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October 17, 2024

Eric Adams, Part 1

WE WEREN'T GOING TO DO IT. NOT FOR A WHILE. But those haters, the fates, have forced our hand.

Mayor Mattie sits at the head of the table of success and takes Riley and November through the career of Eric Adams, from when he was a mere teenager getting hit in the back of the head with a baseball bat through the first half of his high-flying mayoralty, when all the troubles began.

Part 2 about the Crimes right here on the Patreon next week!

Comments (46)

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Inigo Montoya · September 26, 2026

_Slaps top of NYC roller bin_ You could kill so many rats in one of these babies

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Gino · August 7, 2026

obsessed that he's albania's honorary mayor now too

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David Munro · September 23, 2025

Got completely blindsided by the reference to Tom Walker's fast car GTA series, amazing work.

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norma1one · May 27, 2025

covering Eric Adams is a distraction from covering Pete Buttigieg

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Sparky · April 16, 2026

April 16, 2026 the Mayortaculus has selected Pete Buttigieg

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Jeremy Cohn · February 15, 2025

they’re walking him around on a leash on TV now this is so insane

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · December 31, 2024

Yellow bile, bile, & choler are all the same humor. Phlegmatics believe themselves intellectual & white of hair. Johnson Melancholics are sickly & fearful; rudy The choleric are short tempered & daring: adams & the sanguine are ruddy, ford

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Mildly invested · December 12, 2024

You know New York is the skavenblight of America

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Imitation_Vanilla · November 29, 2024

Is your child wearing The Pants That Kill You Instantly??

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The *spooOOOoouwuOooOkily* woman-shaped Pharmacist · November 14, 2024

For more on the subject of Nazis being good at war, see the Lions Led by Donkeys Episode on the Invasion of Crete, and the Well There's Your Problem Bonus Episode on Nazi Wunderwaffe.

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The *spooOOOoouwuOooOkily* woman-shaped Pharmacist · November 14, 2024

(Yes this is intended sarcastically)

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Various Ailments · November 7, 2024

Definitely agree with Mattie about not making memories for a while there. I started keeping a journal in late 2019 and reading through some of the entries from the pandemic feels more like archaeology than recollection.

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Peter Jacob Bigioni · November 2, 2024

Eric Adams has Angron's butcher's nail in his brain.

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Stackies on Stackies on Stackies · October 30, 2024

T=50:30, now I’m gonna be imagining all these mayors as Titans, running floppily towards the next group of common folk they’re going to devour.

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Trevor Bartosh · October 24, 2024

what’s up with the split in half episodes? If I were you I would do 2 weeks of the public feed (one mayor) and then do 2 weeks on bonus feed (with some other kind of bureaucracy related thing) It saves each mayor being split in half (I really don’t like that you have to pay to get the whole mayoral saga)

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Stackies on Stackies on Stackies · October 30, 2024

Same. I think it may be off putting to newbies and backfire but that is pure conjecture.

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josh plays drums · October 24, 2024

Im late to this one but sorry about the mets Mattie, we'll get em next year LGM forever

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Syauska · October 23, 2024

So excited to have a new series about the worst people I've ever heard of to listen to! I don't know if there's a place to put submissions, but I would love to hear your team take on Orville Hubbard, "THE DICTATOR OF DEARBORN"

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Cuilinn Ó Danachair · October 22, 2024

This was a bad thing to listen to while getting dental work. Also! Can you please do Bruce Harrell or some other Seattle mayors in the future?

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Nemo · October 20, 2024

help me stepsister-city i'm stuck in the laundromat

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No Gods No Mayors Podcast · October 21, 2024

lmao

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Sam Myers · October 20, 2024

The rodent bucket trap (minus Eric Adams) came up on an episode of the stream a few years ago. Every time a mouse went in the bucket, Devon would interrupt themself and loudly state "MOUSE HARMED" before continuing what they were saying.

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Oliver Jackson · October 19, 2024

So good! Random type of Mayor for you, which I would love you to cover - the ‘Mayor of the Palace’ (or Majordomo) as part of the Merovingian Dynasty. A lot of them were right bastards, like Pepin the Short. Don't know if it is maybe a bonus style episode. Thank you for making my chores more interesting.

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Beth DuBon · October 18, 2024

Excellent episode! The borough president Adams replaced had a truly excellent name- Marty Marckowitz. And whatever you’re picturing is probably correct. We should have just let Marty be boro president forever, he was quite content to play with the big scissors.

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Off-label Botanist · October 18, 2024

Please do Halifax's Peter Kelly

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Universally Idiotic · October 18, 2024

What the hell is the outline in that image? I just noticed the line cutting through Adams face and now I'm trying to figure out the silhouette...

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Disappointed Bear · October 18, 2024

They tried so hard to put it off for a Live show or something, but history kept happening

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Birchibuns · October 18, 2024

Why is he fingering that’s robot

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Illius Dope · October 17, 2024

I expected this to be a running joke like Chernobyl on WTYP or Sunlust on Dean of Doom.

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The Changeling System · October 17, 2024

I once described Eric Adams to a friend of mine as "A Fey who was banished to the mortal planes for having inscrutable vibes"

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Ben Schwabe · October 17, 2024

"New York is the (chittering noise)..." had me choking on my coffee.

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Emilio Porras Vergara · October 17, 2024

Truly the fates are one's biggest haters.

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MI · October 17, 2024

this was hilarious, thank you

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hill · October 17, 2024

I’m on the rat buckets part of this episode and the thing that I just keep thinking about is how everyone in media declared that this man was the one who would show those stupid lefties what for when he won the mayoral election. I vividly remember the 538 staff live webchat as the results came in where they were talking about how great he was or whatever.

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Harold Gottfried · October 17, 2024

Eric Adams had FLCL happen to him.

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HAUNTER · October 17, 2024

Re: finding out Eric Adams did a big anti-rat campaign Did Ariana Grande know that when she did The Boy is Mine music video?? Was it a purposeful joke or an unfortunate coincidence ?? Bc she’s thirsting over a mayor who’s planning on killing all the rats? Does that imply we can read the aforementioned “boy” as Eric Adams??? I feel like I’m going crazy

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Jordan · October 17, 2024

nothing actually gets me out of bed on thursday mornings like another mayor

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Jon W · October 17, 2024

You've peaked too soon, like Icarus soaring towards the sun. What mayor can top this?

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Stackies on Stackies on Stackies · October 30, 2024

Could do Dianne Feinstein. She did a lot of good things, but she also severely hindered the hunt for Richard Ramirez

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Kab the Bird Ranger · October 17, 2024

You really ran out of mayors

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MI · October 17, 2024

of course he has that Dim from a Clockwork Orange origin story, just like my dad, who was also a terrifying sociopath with a tbi who joined nypd. what a coinkydink! it’s almost as if they selectively recruit for cops with previously existing, completely untreated cptsd . (look up that story on his ex-cop buddy councilman Hiram Monserrate too. He slashed his gf’s face and then forced her into his car and drove her around for hours before he finally took her to an ER on long island. Part of it was clearly captured on video. She later dropped the charges.)

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Sequoia Alexander · October 17, 2024

There’s something wrong with the audio I seem to be able to hear two hosts who aren’t Mattie? Where is the “oops all Mattie” version of this episode??

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ByJove · October 17, 2024

Eric adams truly the dead apostle ancestor of mayors

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Birdzillar · October 17, 2024

Aww man☹️I was eating stew when the bit about the rat traps came up

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HAUNTER · October 17, 2024

Oh no thank you for the warning

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Ros · October 17, 2024

oh here we fuckin goooooo