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October 28, 2026

Fry Literacy Quiz // Andrew Reclaims Nightshirts [129]

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin guess, package deal, fry literacy quiz, french fries, rightly wrong, Gavin wiggle, Hivebusters, monster ranking, vampire rules, zombies, Sloppy-oke, backpack ingredients, marcthefrog, frozen steak, butter cup, control the flow, sleep shirt, velcro, second hard drive, and The Apparatus.
Sloppy Joe's Bingo on twitch THIS FRIDAY October 30th at 9pm CT twitch.tv/theregulationpod

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Jason Wright · November 1, 2026

Smooooooooth Apparatus (operator) is now playing in my head

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PccFritz · November 1, 2026

Giving up listener status for this. We need an Eric teaches the gang to sew going into Geoff teaches the gang to take a picture, and so on.

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Mick 16 · October 31, 2026

ANDREW THANK YOU. IM HYPED AS FUCK FOR SHREK 2. LEGENDARY GAME

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Kay · October 30, 2026

man I don’t wash shit before I wear it am I gross 😟

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Jeremy Steinbeck · October 30, 2026

Mantis sleep masks are my go to sleep mask, they have rubber on the back side so it doesn’t slide off

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Summer · October 30, 2026

I thought I knew the best potatoes for fries because of an obscure line from an episode of Stargate SG-1 (“Golds don’t make for good mash. Told ‘em to make french fries instead.”). But come to find out, Gen Jack O’Neill was wrong. Shame on you Jack, you led me astray in this useless trivia.

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RegulationBird · October 29, 2026

Another Brit, Gavins description of the apparatus is spot on

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Carcinium · October 29, 2026

The steak part, my dad worked at Bob Evans when I was a kid, and he had people order steaks and hamburgers on the grill 30 seconds a side.

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Justin D · October 29, 2026

Regulation House needs an Apparatus.

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Jessica_C · October 29, 2026

Eric can sew?!

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Gavin · October 29, 2026

As a Canadian in Northern BC we definitely had a “Canadian climber”!

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Jorky Bilfus · October 29, 2026

Anyone else have fond memories of going to the park and playing on the public Apparatus?

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kennygk · October 29, 2026

I had an apparatus at my Canadian elementary school. Gavin talking about that unlocked some memories.

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Sean Boyle · October 29, 2026

Damn I really didnt realize that you couldn't just wear clothes fresh out of the packaging...fuck

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RegulationKiwi · October 29, 2026

You're doing Sloppy Joe's Bingo a day before Halloween? I mean, it'll be the 31st for me, but like, couldn't you, in theory, call it, oh, I don't know..... say..... Spooky Joe's Bingo? Then next year do it all again and call it.... TOO Spooky Joe's Bingo?!?

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John · October 29, 2026

This is episode is exactly what Geoff was thinking when he pitched this podcast😂

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John · October 29, 2026

Wasn’t clothing glue a “Does it do?” Episode???

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Dustin · October 29, 2026

“Gotta settle for a 5 when you can’t find a 9”- how my Fiancée picked me 😂

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mythicalJayde · October 29, 2026

A microwave already spins both ways, Andrew. At least every one that I've had does. it always goes the opposite way as the use before. You can stop and start something cooking and observe. If you meant spinning both ways at the same time.... wouldn't that just be staying still? Very inefficient heating.

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Sean · October 28, 2026

Thin enough cut of steak would be fine, just need that hot iron. Thick and hot holding a lot of heat to sear that steak real nice

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oflatsy · October 28, 2026

I grew up in Vancouver (not the island but the actual place) in the early 2000s and we definitely had the apparatus. We rarely got to use it because it was so jank. I seem to remember only convincing substitute teachers to let us use it

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Discount Lube · October 28, 2026

I would love literacy quizzes to return in future episodes.

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JivetheSuperTurkey · October 28, 2026

I can't believe the British equivalent of "doohickey" or "thingamajig" is just "apparatus" that's RAD

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imnotthatbrad · October 28, 2026

He’s a recipe guy, add it to the list

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cloudofentropy · October 28, 2026

I love when Gavin brings up niche UK stuff from the 90s that baffles everyone else

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Bobbie Harvey · October 28, 2026

The funniest thing about being a Brit the same age as Gavin is I’m fully on board with things like the apparatus and I’m shocked when people don’t know what it is

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Nicodemus · October 28, 2026

The frozen steak cook is how my dad cooked steaks when I was growing up. He likes his steak more on the blue side but for the rest of us, he just kept them on the grill for an extra minute or so. Turns out alright but I would not recommend this cooking method for a consistent cook. However, it does work on a very hot grill.

