The Quiet Man - Pretentious Broken Garbage (Jimpressions)
The Quiet Man was quietly squirted out by Square Enix with little fanfare after it was shown off at E3. Why the sudden desire to keep it on the down low? Because it's awful, that's why.
Nonsensical, ugly, broken, and often hilariously incompetent, The Quiet Man is confusing gibberish from beginning to end. Speaking of the end... hoo boy!
The Quiet Man - Pretentious Broken Garbage (Jimpressions) (YouTube)
Comments (5)
Man... Somebody had a vision for this, didn't they... x3
Jim when you called him Loras Tyrell via Gucci I spit chips EVERYWHERE. I think I'm crying.
This game reminds me of The Bouncer, a PS2 brawler that Square Enix published when they were SquareSoft. Despite it flaws and age, it is probably more to play than whatever the hell I just watched in this video. It is funny to watch for a few minutes until you see how long everything drags out. Even the fighting, which is a small component of the game, looks dragged out.
More like Square Penix. Huh... Contrast this with Virginia, the game where there's no dialogue and yet it weaves an intriguing tale with memorable atmosphere.
Huh. I mean, I'd love to say something but I'm at a loss for words.