February 22, 2018

Metal Gear Survive - It Is Shit (Jimpressions)

Metal Gear Survive is here, and it's worse than I expected. 

I thought they'd at least TRY and make it feel like Metal Gear, but instead it truly is a derivative, irritating, bog-standard survival game. 

There was so much rubbish to laugh at I forgot to even mention the microtransactions! 

Metal Gear Survive - It Is Shit (Jimpressions) (YouTube)

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Chris Kelley · February 22, 2018

So, who would win in a fight between this game and Umbrella Corps? I mean, I know we all lose with both of them...

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Korey Burns · February 22, 2018

My same thoughts! Can't believe they pulled an Umbrella Corps.

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Theonetruemouse · February 22, 2018

It’s sad, somehow I figured that after all it’s bad activities and actions somehow Konami would actually make a good choice after the metric ton of mistakes. But nope, what hope I had that they could learn from what sunk many franchises is a lesson still to be learned. God speed Jim, may your non-reviews continue to strike home deep within their old wrinkled hearts

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My name is not important · February 22, 2018

I kinda wanted to see how this game would hold up. Did the game just release on all platforms? 'cause I was looking at a final boss video. Anyway... I could only see 5 enemies in there. The walkers, the bloated ones that blow up, walkers that jump and do acrobatics, a dude with a giant arm that was a boss earlier, and the giant guy you're supposed to kill at the end... Gameplay seemed interesting for a moment, but keeping in mind all the BS that surrounds it, I think I'll give it a rather wide berth and just wait for Sunless Skies or something.