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Nicodemus · October 28, 2026

Additional fun coincidence is that his name is also Mark.

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windyMelon · October 28, 2026

Gav, I'm getting proper trauma from apparatus.. Apparatus was only for school. It was different from a jungle gym, or what we called a "climbing frame". Climbing frames were metal and lived in parks and had no rules. Apparatus was specifically the janky wooden thing that folded out from the wall in school assembly halls. They assessed your performance and shit Apparatus = not fun Climbing frame = fun

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NotReallyRichard · October 28, 2026

Crackdown would be so fun though.

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GandalfTheBeige · October 28, 2026

Very excited for Sloppy Joe's if it works, but just a thought: does it being the day before Halloween not make you scared of nudity?

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TobiWanKenobi · October 28, 2026

Please tell me that's not an AI thumbnail..

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Gingermeyer · October 28, 2026

Was it the Fry Guys who had a member cheat on their wife with an employee? Or am I thinking of H3H3?

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JamieJo · October 28, 2026

Fellow brit, I used to LOVE IT when the teacher would whack out the Apparatus. I once bonked my head on it though

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SaY-DiST · October 28, 2026

I had one of my best friends knit me a Honkshoe hat!! Me n Andrew; bringing it back!

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Tyler Asato · October 28, 2026

It’s crazy that a fry literacy quiz was how I found out Morgan Spurlock passed away

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Tino Q · October 28, 2026

Geoff. That test. French kiss. Phenomenal. So much fun

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Kevin Mendez · October 28, 2026

This episode just convinces me that Geoff should take over Andrews job of organizing all the gameshow type games they play because he's way better at it

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Brian Ford · October 28, 2026

I can’t believe Andrew Blue himself

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GolinSoul · October 28, 2026

i dont think i've ever washed clothes before wearing them

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Will · October 28, 2026

Hard to believe that Eric ate a dishwasher steak but doesn’t want to eat Marc’s steak

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Lord of Spring · October 28, 2026

What word does Gavin say at 39:55?

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K-Glo · October 28, 2026

What game is the background ?

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Austin White · October 28, 2026

Over the hill

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GeoffsMagicBelt · October 28, 2026

Please never do a quiz again like that

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quartzzzing · October 28, 2026

hard agree

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Zom D. Bait · October 28, 2026

V-- episode 207 button

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MetalcoreEli · October 28, 2026

Marcthefrog out here committing steak atrocities, but I get it as someone who also works on call rotations

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Bigworthless · October 28, 2026

Can the most fry literate person please explain french fries from this season of Love Island?

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Kriscerosaurus · October 28, 2026

Every time Gavin shares a childhood story I become less convinced that England was ever real.

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Benjamin Storm · October 28, 2026

I love how the fry literacy quiz had nothing to do with different types of fries which is what Andrew was complaining about in the first place

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Chris Dye · October 28, 2026

I think zombies when they first become zombies can be fast and run quickly since the body is newly dead. Over time though the body should slow down with the decay.

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Urameshi215 · October 28, 2026

Bruh Eric's comment on the rice had me remember the vampire episode in jackie chan adventures 😂 🤣

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bgibblesfan42069 · October 28, 2026

Slippin' Gavvy

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Daniel Brown · October 28, 2026

intentionally settle for 5 when there's no 9's for you, aka gav's life before meg

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NDubAK02 · October 28, 2026

I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing that I came up with the same method as Gavin on the fry quiz after about half of it, to pick C.

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Frankie · October 28, 2026

I don't think I've ever washed new clothes before wearing them the first time 😳

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Braxerman · October 28, 2026

Great background Geoff wasn't expecting to see it so soon!

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Joshua Kusan · October 28, 2026

We had apparatus like that at my elementary school in Ontario and then one day it was just gone and we never talked about it again lol. (Edit: posted this before Eric called it the Canadian apparatus 😂)

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Jessiel Acosta · October 28, 2026

You dont know SPUD andrew!! French fries for the win 🏆

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Marty Richau · October 28, 2026

TIL the "big ladders" up against the wall of the gym were supposed to move?????

