August 10, 2016

Review: No Man's Sky

http://www.thejimquisition.com/no-mans-sky-review/

First review to crash the site in like a year. Cloudflare is not impressing me today. 

Comments (19)

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Fill3rup_ · August 11, 2016

Im really enjoying the game too,and I enjoyed reading this review as it is a game that's going to divide opinion,as for the twats that launched the DDOS attack? Fucking Lonely Cunts, is all I can say..

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Nathaniel Crain · August 10, 2016

I am not surprised at all by this review. Bigger is not always better. A tightly scripted story and excellent dialogue trump "open world" gameplay every time.

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Pete C · August 10, 2016

Somebody seems to have launched a denial-of-service attack against <a href="http://www.jimquisition.com." rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.thejimquisition.com.</a>

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David Sheehy · August 10, 2016

Jim broke the interwebs. Because he has super powers.

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Laubblaeser · August 10, 2016

Oh boy, here stops the hype train i guess... (not for me, but for a lot of people)

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Mark Bryan · August 10, 2016

Thank's Jim, a real informative review. I'm probably gonna hold off on this, still super-psyched by the idea of it, maybe we'll get more content driven by the injection of cash from the hype.

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Kyle Bishop · August 10, 2016

Jim posted the cached copy on Facebook which you can read, if like me you're filled with uncomfortable itching and burning not having access: <a href="http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.thejimquisition.com%2Fno-mans-sky-review%2F" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.thejimquisition.com%2Fno-mans-sky-review%2F</a>

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Stephen James · August 10, 2016

Why AM I forbidden??

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UnrealFox · August 10, 2016

No permission to access. Did the site get bored of it too? Don't tell me that. Don't tell me thaaat!

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Jurjen Stellingwerff · August 10, 2016

You don't have permission to access /no-mans-sky-review/ on this server.

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Mango · August 10, 2016

Interesting take Jim. I'm really enjoying it but then again it's the first survival game like this I've played. Flying around space is enough for me tbh. Also I really enjoy that it's not instant jumps and that flying somewhere takes time. It makes it feel tangibly real to me, along with the just shear daunting size of it... Oh god is it daunting. I can appreciate your comments on it getting repetitive but truthfully I'm finding the little discoveries along planets interesting enough to keep me going. There are even a few encounters where you get the impression the story is continuing on different planets from data logs you read etc... Anyway, as always, thank God for Jim.... Out of curiosity if you got to make the universe how big would you make it? And how many pog planets would there be?

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Jason Youngberg · August 10, 2016

It does look like fun. It reminds me of that scuba game you played last week.

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Firstname Lastname · August 10, 2016

I refreshed a bunch of times over several minutes. All I get is a "403 Forbidden" error page. I guess I will try again tomorrow?

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Matthew Magee · August 10, 2016

Same

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Schneiderdark · August 10, 2016

We need a day one patch for this review :p (Don't hurt me. I HAD to!)

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Cimerians · August 10, 2016

Oh well......will wait till later.

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Rachel Mc Veigh · August 10, 2016

trying to decide if people just really wanted to read your opinion on NMS or if it's the shitposters racing to be the first person to call you a 'cuck' in the comments. Guess I'll find out once it loads

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Mark Patten · August 10, 2016

But I wanna read!?

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James Stephanie Sterling · August 10, 2016

Keep trying, it will load. Sorry, this traffic swell is the largest I've had. I'm already paying out the nose for hosting.