2025

I rarely hear about post-Deng China so I'd love to see what modern Mainland Chinese municipality looks like.

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Anarcho Slowpoke · March 20, 2025

Would watch the Eldritch-Mayor movie, but only, if it features Nic Cage screaming his lungs out about how shitty alpaca farming is.

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Login · March 20, 2025

its incredible how she took less than a year to become tiffany palaiologina

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MGD · March 20, 2025

Aye!!! Cook county shout out! Love to hear about my mess 💕