July 2, 2019

The Spin-off Doctors: Blubberella

Oh this one's bad. This one should be tried for war crimes. This is Uwe Boll's most hateful, humiliating, pathetic film ever. This is Blubberella, and it is for those who do not fear Hell. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Blubberella by Jimquisition (SoundCloud)

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zosa · July 12, 2019

so this is hard to confess but this made me feel like a virgin bottom at his first gangbang party. i thought i was ready for it. i was really excited and i was sure i was made of tough enough stuff not to flake out in the middle but much like the reality of being the lone bottom at said party the (very slight) research and the thrill of the taboo is not even close to the actuality and i feel myself shriveling up as i think about how much i wasn't ready for this and how i'd really like to go home now, please

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BJams · July 13, 2019

Best metaphor I've seen in a while

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Joshua C · July 9, 2019

I've seen some horrid garbage I mean I've seen the Love Guru willingly multiple times but this is up there with some of the absolute trash to ever be Filmed. This is up there with the Nutcracker 3D that has references to the Nazis in a children's film...

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Faith and Valor · July 8, 2019

I watched The Third Reich after the podcast and then waited until you released this episode to watch Blubberella first. I agree this borders on a hate crime. The one group that never seem to be the butt of a joke was the Nazis.

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Hansbert Emmer · July 5, 2019

Makes me think of the slogan of an old movie review site: "We face the pain so you don't have to." And boy does this sound painful.

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Gage · July 4, 2019

I tried to watch this one. I really did. But it was so awful that I had to turn it off. I tried to watch it while I played my Switch too. It is awful. Can't wait to hear your takes on it though! You poor bastards.

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noxamillion · July 5, 2019

How far did you get into the movie? At what point did you think, "I've made a mistake?"

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Mr. Samuel Scratch · July 3, 2019

"There can be no hope in this Hell. No hope at all."

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noxamillion · July 3, 2019

For the curious, next movie is Grandma's Boy (2006) suggested by Conrad because Jim cannot be trusted anymore for his forsaken act of suggesting this war crime against art.

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Hansbert Emmer · July 5, 2019

And compared to this - even just hearing their account of it - Grandma's Boy is a fucking masterpiece. I mean, as a movie, it may not be good, but it is certainly watchable.

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Ben L. · July 2, 2019

Just listening to your summary of this movie is draining. Currently the worst movie I've ever seen is Freddy Got Fingered, but I get the feeling that if I ever watched Blubberella it was kick it right off its fecal throne.

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Alicejack Airheart · July 2, 2019

I've been looking forward to this episode since you announced it! The movie sounds horrific, but the commentary was nice

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Trevor Bond · July 2, 2019

Oh...... oh NO.... You poor reviewing dogfaces, down there getting shelled in the theater trenches.... Well, for your suffering, all I can do is try to make it through this! Shame I'm allergic to alcohol, this one feels like it needs a stiff drink or seventy.

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GrumblyArcher · July 2, 2019

I tried guys, I really did, but I could only make it to 24:58

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noxamillion · July 2, 2019

On the podcast or the movie itself because I refuse to believe any reasonable person like you, I presume, would watch this film?

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noxamillion · July 2, 2019

I have been waiting for this episode for 49 days. I'm expecting this to be either the best or worst Spin-Off Doctors episode.<br><br>EDIT: This is the best worst Spin-Off Doctors episode.