July 28, 2021

This Game Is Called Pure Maiden Captures Uncle (Squirty Play)

This game's title is weirdly accurate to a very specific degree. It has a pure maiden. It has an uncle. The interaction is a little more "direct" than merely capturing though.

This Game Is Called Pure Maiden Captures Uncle (Squirty Play) (YouTube)

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marenoodles · July 29, 2021

"We run away, then uncle runs away, then we chase uncle" sounds like a small child's make-believe game that they're making their uncle play

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Emil Johansen · July 28, 2021

A bit miffed we didn’t get to see handsome uncle of the west. Though I suppose leaving something for the individual play experience is nice.

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Brendan Kinsella · July 28, 2021

Justin is really on a streak with the brilliant intros.

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Fluffy · July 28, 2021

Me watching "Ah, but it's not that simple, you're gonna use up all your MP.. .. aaaand it went negative. Huh"

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Emil Johansen · July 28, 2021

The negative mana bar did add a solid two points to the video for me. The full five bonus points would have been unlocked if the bar hitting the left edge of the screen would have started shifting the whole UI to the right. To be clear: Not detracting from the experience served. High marks all round.

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Benedict Holland · July 28, 2021

Those walking hips could shatter concrete. Also, thank God this isn't a Gilson b Pontis game where Uncle straight up murders you with a single hit.

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Lea Chinelo · July 28, 2021

all these handsome ojisan make me dokidoki suru~~ i'm impressed you managed to stay focused on the riveting gameplay mechanics with them moonwalking aroud you like that

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Owen Shadd · July 28, 2021

Loved this one! So glad Squirty Plays are back.

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Hansbert Emmer · July 28, 2021

I was expecting a weird incest sex thing, where "capture" means "seduce", especially given how anime it looks. Turned out to be much stranger than that.