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October 12, 2020

Long Overdue Update

Hello all!

For a long time, I've resisted making sweeping changes to how we operate things because of feelings of familiarity with the process and not wanting to rock the boat, but that needs to change.  As we grow, some of the ways we operate need to adapt, and we've been a bit too slow to realize that, but some might say "better late than never."

Our system for giving out shout-outs on a first-come-first-served basis made a lot of sense when no one was listening, and we didn't expect anyone to start.  However, now there is a giant backlog of shout-outs we need to get to and no easy solution for how to get closer to current.  We've tried a few things, but they didn't really help, and my ultimate goal of getting to current shout-outs by episode #500 is an impossible dream.

So what we're going to do is this: If you have not received your shout-out, and you are looking forward to it, send us a message on here and let us know. Also, please let us know the name you'd like us to use in the shout-out, and we will bump it to the front of the list.  If you are okay with waiting a little while, or maybe you want to be surprised by a shout-out, then feel free to do nothing, and we'll get to your shout-out as the order progresses.

A second issue is the mailbox on this Patreon account.  I posted a note on our profile that we are rarely on this account and that messages that get sent here are not read often, but ultimately, we need to do a better job with that.  I have a lot of messages to get back to, but if you sent a message and did not get a reply, please feel free to send another message, and I promise a prompter response.

Also, we will post more stuff here to stay in better touch on this platform.  Probably not any exclusive episodes, since we don't really like pay-walls, but there will be some treats here and there.  

Thank you for supporting our project and thank you even more for being patient with us as we realize that we have growing pains and need to do something about them. 

EDIT: Plant pictures were requested, so I added some to the end of the post here.  We have some peas, some pepperoncini, and a flower from my bean vine.


Comments (44)

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Gretchen · February 12, 2023

l’m so happy to see you’re growing some food!

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It's me again · October 5, 2021

excellent presentations as usual

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Mae · August 5, 2021

Do you still have a big backlog? He asked, for no reason whatsoever?

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J.P. McMangler · November 9, 2020

All those plants makes me think Dan is going to end up like Jordy Verrill.

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Kefka Palazzo · November 4, 2020

I have never recieved a shout out i am a globalist just shout out my name on here. I like the farm that you have.

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Cam(istry) · October 16, 2020

Oh wow! I love all the pics. It's cool to see what you've been telling us about 😊

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anthony grey · October 14, 2020

well, holy moley! you just made my day yet again with this photo update! it's nice to finally see the crawling vine. NEED PICS OF WORM FARM!

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Dan Friesen · October 14, 2020

I may provide Worm Farm shots, but honestly, it kind of just looks like food scraps in dirt. It's not the most visually appealing farm

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Billy Bones Johnson · October 13, 2020

Thanks guys. I listen to your podcast most nights as I'm going to bed. I'm sure hearing Alex Jones' maniacal voice in my REM sleep is taking a toll on my psyche, but totally worth it. Glad I found your podcast. Love what you guys do!

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Sarah Amber · October 15, 2020

OMG Same. I always think it's an unwise choice, but Dan makes up for Alex by being so measured... and whenever he laughs, it makes me so happy!

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Brigitte Marie · October 13, 2020

Look at those beans!!!! Thank you so much for the awesome podcast. It's really keeping a lot of people going during this tricky time. I'm in Australia so I find this podcast my best source of up to date political news ! I know you might disagree with this but you really are great 🙂

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desertkhaat - da Illumikhaati · October 13, 2020

awwww- thanks for the plant update pics! that bean vine flower is so delicate! so pretty...btw, if you'd ever like to try...cucumbers are yummy as part of tzatziki sauce or sliced with some furikake on top...

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Little Miss Mimi 'the meerkat' Muffin-top, Maker of Mischief and Mayhem · October 13, 2020

So jealous of your plant growing! I hardly ever have luck with veggies. Oddly, it's the opposite with me - for me, herbs yes & veggies no. Although I did grow some kickass tomato plants from seeds.

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JT Gwozdz · October 13, 2020

All the patreon needs is plant watch photos feat. Pets and it would be worth it. EDIT: Dan with the incredible service my subscription is very validated.

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Dan Friesen · October 13, 2020

I couldn't get Celine to pose with the plants, and I also couldn't find a way to attach a picture to a comment, so I edited this post to give you a few plant shots.

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David Claiborne · October 13, 2020

I'm *pretty* sure you shouted me out back in like April but I've got a generic enough name it feels like I get shouted out all the time, so I'm good. Super stoked to see the fanbase growing in a way I never expected either; not because it isn't a great podcast, but I never figured anyone besides me would be willing to spend hundreds of hours listening to Infowars and Qanon analysis for fun, but damn glad am I to see this important info getting out there to an army of wonks. *alex voice* I love you.

