Dramatic Reading: To The No Man's Sky Haters

My favorite reply: "'we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers' No you won't, he lied. There is no MP."

It appears to me, NMS is so sacred now, no mere mortal's hand shall lay on its holy controls.

well i better go play it now, once i have finished all the games on my backlog, which is never

perfect

Holy... That was amazing

He's convinced me. I've deleted all of my other games and now I only play NMS. I troll video game forums and when someone says anything even close to being disparaging about the game, I scream like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. My life is now perfect.