Minor Roadblock Gavin Era // Ultimate Zen Test [123]
Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about rememberings, grackles, Goof News, chicken ears, Madagascar, walking out of movies, new merch, mixing, explaining to Gavin, merch slack, tots, baseballs, 5, Geoff's Zen, car fight, bike ride, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Gears of War, doppleganger, Twin Peaks, Pizza Count, driving range, Coffee News, Ian pose, zine, convenient numbers, and family lies.
Pizza Count starts OCTOBER 1 and runs for a full year.
Comments (115)
22:30 Honestly that is one of Gavin’s stronger analogies…
I wish we could get the name of the game where the background was filmed in each episode description. So many of these I want to check the game out lol.
I’m 100% going to drink out of the binler
Men in Black 2 is an underrated banger sequel. Like not an underrated movie but it usually doesn't come up when banger second parts come up in conversations.
Sometimes I think about how impossible it is to explain the lore of this show. There's so many bits that have become deep rooted community things that I can't even fathom how I would begin to explain things about it it's insane. This thought brought to you by the Binler 😆
Oh nice I need a trash bin for my office
madagascar 3 is the worst one!! bad take
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as somebody with an allergy to gluten, cauliflower crust is the superior option to a regular gluten-free crust. at least 90% of the time. occasionally you find a weirdly good one but the cauliflower is the safe option.
It's shocking nobody's ever hit him with the "Geoffrey!" In public before
I feel like they should play the fan made English translation for the ps1 game called Mizzurna Falls. You guys really need to look into that! I'm not going to give spoiler but it's pretty much a twin peaks video game on ps1
I wish the binler had the gurpler font
If the “twin peaks PlayStation game” is Deadly Premonition, it’s actually just heavily inspired- but to the point where I do think you would enjoy the story and cutscenes and general idea of the game. Unfortunately, the actual gameplay is very rough at times, and kind of hard to get used to the rest of the time. There are also several platform versions, one of which includes easier fights— a gameplay feature the dev didn’t want to include, and over the iterations made easier— which is probably the best one to go with.
Draft ifea- #1-20 draft
Yes the Carl plague has reached regulation 😈😈😈
Someone should start a pizza count for the community. To make it legitnwe gotta submit photo eating it & date
So I’m going to say three pieces of a St. Louis style pizza like Imos is a slice.
Geoff's suffering monologues are my 2nd favorite part of this show
Andrew I have a hard time with 7s and 9s
Your sample size of 5 I think is too small to determine the regulation number of pizza slices. You should include the whole community.
Hey guys I think we could all keep count as regulation listeners on the number of pizza slices and have a much larger N value. Making this the most regulated finding possible. I would need help finding a cite for us all to document, there could be a fun leaderboard too.
Last year a fan made a site for other fans to score burgers on, and I believe they made the hot dog site the year prior. I'm sure they'll reuse the burger one for pizza this year.
Great lie my brother and I was told growing up was that it’s illegal to make s’mores in the toaster oven in the house. It took us like 15 years to figure out that was a lie.
Lidded gurplers confirmed. That koozler was on one in the screenshot for sure
The worst lie to tell a child is what comedian Dale Jones’ mother told him. If you masterbate you can rub the serial number off your penis, and you need that in case it gets stolen.
I grew up in the time of the rotary phone. The worst numbers are 7, 8, 9, and the absolute worst is 0. Dialing 0 is so much more work than dialing 1.
I love the Binler and I would love the plunger thingy back. I reallllly love stuff that is multi use or something not just a shirt. I like the patch and the bean hole shirt But could you guys do a design that covers everything even the sleeve and collar and stuff.
Regulation Golf gear?
Dcc reference lets go
I told all my step kids that I was the first person to put the fries in the lid of the big mac container. before that people needed a table and couldn't eat off their lap. Also told them I went to the national championship for yo-yo in 1994, but I finished 3rd so didnt go to worlds in Montreal.
I love Geoff reading DCC, I wish he’d mention what book or part he is current at once in a while. I’m on my second listen thru currently. Also 4 is probably the least popular number 1-10 because I believe some cultures consider 4 to be extremely unlucky. Like superstitions type stuff
Hitting geebs out of the binler
I could’ve told Gavin without him looking that Eric removed him from the slack group
Andrew and I had the same burger count at 80 🤝🏻
what if andrew did eggnog (or bovril) while the other lads did coffee
With Geoff I swear it's just the tattoos and that's crazy and so undeserved obviously
On the topic of a grackle stealing a woman's taco and the reaction being shock that it could/would do that....come to either of the boardwalks at Seaside Heights or Point Pleasant, NJ. The seagulls are an organized mob. They will literally team up on you if you have food. I physically watched one swoop in to knock a hat off a dude's head, just to distract him enough for a Different seagull to swoop in and steal his food from his hand. It's honestly pretty par for the course for NJ/NY...keep your guard up, or your getting mugged or some shit...even by the birds.
