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September 23, 2026

The Power of Time // The One for People Who Like Spawn for All the Wrong Reasons [124]

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin on time, early meeting, Million Dollars But, being on set, Andrew Luck, time speculation, Michael, Geoff the Frog, Ya Dead Ya Bodyguard, Ya Dead Ya Dollar, Gears of War, Summer Movie League, Sheep Detectives, apex predator horse, Odyssey, diarrhea, Whalefall, Goof News, Canucks, reclaiming an album, Disturbed, Limp Bizkit, pissed, ruined dreams, loose ends, pizza tracking, Hopdoddy, influencers, and bagel row.

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Chicken Denchers · October 10, 2026

Extra Median is the best joke of the episode. Maybe best joke of the month. The second best joke was Andrew talking about loose ends.

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Chicken Denchers · October 9, 2026

Eric is right. That Disturbed cover sucks so bad.

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SnadHamwick · October 6, 2026

If it is not called "extra median" it will be a huge missed opportunity

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Trevor Darley · September 30, 2026

Would Geoff eat a blueberry or other color cream cheese?

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James Cooper · September 30, 2026

I out loud said, “thanks man” after Geoff said that includes everybody but Gavin knowing those would be the next words out of Eric’s mouth. I may have listened to too much Eric tbh

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Cormac98 · September 28, 2026

Trojan Horse is Illiad, Medussa is from Theogony

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Cormac98 · September 28, 2026

The horse biting the dog 😭

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RegulationFan · September 27, 2026

Goofzilla

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Rinnalla · September 27, 2026

Come to Canada and eat true buffalo meat, as well as all game meat. Bear stew is delicious.

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Rinnalla · September 27, 2026

56~ something lol I went to the last RTX solo, my first and last time. I walked down do the Casino El Camino bar, I waited so long for my food that I told them to make it to go. I heard them yelling at you guys upstairs to keep it down through their microphone lol.

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Rinnalla · September 27, 2026

It was about an hour before I got my burger and fries. The buffalo burger was great, I expected it to be buffalo meat, not just spicy lol.

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Rinnalla · September 27, 2026

42:24 Isn’t that the guy that signed the bombs from Israel to Palestinians?

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Jack Marsden · September 27, 2026

Andrew - when 😏 Quinn signs with the Devils, I’ll buy your Quinn auto card. I’m sure a lot of excited Devils fans will also be lining up to buy it too!

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ValiantVanner · September 26, 2026

I fear that I was the exact target audience for this one.

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El Jefe · September 26, 2026

Man what a great episode

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IcePokeTwoSoon · September 25, 2026

The guy from disturbed is also a classically trained opera singer. Dude is talented, just weird.

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YeahLando · September 25, 2026

Anyways.. FUCK david draiman..

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Sir UtterGore · September 25, 2026

Always gonna be super funny for Andrew to join in on Austin talk like he’s just tried the burger last week

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Chris · September 24, 2026

Anyone have a read on what athlete they could be talking about as far as losing value

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Jessica_C · September 24, 2026

40:23 yeah I don't like that either.

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Richard · September 24, 2026

Hi! I was wondering if I can pay for an ad in goof news? Long time comment leaver and I’m actually a minister who is allowed to do it in all 50 states to marry couples. I know this may be last minute but I have an email and phone number if needed and would love to see if I can get my name out there!

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Joey King · September 24, 2026

back in my army days we would wait 40 minutes in the lithuania winter outside a hotdog truck on base because its the only food around in the blistering cold. worth every minute

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Joey King · September 24, 2026

back in my army days we would wait 40 minutes in the lithuania winter outside a hotdog truck on base because its the only food around in the blistering cold. worth every minute

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Jeremy Steinbeck · September 24, 2026

I have a few covers over the originals, behind blue eyes, Simple man, and hurt.

