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March 6, 2025

Gabriele D'Annunzio

Join us this week for a particularly blasphemous episode, just in time for lent! Mayor November takes us on a historical tour of the little fascist statelet that wasn't, R̶i̶j̶e̶k̶a̶ Fiume C̶r̶o̶a̶t̶i̶a̶ Italy and its very normal guy leader, Gabriele D'Annunzio.

Municipal meeting minutes include: The tragedy of mayorship, Posting (forum), Pathologically shirtless killing machines, Eating a little cake on a toilet, Italian master chief (tummy hort), Some sensational way out of the situation, The city that keeps running out of flowers, Reformation III, Inventing a new kind of Egypt, and L’uomo della Musica.

Oh, and here's that guy from the municipal roundup:

 

Comments (38)

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Alexander Hupp · August 11, 2026

Going back to revisit old episodes and it's quaint to hear the origins of London KY

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Marley Jay · July 27, 2026

First Randall Weddle mention! The Weddleiad begins

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Australian Estuary Pirate · May 6, 2026

"... And then the city runs out of flowers again." Exquisite. EDIT: Yeah, you don't want to "root" for this guy (Australians find this American phrase amusing) he was important to early fascism and a serial rapist.

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NowhereMan661 · May 4, 2026

I really wish that Fascism could have just been goofy and mostly harmless like it was here instead of warmongering, genocidal, and reactionary. Futurism is fun, I just wish that it could have been Proletarian in nature instead.

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Freya Howe · December 5, 2025

Odds on Annunziata Rees-Mogg being named after him? Also, you should visit the Vittoriale just to get your mind infected by his various oddities, my favourite of which is that he had the phrase "to genius and pleasure" inscribed above the door to his bedroom.

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Al · October 1, 2025

Tiny cakes are hard, just saying.

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Stiltpuppy · April 4, 2025

Gay Benouncements

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Drew Meger · March 21, 2025

Me, kicking down the door to find a place my poor ass can share this: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pirates-booty-founder-stages-long-island-mutiny-declares-mayor-tries-f-rcna197308

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Casey O. Jones · March 16, 2025

This guy was advanced eccentric, eccentric^2

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IRIDYSCENZIA · March 13, 2025

You have a very unique and original vision 💖 nice work

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cassady · March 10, 2025

Perfect soundtrack to my work task this week, which is to email every mayor

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scara b · March 10, 2025

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?" Yes with the biggest gun in the italian military

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Clara Hovey · March 9, 2025

An extraordinarily fun and interesting-looking documentary about D’Annunzio and the legacy of his regime called “Fiume o morte!” came out just a couple months ago, it seems. No idea if/when it’ll be available online anywhere, but this episode got me super geeked for it that’s for sure. https://youtu.be/9yxF6zMKcao?si=UUmxyUuLgJbvGwhQ

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The spiraling shape will make you go insane · March 7, 2025

November: "and he was never really trusted by the fascists either" Me: it's damning with faint praise, but I sure hope that remains a true thing one could say about me

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PrismShank · March 7, 2025

you would NOT want to eat caviar from a silver chalice since caviar has some sulfur compounds in it that react with silver. it's why you traditionally serve it with a mother of pearl spoon

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AnnoyingSpanishGuy · March 7, 2025

Very disappointed in our fancy ¿boy? Riley for the slip up

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Various Ailments · March 6, 2025

Riley, you know you don't have to subjugate Rijeka to get the cakes and caramels right? You can just go there for fun

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AnnoyingSpanishGuy · March 7, 2025

The European mind cannot comprehend a tasty exotic treat without subjugation 😔

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Matt Hope · March 6, 2025

The most mayor

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Mildly invested · March 6, 2025

Been in this guys bribe house he was given after all this to keep him out of the way. He had an Austrian-Hungarian machine gun in one of the libraries for some reason would recommend going there.he also gendered cars as feminine.

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Mildly invested · March 6, 2025

Oh and he had an old WARSHIP built into the side of a hill near the bribe house for some reason

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Jeremy H. · March 6, 2025

Who's the mayor'est mayor? This guy or Eric Adams?

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hpntncls · March 6, 2025

You have produced 4 episodes talking about London, and only twice was it the capital of the United Kingdom.

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scara b · March 10, 2025

Checking now if theres anything of note happening in London, Ohio

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Garth Hansen · March 6, 2025

London (ew) Kentucky (EW!)

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hpntncls · March 6, 2025

Honestly, if I was suddenly made mayor by popular acclaim, and everyone loves me too much to let me leave, I would 100% tiptoe between trying to escape responsibilities anyway and using every ounce of my power to get my way on things I care about. Except that I'm obviously not a (proto-)fascist, so I'd probably help the poor or otherwise less fortunate.

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Borangehat · March 6, 2025

Dan Lavery mention.

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Allen · March 6, 2025

Oh shit, Italians.

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ZombieDwarf · March 6, 2025

"He's a forum poster." Ah, yes, Grovermayor.

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Gary Alexander · March 6, 2025

Re: Mattie's Italy in WW1 question: Prime Minister Antonio Salandra infamously cited Italy's "sacred egoism" in defense of betraying their allies, before joining the Entente for nakedly irredentist reasons.

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Alejandro Herrera · March 6, 2025

I am eating Risotto whilst I am fondiling a bowl of lug nuts whilst Wagner is on full blast whilst listening to this. I am a proper Futurist.

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Jack Fennell · March 6, 2025

The minute the League of Fiume was brought up, Alternate History Brain was engaged

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NowhereMan661 · May 4, 2026

Basically Red Flood.

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Alexander Zellmer · March 6, 2025

Nova trying her best to get Riley to read ‚M - Son of the century‘

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Shiv · March 6, 2025

🫏 🛬

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Shiv · March 6, 2025

Fort Braggadocio!!

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Vanessa P · March 6, 2025

Holy shit they actually did it!!!

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Bossbear · March 6, 2025

The banana thong dong'ed proto facist who funded the ira .