January 20, 2026

The monster energy ceo

Productivity will be through the roof

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Isaac Rodriguez · January 24, 2026

beautiful & lovely work as always, well done there

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The · January 23, 2026

Sorry ArzyParzy I would have thought of something clever but I'm too tired to think after all "she did give me an energy drink" *takes another one and drinks it* "FUCK YES I CAN CLIIMB A FUCKING MOUNTAIN" *falls unconscious*

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serious alpha-man time · January 22, 2026

Nice work 👍

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Cheems · January 22, 2026

Kidney stones being something you need to live is a government psyop to try and stop you from selling your kidneys

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lunar axel · January 21, 2026

productivity would also go up if you weren't playing solitaire or if we weren't using windows xp

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Firelover7004 · January 21, 2026

Productivity is going drop if you hype me on sugar wearing that. Then again might be motivating to end early to start early.

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M. M. · January 20, 2026

People confusing pre-Windows XP Microsoft Solitaire for Balatro [Saving Private Ryan aging gif]

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ArzyParzy · January 20, 2026

Lol

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Alpha · January 20, 2026

Balatro and monster is a great mix lol

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Teufelstiger · January 20, 2026

Eh sure thing I only slept for 2h anyway could need a pick up

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Bullseye 𖣠 · January 20, 2026

I mean a free monster can is a free monster can so I ain’t complaining

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Solprism · January 20, 2026

That kidney stone bin is concerning

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Dark Kyle · January 20, 2026

She looks so good in the office outfit

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Cani · January 20, 2026

Is she playing Batro?