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Mysticsmoke420 · September 24, 2026

If I was in a shity line getting some food and I heard some people behind me chatting about business and if they were pitching ideas I might throw my two cents in that just because I'm bored myself

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Ethan · September 24, 2026

what if you dyed the white foods

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Alfredo D. · September 24, 2026

Oh man Eric’s bash of disturbed and spawn reference got me! Especially being a fan of spawn 😂

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Sonny · September 24, 2026

Did we ever learn who got the immunity idol?

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comment leaver. · September 24, 2026

What a start, straight into poop!

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Kevin Mendez · September 23, 2026

The guy who won't eat the pencil asks about loose ends. Incredible

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Jonathan Cole · September 23, 2026

Hearing Geoff talk about stretch goals made me think, have you guys ever considered doing an un/capped subathon on Twitch? Maybe for the 3 year anniversary with said stretch goals and y’all taking turns playing games to let others have a break etc. I would love to see a 24 hour stream or an uncapped subathon, especially for Regulation’s 3rd anniversary with merch drops and stuff :)

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Trent D · September 23, 2026

Having Albert take on the fairy garden reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbs strip where Calvin builds a village of snowmen, admires his work, then destroys it T-Rex style. They should film it like that, with Geoff as Calvin.

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Daniel Brown · September 23, 2026

I will be making alien horse after I finish my chores

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cloudofentropy · September 23, 2026

I remember seeing the music video for Stricken and enjoying it so bought the album and by the time that Land of Confusion cover rolled round I was a lifelong hater of that godawful band. Gave it away to a friend for nothing. Trash record. Trash band. Also fuck David Draiman in particular

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NotReallyRichard · September 23, 2026

Geoff isn't allowed to fart in pools.

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Alice Lilith · September 23, 2026

Another sold week in dicksylvania with Geoff “I’m not big on dicks” Ramsey

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William P Corbett · September 23, 2026

Speaking of hanging chads I would love to see more tomodachi life. Those videos are amazing and it feels like they are forgotten. But anyway I just love watching these guys do whatever is most fun for them.

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Gidnan · September 23, 2026

Small Park Bites from Ep 49 is a loose end. Making all the random specialty foods from AAA Team stadiums. (Hot dog floating in goats milk) Hartford Yard Goats.

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E.o.B · September 23, 2026

Possible loose end did Andrew ever give out the key to the city for World to one of the guys I remember he said he could possibly have to create it or if he found someone to make it for him he would commission someone

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Zeb Thurman · September 23, 2026

The Disturbed version was the first one I heard. I didn't know it was a cover for a few years. Their version is my preferred version because of that.

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Roger Flynn · September 23, 2026

Also I ended a friendship once. I was on a swim team as a young teenager. My dad had just died maybe a year or two before that. This was in 2004, when the company Glad was advertising their trash bags heavily "Don't get mad. Get Glad!" I was getting to know this one teammate who was a little bit older than me, and one day I was telling him about how my dad died a couple years ago and he awkwardly made this joke "oh well don't get mad. Get dad!". I straight up told him right then and there that wasn't cool. And I never spoke to him again.

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Roger Flynn · September 23, 2026

Someone needs to tell them about the Dogzilla and Kat Kong books that Dav Pilkey made in the early 90s. A few years before he came out with Captain Underpants

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Brian Burkhardt · September 23, 2026

Disturbed’s cover of Land of Confusion was not only the first Disturbed song I heard, it was the first version of the song that I heard. Anyway, had a big Disturbed phase as a teen. I’ll always like them, but I can’t really defend them.

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SiphiliSx · September 23, 2026

Andrew is brick sittin' and child kickin'.

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rebecca · September 23, 2026

For Geoff being such a literature guy he very much misinformed the Trojan Horse info. The Trojan horse is from the Iliad, which is the first part of the story that precedes the Odyssey

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Trevor Deal · September 23, 2026

Not sure if it’s true of pigs but it is of hogs. I used to hunt them with my Dad. Hogs had this body armor like fat layer that is so dense you can barely cut through it. Skinning them was harder than other animals because of this. They are like little tanks. So maybe pick something not designed to fight with tusks as it might have natural body armor.