Golf is a seemingly natural progression from Geoff's zen zone, there is something very meditative about being out on the golf course just enjoying the day
How many pizza rolls equal one slice?
Not a competition but imma eat more pizza than any of you believe it
This rules
When should I begin looking for the Philly coffee news?
Sept 5th was my bday so that was obviously why you messaged 5 on that day
I love Geoff so much but there is no way he wasn't legitimately pissed about the condiments. Let's be real
“I’m not big on dicks” Geoff I love you so much man, but in the like 15 years of listening to you talk about anything and everything at least once a week I hate to break it to you but you’re like MASSIVE on dicks!! all the time it comes up at least once a month in content for at least 10 years
Maaaaan at least with burgers and hot dogs I had a chance to keep up. Pizza slices is gonna be rough for me Coffee, however, will be very easy since I’ll have an almost 2 year old by the start of that one and I already consume 2-3 cups a day
Geoffs bike story is exactly why I am always strapped while riding my bicycle
Regulation golf ball when? Lol
The grackles are addicted to 100% crack
Green drink - green Gurpler Jr Purple drink - purple Gurpler Jr Pour both drinks together making a gurple drink into the Gurple Gurpler It's obvious guys!
as someone who tries very hard to be unapproachable -- thats when the universe HAS to get you.
It’s crazy how far yall are into the whole Gurple thing for Gavin to not understand what it is
So Nick was in the mask this episode right?
He would have had to announce it at the end of the video for it to count, but I had the same feeling. It might just be he had his mic set up at a different distance or something, though. Might have also had something else in front of it to try and trick them into thinking he was wearing it.
I have a binler note. Why doesn't it have the gurpler font?
Geoff coming in hot with the most pointless question
Madagascar 3 is elevated because it’s written by Noah Baumbach who took the job because he recently got divorced and needed the money
Crust Gauntlet when? Would love to see some horrid creations and Shapes from the Lab
Hearing Geoff's trail story is crazy, About a month ago I was on a paved trail by my house on a morning run. On my way back, I hear someone screaming at the top of their lungs. I take out my headphones to see what's happening, and he's screaming and pointing at me. He's asking if I'm running, which is a dumb question because I was literally running. He says I'm going the wrong way and need to follow him, which I did not. I just started running again. He starts to RUN after me. Its a Saturday morning so the trail was pretty busy. I started walking with a few people who saw this happen and the guy goes about 15 feet ahead of our little group and is just talking nonsense. I don't know if it was drugs or mental health, but that doesn't matter. I throw my headphones back in, bad idea, and try running past him again. I get about 50 feet away from him, I thought, and hear loud steps behind me. This man was SPRINTING towards me and right when I turned around he punched me in the face. We get in a fight and the other people on the trail help me hold him down until the police got there. It was absolutely insane. Only gone for one run since then. It was wild and not at all fun when I already have trouble with my past trauma and running was my happy place. It's super depressing. Haven't really told anyone other than my family and therapist. Thanks for sharing Geoff, it's not fun going through something like that during something you hold so dear. Keep riding and stay safe!
"I can no longer remember why I'm justified" is absolute gold lol
Trying to scam someone with an audience like this one in front of a bank with cameras is crazy
I would 100% want to know a list of things the Millie believed in because Geoff just made stuff up.
Get the coffee news add in The Woodlands! I get the new paper every week. It would be great to see it here
Regulation golf merch when?
I find it weird to give someone information without police being present. I’ve been hit twice and I get out, get their license plate and get the damage in a video so if they say anything incriminating it’s recorded (in my state that is fully legal) and I say I’m calling the police and we will get everything on record and we wait for them. While we wait I get proper photos in a safe parking space. Police arrive and take the insurance and etc from us and then share what we need in their record for claims. I don’t trust anyone for anything and I’m having it all on record.
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I think strangers might hate geoffs tattoos
Maybe they saw his upside down pineapple and were teying to engage in coitus
it's like Geoff accidentally turned his NPC/enemy settings onto hyper-aggressive without knowing it.
