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February 20, 2025

Etienne Cabet

First as France, and then again as France. For some reason in this one Mayor Mattie takes us to 19th-century France and then also Louisiana, Texas, Illinois, Missouri, Iowa, and California. That's right, we've plunged into one of her special interests!

Municipal meeting minutes include: learning how to drive barefoot from a guy with a soulpatch, Croatian Goodfellas, scheming mayors chat, headlight fluid clinics, posting is praxis, dogs of remarkable size and strength, the chore wheel at New Jerusalem, the most prepared group of people in human history, and the wrongest breakfast ever served.

If you like zany separatists why not pre-order Mattie's new book!

Comments (36)

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Marley Jay · October 7, 2026

This might be my new favorite episode. As wacky and surprising as The Marquis de Mores, with a ton of silly details that turned into runners and Riley absolutely going off on the “wrong breakfast” bit. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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A2Laura · March 28, 2026

When you do Joseph Smith please get Alyssa Grenfell as a guest

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Commander Freddy · October 8, 2025

>dedicates life to establishing an egalitarian communist paradise >dies from getting mad at one of his servants

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Bex · July 28, 2025

Ah yes, the fourth host of the podcast: November's keyboard. 😂

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trem_low · July 27, 2025

Cabet literally died in the exact manner of a Bill Burr gag, spectacular

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Ben · May 9, 2025

So here’s something you might find interesting, Riley: one of the families stayed in Nauvoo, opened their own vineyard - and it still exists. The family is still making wine in Illinois: https://nauvoowinery.myshopify.com/pages/baxters-history

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🪰 · March 31, 2025

‼️ DALMATIA MENTIONED ‼️AJMOOOOO

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Josh L · February 26, 2025

This man needs a concept album.

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etienne · February 26, 2025

il est tout comme moi pour vrai

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PrismShank · February 23, 2025

The barefood driving seminar sounds like a sovcit thing. "Technically, the law only governs people driving with shoes. You can opt out of the system by declaring yourself a barefoot traveler."

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Brian Danger Hicks · February 22, 2025

Showing up at Nauvoo with your cult right after the Mormons left has got to feel like going to Amigara fault and finding the hole just for you.

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Charlie Lightning · February 21, 2025

Cabet got wrong egg

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Universally Idiotic · February 21, 2025

Very much enjoy the concept of "the 1840s Nauvoo Bolsheviks"

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Garth Hansen · February 21, 2025

China Mieville shoutout fuck yeah

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Hm · February 21, 2025

This is old but I just learned of a Hooning mayor of Arkhangelsk who drove his car through a mall https://metro.co.uk/2017/04/11/former-russian-mayor-drives-ferrari-into-shopping-mall-for-a-joke-6567780/amp/

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Róisín West · February 21, 2025

I'm a public servant and I have a P card. I feel so seen 🥲

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Maggie+Al · February 21, 2025

this what Wes Anderson would make if he was producing anti communist agitprop

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Vanessa Edding · February 20, 2025

Each episode of this show is better than the last. Also, preordered! I LOVE Boys Weekend. So pumped for more of your amazing work, Mattie.

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Harold Gottfried · February 20, 2025

expeditiously i be on my grizzly

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Angel-of-Deadlifts · February 20, 2025

Actually the carts are all pulled by really swole dachshunds!! Remarkable size doesn't have to mean big!

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Webby · February 20, 2025

All Timer

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AngryOldManYaddaYadda · February 20, 2025

Muzak was a tool of toe-tapping industrial oppression: "The company began customizing the pace and style of the music provided throughout the workday in an effort to maintain productivity. The music was programmed in 15-minute blocks, gradually getting faster in tempo and louder and brassier in instrumentation, to encourage workers to speed up their pace. Following the completion of a 15-minute segment, the music would fall silent for 15 minutes. This was partly done for technical reasons, but company-funded research also showed that alternating music with silence limited listener fatigue, and made the "stimulus" effect of Stimulus Progression more effective." [wikipedia]

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Kelvin · February 20, 2025

At least he died doing what he loved

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · February 20, 2025

The antipope of diocese of Mecca. Black felt with white ermine

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Vault Tec Rep · February 20, 2025

Americans don’t have manual vs automatic identifiers on our drivers licenses. How interesting. (At least not in Oregon or Arkansas)

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puppygirl · February 20, 2025

Coal dog is giving "Scott westerfields leviathan books"

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CassieNova · February 20, 2025

I grew up near Corning and I gotta say hearing it come up was a jump scare moment for me

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RosieV · February 20, 2025

As someone from the Nauvoo, IL area and went to combined school with Nauvoo in middle school and high school, the town’s name is pronounced like “Gnaw-voo”. Also, the former Mayor Joseph Smith didn’t actually die from being shot in that jail in Carthage. He was shot twice (I think?), jumped out the window of his cell, broke his leg, was caught again basically immediately (see broken leg), and was then hanged

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AbsolxGuardian · February 20, 2025

The ad busters bit must be wild for people who don't listen to glue factory

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Jack Fennell · February 20, 2025

I was part of a Utopian Studies network because I was into those weird travelogue stories. The problem was that the conferences inevitably attracted people with *blueprints*, some of which were very unnerving to listen to. I heard a few years ago that the whole organisation had more or less fallen apart due to political infighting.

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Nemo · February 20, 2025

incredible. the most french way you can die without a mistress

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Lain of the Wired · February 20, 2025

being yugoslav diaspora rules cuz you end up with a dad that is a follower of both tito and trump

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BarFly · February 20, 2025

Last year I got really into cevapi, so I'm thinking this might be the summer of kulen.

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Oliver Cant · February 20, 2025

This adbusters camp sounds more insane the more I learn about it.

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A.E. Ross · February 20, 2025

absolutely tremendous episode, thank you

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Jordan Minehan · February 20, 2025

I don't understand. That's how shoegaze is pronounced.