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Dirk Van Daele · September 23, 2026

Cyclists are not pissing on there self during the Tour De France. The spray would impact the whole peloton of riders. Apparently it does happen when it is raining. A race is 4 to 7 hours, but the final is usually 2 hours max. In the start of the race, there is time to go to the toilet next to the road any you don't have to dismount. You can go to a public toilet or even go potty in a random RV of a fan.

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Chaz Surfboard · September 23, 2026

The masses will scream "OOO-WA-AA-AA-AA" and Eric will whisper "shutdafuckup"

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Russell Richardson · September 23, 2026

IS IT WHITE?!? 🤣🤣🤣 I love it please make Geoff determine what’s white going into his mouth! 🤣

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Matt Mahler · September 23, 2026

Today’s background. 10/10.

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Ben Delahay · September 23, 2026

I think every garbage idea that no one wants to do or videos they are objectively a punishment should be placed in the Butt Barrel and it becomes a permanent fixture on Second Wheel.

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SomeDumbCat · September 23, 2026

Whoever is in the top of the horse in the scene where they are pissing is gavins cousin and everyone else is Edgar Wright

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Alex · September 23, 2026

That Disturbed video was my jam. But I was also like 8 years old

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Mikayla Matz · September 23, 2026

BUILD GOOFWORLD FOR FAIRYS.

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Ezrah · September 23, 2026

Ramen Tatsu-Ya is worth the wait, every time. Eating piping hot noodles with a lava bomb after standing in the cold for a while makes the whole experience worth it.

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Olympus Mons Pubis · September 23, 2026

Disturbed, best known for butt-rock covers of popular songs and signing child-seeking missiles. Also WA A A A and whathaveyou

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CloudyVro · September 23, 2026

I love when Zen Geoff breaks

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ArtsyStarky · September 23, 2026

I’m gonna need Gavin to download the app Poop Map so he can better track his shits. Disturbed makes me cringe at myself because I like some of their music but I hate the vibe. Same as Deftones. Chug a monster and punch the drywall after abusing my girlfriend and playing my drumset shitty style ass music…but I like it. Am I a dirtbag? Uh-oh. Killer Eric episode. 🤙🏻

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dontbdally · September 23, 2026

Quinn Hughes won a gold medal and andrew said he hasn’t been doing well 😭

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Scout · September 23, 2026

I relate so much to having an album “ruined” by a sad point in life! This is the best solution I’ve found: put a few of the least depressing-sounding songs into a larger playlist, and listen to that playlist around other people if you can, and/or while putting yourself in the most different situation possible. For example, if most of your past sad-listening happened alone in your room, then listen to your new playlist while hanging out with a friend at their house, or while you’re relaxing at the park or the beach. You will still feel a bit bummed out or weird the first time you do this, but it will help so much in the long run. I feel like there’s something uniquely helpful about listening to it while seeing other people around in real life, even if you have headphones on and you know they can’t hear it.

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Kindyno · September 23, 2026

What if you add food coloring to the white food so it isn't white? Like will Geoff eat gurple cream cheese?

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TheDudeSkywalker · September 23, 2026

Todd Mcfarlane created the mascot for that Disturbed album

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Nina Kuurasuo · September 23, 2026

I'm so here for Gavin's co-worker music era. Next up: Five Finger Death Punch and Falling in Reverse

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x cayce a dilla x · September 23, 2026

oh god dont give ronald any attention

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John · September 23, 2026

The money in the freezer is hilarious because a New Orleans council member was caught with the bribe money he received stashed in the freezer 😂

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John · September 23, 2026

I just hope the pals still get play but for fun now.

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Opening Wounds · September 23, 2026

As someone who’s finished all the achievements in Halo campaign evolved, their misunderstanding of the remix achievement drives me NUTS. The tracking on the achieves is broken-the way they play is just fine. Progress doesn’t click unless you collect a skull in-game for some bizarre reason.