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Mr Pudifoot · October 13, 2020

Keep up the good work! And i love my Earth Defense Force shirt! We need more weird inside joke shirt that no-one understands in this world!

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Dan Friesen · October 13, 2020

Hopefully there will be a bunch of nonsensical inside joke stuff available in the near future

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Cory Effin Springer · October 13, 2020

I'm just wondering if I can get a tattoo appointment

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Profile · October 13, 2020

Thank you for the update. Your work has made my new working from home life tolerable.

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Nina · October 13, 2020

You are my favorites. You are amazing, funny, informative, honest, snarky, real, fucking hilarious, and sooo appreciated. Thank you for all that you do! And please take care. Take care of yourselves and your people. We are so lucky to have you!!

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The Ghost Of Larry Nichols · October 13, 2020

We don't deserve you. Either of you. Literally the best podcast hosts anyone could ask for. 🖤

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ActionJohnny · October 13, 2020

Surprise me! Whenever you get to it. I thought I got overlooked. I debated sending a message, but then worried about being needy and overthought it and the cycle continued. Thanks for the update and thanks for sharing your experiences with mental health today, solidarity brothers.

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The Weirdo From Another Planet · October 13, 2020

Oh man, I feel bad—I messaged y'all on Twitter about my shoutout and didn't realize it was a whole thing. I'm listening chronologically from the beginning and am only on episode 80 or so, hence wasn't aware of how things had progressed since then. Sorry for adding any stress, and I'm fine waiting.

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Bex Richards · October 13, 2020

I am super excited for my shoutout, whenever it comes, because I'm a big fan :) It was an odd joy to hear my name on one of the mailbag ZZZIIIIIP forays; there is something really lovely in hearing the recognition of support. Maybe that makes me shallow, but I just enjoy the show so much and it feels wholesome to have appreciation be a mutual emotion for both listener and creator. So a full name Bex Richards shoutout would be awesome, but I don't expect it to be any time soon - I'm just happy that the podcast is successful to the degree that you hadn't planned for this level of engagement. That's an adorable bright spot. :)

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James · October 13, 2020

I’m chill waiting for shout out. It’ll just be a nice surprise. You guys rock. Word.

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Laura Mipsum · October 13, 2020

Grow on, good sir.

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Kerry Hofmeister · October 12, 2020

Can’t thank you enough for your work. It’s a light in these dark days.

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Zoey P. · October 12, 2020

Love you guys! I don't mind waiting a bit longer for a shout-out.

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tim_schu · October 12, 2020

Can I put a vote in for canceling the shout-out segment altogether? I don't need to hear my name spoken on a podcast. I can't be the only person out there mashing that skip button every time you get to that part of the show.

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Dan Friesen · October 12, 2020

I think it's a little polarizing, but the responses I hear generally are much more in favor of keeping it, and I would feel a little weird stopping it at this point. I can also understand skipping through it, though, I assume people would do the same thing if we did ads

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Captain Mark Richard’s Exhausting Prose · October 12, 2020

Y’all are amazing and do great work, assumed I must have been lost in the system a few months back, I haven’t received my shout out, and wouldn’t burden you too much it might be fun to say, but definitely don’t if it’s going to hurt the ep

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JPR · October 12, 2020

I'm just glad to support the work you guys do. And even though I don't require recognition for doing so, it sure is nice to know that calling me "public relations" is universal across time and space.

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anthony grey · October 12, 2020

Dan! Dan! and Jordan, you made my day better just with this update here (since you rarely post here). i apppreciate the shitloads of exhaustive research and dedication you put into every episode. when i got my shout-out about a year or so ago, i did a little dance inside. i hope others feel the same, and i think we all appreciate them, regardless of the backlog. THANK YOU.

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Gwendolyn O'Gara · October 12, 2020

Thank you both for what you do. First time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work

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Alexandria Schneider · October 12, 2020

Dan and Jor-Dan, thank you so much for being awesome humans.

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Marcus Vitchell · October 12, 2020

I appreciate the update, and I have faith in the both of you enough to ride out any format changes/mixing it up you folks feel like you need to do to stay engaged and fresh considering your soul crushing coverage of a monster.

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Deweycat · October 12, 2020

You guys make my week brighter. Don’t sweat the small stuff. I support you and you pay me back with a great show. That’s more than enough.

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Nat Mc · October 12, 2020

Enjoying all the content. You all are doing great.

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Kim Fritz · October 12, 2020

Thank you for al the hard work you do Dan! *Alex Voice* WE LOVE YOU

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I'm here for the Knowledge Fight! · October 12, 2020

I appreciate everything you do. Asscess to your sources and notes would be amazing!

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Mike oliver · October 12, 2020

Love the show and both of you.

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Jonquil John · October 12, 2020

Thanks y’all.

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Tyler · October 12, 2020

I appreciate you guys and all the work you put into this!