Code Violet - Dino Crisisn't (Review)
I reviewed Code Violet. A miserably pathetic bit of shovelware that got more attention than it ever deserved, this is a hallmark of truly inept game design. It wants to be Stellar Blade by way of Dino Crisis, but it's closer to Life of Black Tiger.
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"Corpse strapped to a Test Your Strength machine." Solid gold! Only halfway through January and your writing is coming out the gate swinging! 馃馃敟
It looks like a fascinating train wreck.
I saw this when Sony started pushing it to me hard a few months ago. Funnily enough, I was playing Stellar Blade at the time and IMMEDIATELY thought about how they were just trying to do the whole "Sexy lady kicks ass" thing. I thought I had heard of the developer before because the name sounded super familiar, but even without that, I saw what this pile of shit was from a mile away.
Not just bad but boring? The greatest sin of any piece of media.