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Opening Wounds · September 23, 2026

More ya dead ya body guard! More halo!

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Blues_ Clewes · September 23, 2026

Geoff's white gauntlet if Gavin gets a tattoo of a pencil on his c*ck

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nick h · September 23, 2026

As a Wild fan, I’ll take the Hughes burden from you Andrew

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James Cooper · September 23, 2026

I know the perfect think for Andrew to do with that Quinn Hughes card. Give it to a Michigan hockey fan who likes Quinn from his college years rather than the Canucks or Wild. It’s me, I’m that fan, I’ll take the card.

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Gator · September 23, 2026

Geoffs white food gauntlet but only if Gavin does a wet bread gauntlet at the same time

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Nathan Sweatt · September 23, 2026

I think all of those covers they mentioned are perfectly fine. The music videos are dumb but the music itself is perfectly fine

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CrimsonGhost · September 23, 2026

I will take the card Andrew! I’m in Minnesota and a Hughes Fan!! He is kicking butt dude

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Tee Off · September 23, 2026

Everybody Genesis is video of Land of confusion is worse Disturbed version was drawn by the guy that Drew spawn and the HBO show much better

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CrimsonGhost · September 23, 2026

Baaadamantium. Ohhh you

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Tee Off · September 23, 2026

Of course Eric dismissed the comment he doesn't like the commenters even if we give the right advice

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WoodyAtTheDOT · September 23, 2026

The freezer is the perfect place for cold hard cash

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Rei Locke · September 23, 2026

I need Eric to talk about all of the music he hates because I'm somehow undefeated in liking every single song that he says he can't stand lol. And I'm always looking for new songs to like

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Justice Rainz · September 23, 2026

What a weird way to find new music

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Eric Williams · September 23, 2026

Would Geoff consider the white gauntlet if they were made different colors with food coloring or whatever?

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My dog has anxiety · September 23, 2026

The way I screamed out loud at baaaad animatium… never change boys.. never change.

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Benjamin Brywczynski · September 23, 2026

The podcast has felt more suplimental than the rest of the content they release lately

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Shignett23 · September 23, 2026

Geoffs white gauntlet?!!!

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Raider the Animator · September 23, 2026

Trying not to spoil it. But that last question from Gavin felt like the new "Do you even lift bro?" 😂

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Sean · September 23, 2026

No comment

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Pudlord Tynan · September 23, 2026

How dare Andrew "Hasn't Eaten the Pencil" Panton ask about loose ends?

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El Jefe · September 26, 2026

Marathons, head measurements, the sewing machine

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Iain Whytock · September 23, 2026

really outdone yourselves with this thumbnail, that's insane

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Mateo · September 23, 2026

Geoff saying he won't do the white stuff unless it's for something... Nick literally has to put together a gauntlet for Geoff because of fuck face off season 2. ah there we go. I should have waited to comment.

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Anthony Dewitt · September 23, 2026

Huh, I didn’t even know land of confusion wasn’t originally by disturbed. Might have to give the genesis one a listen. If Geoff has to eat white stuff, then Gavin has to eat wet bread stuff. Edit. Are we starting pizza count oct 1st or was it retroactive to sept 1st. Also gave the genesis version a listen and it’s about the same.

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Justice Rainz · September 23, 2026

I believe they've said pizza count starts October 1st

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Returtle · September 23, 2026

I think squirrels are gonna live in the fairy village

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Returtle · September 23, 2026

Hello, long time listener first time comment leaver, I would love to hear your thoughts on resident evil

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Summer · September 23, 2026

yes, I saw a short somewhere where a guy pulled a trojan horse on a wagon into a theater and two other guys were inside.

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Archery Contest · September 23, 2026

Ayoooo

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Andee · September 23, 2026

Let’s gooooo!

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TheBigDog · September 23, 2026

Not even a minute in; and they’re talking about shitting

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Zom D. Bait · September 23, 2026

V-- episode 207 button

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SirFriesFried · September 23, 2026

Noice