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Joe · October 28, 2026

This rules The funniest part of the quiz is how they kept calling it French fry and there was no disagreement

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Nicholas o · October 28, 2026

The zombie thing depends. Viral based is the most likely cause for runner zombies. it's been a minute since I read the book but in the zombie survival guide they are said to be potentially faster and stronger than the average person at least when fresh then degrade rapidly after. Due to the fact the virus has the ability to remove the natural human limiter and dump adrenaline in the host body. The infected wound be almost super human for a brief window until the muscles started tearing and the bones fractured. So for a very brief window of time during the initial outbreak we'd be fucked until the dead started essentially self destructing. Its speculation not fact though.

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Dirk Van Daele · October 28, 2026

What is the human natural limiter and how wil a dead body produce adrenaline? In reality we have something like fast zombie virus and it is called rabies. Humanity has rabies under control, so why would it be different for fast zombies ?

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Tee Off · October 28, 2026

Is the werewolf curse just a metaphor for the period

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Dirk Van Daele · October 28, 2026

The full moon is a big light in the sky for the whole night. It is disruptive for sleep and it can trigger more aggressive behavior from humans. Werewolves it is not, but it is a rational explication.

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Potter_The_Giant · October 28, 2026

Regulation monsters is just Supernatural meets What we do in the Shadows 🤣

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Mar Mar Binkz · October 28, 2026

Risinger?

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SplitDip · October 28, 2026

Gotta say, really appreciate y'all uploading these so early on patreon (except that one week). I start work at 3 am so its always nice to have Regulation at the start of my shift.

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Turkish Hat Drama · October 29, 2026

Same. I love how early they release it.

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Variam · October 28, 2026

The Apparatus was so much fun as a kid

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Martin Ramirez · October 28, 2026

I really loved the quiz and hope they do it again for something else in the future!

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xxPYROxxJONESxx · October 28, 2026

Geoff coulda used AI to make the fry quiz and I dont think any of us would have ever known

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Gam3r009 · October 28, 2026

Clothing glue.... Andrew just needs to rewatch does it do hosted by Geoff and Gavin

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prentice barry · October 28, 2026

i guess meg settled for a 5 instead of a 9 then (to clarify gavin is the 5)

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Zosko1 · October 28, 2026

Shannon McCormick is my guess

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HumanGuyPeopleMan · October 28, 2026

Phenomenal quiz Geoff 👏👏👏

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Anthony Dewitt · October 28, 2026

I could be wrong but I believe the rice thing is about the fae. Although a lot of my knowledge on the supernatural and mythology has been affected by video games at this point. For Marc’s steak, I wonder if it even hits rare or is it just at blue. Regulation pizza slices 28

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Pudlord Tynan · October 28, 2026

I've heard it as a line of salt for vampires. But frankly rice and salt are both small white things that are a ball ache to count, so maybe that's where it comes from. Pizza Count: 32 slices

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Flailing Pariah · October 28, 2026

Brit here - Gavin perfectly described the apparatus. We did used to get so excited when it came out though, likely because you got to use it like once in year 3 starting junior school and then once in year 6 when your teachers have given up because you've finished your SATs.

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cloudofentropy · October 28, 2026

Finished all the Biff, Chip & Kipper books

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Robin Moore · October 28, 2026

The school would probably send him a picture of a Bunsen burner and a beaker on a beaker stand

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Ujilskifog · October 28, 2026

I did not ace this quiz. Got a 50% that would've been an 80% if I didn't second guess myself.

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Michael M · October 28, 2026

omg the The Apparatus is such a nostalgia unlock

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Ujilskifog · October 28, 2026

Man, I can't wait to ace this quiz.

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AlanW · October 28, 2026

Geoff saying "I don't fuck around." about something that is just fucking around is the 100% commitment to the bit I come to see. Bravo Geoff. Bravo!

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Dinkleberg65 · October 28, 2026

Geoff isnt known for half-assing a bit and thats why we love him

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Archery Contest · October 28, 2026

Ayoooo from UK daylight savings era

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Andee · October 28, 2026

Let’s goooo! (Thank you Geoff for teaching me about the coloured eggs thing a while back because my kids asked yesterday why/how are there different coloured chicken eggs and I got to explain why and they were over the moon I knew haha)