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January 23, 2025

Pedro Calado

We finally leave the Anglosphere to head to the sunny island of Madeira, where one rally racing and handball-loving Mayor tried to elude an entire plane of lawyers and judges paradropped onto his exact location.

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Australian Estuary Pirate · May 4, 2026

For sale: Lincoln's hatbox, no hat.

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Australian Estuary Pirate · May 4, 2026

It's fun how people think of other people. To November, Ronaldo is "the guy with the statue" but to me he's "the weirdest guest character in a fighting game outside of the indie Less Miserables fighting game" lol.

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Oleympia · November 23, 2025

U kno i kinda wanted to show this one to my parents bcuz they live in madeira but then i remembered it starts with u guys talking about bricks and passoids and i don't wanna have to explain what those words mean

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Mac · June 27, 2025

When I was 12, I was gifted a loose garnet wrapped in a folded paper with the carat weight written on it by gem dealer relatives. I think the diamond/cubic zirconia was wrapped similarly. I still have the gem wrapped in the paper

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · February 2, 2025

In Spanish it is isnt quiet but either soaked OR openwork/lacework

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Shanti · January 31, 2025

did I just hear "Luigi Panettone"

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scara b · January 27, 2025

someday you need to cover Cleveland's insane mayors. Frank Jackson is a fascinating man

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Pedro Bento · January 25, 2025

Obligatory "PORTUGAL CARALHO!"

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Gustavo Lira · January 25, 2025

Having dipped your toes into the fun local politics of my ridiculous little country, I can only hope y'all have Fátima Felgueiras somewhere on the list. A wonderful mayor from the north of Portugal who once (allegedly) fled to Brazil by hiding in a car's trunk to escape a police sting related to her (alleged) corruption.

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Pedro Bento · January 25, 2025

Portuguese politics is truly a target-rich environment

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Woody · January 25, 2025

Marion Berry better be on the list

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Alex Anderson · January 25, 2025

Liv agar

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Alex Anderson · January 25, 2025

What the fuck that opening holy shit

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Harrison Sanchez · January 25, 2025

There is a logistics company called EMO TRANS where I live, and yes it is literally next door to the ONE NATION, party of Pauline motherfucking Hanson Offices near the airport. You can see it on the bus to the outlet mall. Also a parked Van for a service called Rim Jobs wheel services, it's like a cooked Bobs Burgers' buisness name world out here.

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at risk of doxxing myself, there's an auto repair/customization shop near me called Nut Partners. just thought you ought to know.

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Garth Hansen · January 24, 2025

I'm in the Boise area and it's surprisingly open friendly to LGBTQ+ people, although there are a lot of nazis too. Like literal nazis, I turned away a guy with an SS tattoo put in the open at my store

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Nick H · January 24, 2025

“Bribes version of island gigantism” is an absolutely incredible phrase

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mira_drgn · January 24, 2025

for what it's worth riley, i'm trans and i still don't know what the fuck november is on about in 70% of her trans jokes. contrary to popular belief, being transgender doesn't actually instantly inflict you with every form of online poisoning known to science, that's still something that takes work on its own

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Aych · January 24, 2025

yeah this was one of the intros that has most baffled me out of all of the podcasts i've listened to by one or more of these hosts, because generally it just washes over my brain like... i'm not expecting to "get it" or smth? but this one felt like, idk i'm decently online just not remotely the same spaces i guess. so it's a bit of a relief to know i'm not the only one of us who found it inscrutable lol

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Marjorie Zeager · January 24, 2025

I started typing a comment explaining the worldbuilding of The Black Parade in more detail but then I decided that would be insufferable. Anyway, make Riley listen to Mama by MCR.

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Echo · January 24, 2025

hey for both a jarring shift in tone and a non anglosphere mayor maybe consider talking about rodrigo duterte and his time as mayor of davao.

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Jacob King · January 24, 2025

Duterte is that rare case of a mayor who manages to go national. I know they’ve done Boris but the UK isn’t like a real country.

