November 6, 2023

Silent Hill: Ascension Is F*cking Disgusting The Jimquisition

Konami is Konami, and Konami is the worst. Once again plundering a beloved franchise in the grossest way possible, the company has inflicted Silent Hill: Ascension onto the world - a monetized cutscene that takes microtransactions to a new and sickening low. It's really, really bad. 

Silent Hill: Ascension Is F*cking Disgusting The Jimquisition (YouTube)

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Phillip Raymer · November 13, 2023

Great, as always. but so much extra love due to the Lone Wolf reference!

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Chris · November 7, 2023

Good work on this!

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Sara Neau · November 7, 2023

Actually, thinking on it further, it probably is something closer to a proof of concept but let's hope it dies in a dumpster fire like it deserves, I'd hate to see it be refined and somehow become another soul chilling line of exploitation in the toolbox of the AAA industry.

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Sara Neau · November 6, 2023

What's really scary is that they never even try to make their new scams of any quality, like, how do you even imagine you'll sell turds like ascension? It's hard to even map the thought process. On another note, the Lone Wolf adventures kick ass!

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Luna · November 6, 2023

holy fuck I thought you were *joking* when you said it was a monetized cutscene. I thought you meant that it was mostly cutscenes with some gameplay. Not that it was, y'know, *actually just cutscenes*.

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Matt Warren (DocBadwrench) · November 6, 2023

Funny how when you release a bullshit product it attracts a larger than normal number of disruptive actors. Must be a coincidence..

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The Pod is Coming From Inside the Cast! · November 6, 2023

When Konami described what this was going to be every alarm bell rang for me. Red flags for days.