Sounds like geoff needs some sort of protection😭, pocket knife, mace, somethin’
Geoff tells a story about people wanting to get at him on sight got me thinking Jesus fucking Christ what did he do to earn that? Geoff then proceeds to joke about lying to his daughter her whole life for shits and giggles. Oh ok maybe I see where the bad karma was earned 😂😂😂
Yeah! Geoff listens to Dungeon Crawler Carl! Also, listening to Geoff's car and bike story, makes me so angry. That woman was absolutely a scammer and as someone who's dad once got scammed out of a lot of money once, I hold a deep, genuinely malevolent hatred towards those types of people. As for the people he encountered on his bike, people are genuinely unravelling in a way that i don't think we've ever seen before, the frequency of people reacting so disproportionally to the smallest things has gone up so much. People reacting mad apropos of nothing is on the up as well, it's like watching dogs bark at blank walls.
The binler rules
Andrew is absolutely wrong about Madagascar 3, definitely the worst of the series
We’ve got Coffee News in South Bend/Mishawaka, Indiana - that may be an… interesting market to apply for
Grackles didn't really exist in Shreveport Louisiana until after I heard Bernie talk about them on the RT podcast. Now they are exclusively surrounding one Walmart
Geoff asks if there was a Madagascar 2 and then proceeds to tell a story about going to see Madagascar 2...
Based on the timing it almost had to be the first movie that he was talking about. He probably got tripped up by saying and hearing Madagascar 2 just before starting that story.
Does that mean you could have a purple cauliflower pizza crust because I know that exists purple cauliflower
I've already started the pizza count I'm on 12 slices
Gavin not being in the Slack is 1000% Eric’s fault, absolutely no fault to Gavin, even if he didn’t notice. Crazy how Gavin found out it was Eric and then Gavin got blamed for it.
and they wonder why he is now a “why?” Guy
I know there is a chicken out there looking like green eggs I've seen them
We need a "Childhood lies" draft. Not even like common ones like the dome light while driving but ones specific to the guys childhoods too
I think they should track how many times they go for a shit in a year. It’d be quite interesting to see the difference between Geoff and the others.
Binler's List
I am so going to buy that koozler!
The 1-2 punch of Gavin dropping his Uncle's silent auction lie, followed by Andrew's misunderstanding of what a silent auction is (delivered inexplicably in a weird half British, half Italian mafia boss accent) at the end was incredible
Geoff. See if the bank has cameras to see
I like how specific they were about what counts as a hot dog and a hamburger, but now with pizza slices, the thing that is probably the LEAST consistent across the food as a whole, they leave up to “the spirit of it” lmao
207 potential
I second this
Oh my god, I love the Regulation Podcast setting a regulated annual amount. Also yay! Community pizza count! 🍕
I feel like Gavin is turning back into Stewart the Bumbling Customer. Only instead of being a menace in grocery stores, he's become that for the podcast. It's a hilarious bit
Stuart is trying to become the dominant ego and not an alter!
I feel like tavern cut pizza is a grey area in the spirit.
I've been waiting SO LONG to say this... I'm AGAINST Gavin and agree with Andrew 😅on the purple drink mixing and think that would be such a fun supplemental.
ABC 123 baby!
Regulation golf gear would be amazing 👀🏌️♂️
I think pi is a difficult number to remember, but some people are remarkably good at it.
Does anyone else want to drink out of the binler, or that just a me thing? My only question on the pizza thing is about the smaller personal pizzas, how many slices of those count for a full size slice. Eric is such a great hater. He really knows how to toe the line of “fuck that guy” and “that shits funny.”
Personally if they stuck with as Geoff said the spirit of it, I’d do 2 to 1 a least with the personal pizzas I usually get/have. But I’d rather have a regulation ruling. Huzzah I’m not the only one. But it’ll only be water or flavored water cause that much of anything else is probably deeply unhealthy.
can confirm, grackles are indeed the crackheads of the bird world
Great first episode start to anyone coming from coffee news
Geoff's life stories always fill me with such anxiety. Good gods.
3 has threesome, 3 day weekend, 3 pointer, Bronze Medal, Trilogy etc can't be 3.
I fucking love that still to this date somehow members of this podcast have not grasped that green plus purple just makes grey
Gurple
The Binler seems like the first cashgrab item. El Famoso just had an item they were gna toss and asked these guys to sell it for them. No story with the Binler...
Its a branded bin with a funny name man, relax
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It's the Sesame Street episode
Lets gooooo!!!!
Eyo
The Zim shall set you free