The Jimquisition: Why Horizon: Zero Dawn's Success Is Good No Matter Who You Are
I realize this will reinforce the "Sony Shill" thing (which is ironic if you've known me long enough to remember when I was the "anti-Sony bias Nintendo shill"), but Horizon: Zero Dawn's success is worth talking about.
The game's doing well, and while those who loyally defend plastic machinery might think otherwise, that's a good thing for everybody. Yes, even if you're putting all your stock in the Switch.
Why Horizon: Zero Dawn's Success Is Good No Matter Who You Are (The Jimquisition) (YouTube)
Comments (6)
I am unsure about these 'life hacks.' They seem too good to be true...
Jim, my favorite part of this video was seeing you so happy at the end. You are the #1 kiss-boy.
Mmmmmmm<i>mmm!</i> Keep doin' dem Life Hackz, Jim! My life has been so much more MAXIMUM TO THE EXTREME since you've started them! I can now keep the darkness inside way easier TO THE EXTREME! I've had way less urges to stab faces TO THE MAXIMUM EXTREME and prolly will just stop those meds TO THE MAXIMUM!!!!! EXTREME!!!!
Ahem, the sheer amount of pussy on the cover is countered by the phallic robot dinosaur Jim, argument invalid, ah-derrrrrr.
Don't be afraid of the haters Jim.
Just on another point... in South Africa new games release on the PSN priced at R1149, or $90. This is decided by the publishers. Horizon released for R799 or $63.