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B.Z. · January 24, 2025

How have we not heard from the Mississauga "Yahya Sinwar is like Nelson Mandela" mayor.

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Sam · January 24, 2025

I don’t think you’re familiar with the hosts

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Shiv · January 24, 2025

girls, we’re 2min in and I’m doubled over at getting stately pleasure dome. we can’t keep going on like this!!

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Shiv · January 24, 2025

you can’t be talking like that, trans-curious cis baby

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E · January 24, 2025

I have a Basement of albatrosses around my neck

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Jordan Minehan · January 24, 2025

NGNM is a podcast about mayors and the low-effort sissification of one Canadian man. It's actually quite good.

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Shiv · January 24, 2025

thanks for the elevator pitch i needed

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AngryOldManYaddaYadda · January 24, 2025

Anyone who was alive in the 1970s knows that the top prize on Canadian game shows was a two-slice toaster.

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Relkia · January 23, 2025

getting to say the words is probably the best appeal to allegedly cis people we can make

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Ben Schwabe · January 23, 2025

I think I may have huffed gasoline with Dale McQuaker in 2002.

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No Gods No Mayors Podcast · January 24, 2025

If true please DM more information to the Patreon inbox

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Grumblestank · January 23, 2025

Letterkenny

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Jeremy H. · January 23, 2025

Before this podcast i never knew how much I loved mayors. Now I can't get enough of these tiny tyrants.

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Jack Fennell · January 23, 2025

At some point in the distant future, Irish mayor Stephen Coughlan, a Labour TD who hated socialism and made great efforts to expose a 'Maoist' conspiracy in Limerick, might make for a fun (read: grim) episode.

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Minna Ihalainen · January 23, 2025

She's really going to do it :D

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Shiv · January 24, 2025

Inshallah

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Hm · January 23, 2025

Not a mayor but can you please do an episode on the chancellor of the university of William and Mary as a position. Its incredibly impressive how they are all such evil and notable people... Name Years Reference 1 George Washington 1788–1799 [4] 2 John Tyler 1859–1862 [4] 3 Hugh Blair Grigsby 1871–1881 [4] 4 John Stewart Bryan 1942–1944 [4] 5 Colgate Darden 1946–1947 [4] 6 Alvin Duke Chandler 1962–1974 [4] 7 Warren E. Burger 1986–1993 [4] 8 Margaret Thatcher 1993–2000 [4] 9 Henry Kissinger 2000–2005 [4] 10 Sandra Day O'Connor 2005–2012 [4] 11 Robert M. Gates 2012–

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Crispined Glover Potato Snacks · January 23, 2025

Mayor Peter Quiet CPA, who worked for KPMG, Kissing the Penises of Mayors (Gay).

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BarFly · January 23, 2025

They clapped the mayor in irons and then hung him halfway up the wall of the dungeon by his wrists like Hagar the Horrible?

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Bryan · January 23, 2025

Meeting the passoid: she’s fine i just didn’t know she would be Chinese

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Anggg · January 23, 2025

It would be increadible if you would do Olaf Scholz, former head of the 2 Million citizen city of Hamburg, and because of the strange German system thereby also the leader of one of the German states. Also our current Chancellor here in Germany I guess, but that is unimportant

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adhdemongirl · January 28, 2025

You just want to hear them talk about CumEx and CumCum, admit it

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Lain of the Wired · January 23, 2025

thank yall for the ep its really helping with the terrors

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Borangehat · January 23, 2025

Babe, please don't make the Dreamworks face in your interview tomorrow. You're the mayor now, you have to stop.

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The *spooOOOoouwuOooOkily* woman-shaped Pharmacist · January 23, 2025

Madeira really is the Dubai of Madeira

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Patrick Lopez · January 23, 2025

21 seasons? HOW LONG WAS I ASLEEP

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saoirse · January 23, 2025

hey theres a place called Emo in Ireland! they stole it from us!!!!

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Shiv · January 24, 2025

I only just learned/found the Boston in ireland and I need to know about every mayor thereof