Emotional Noises // Achieving the Ultimate Nap [5]

Wait until Andrew finds out "La Bamba" is just in another language as well. Also, you aren't supposed to walk away from the pump while pumping gas. It's illegal in most places.

All I want now is an opera written and sung by Andrew.

This rules

I was screaming at my stereo when Geoff was talking about the pies, Gavin mentioned savory pies, and nobody mentioned HOT POCKETS! Those are exactly what a savory hand pie is.

Just checked the billboard 100 for 1996 and number 1 was the Macarena not sure how I feel about that

Andrew needs to apply for a college class. That way he can take his naps when he should be in class or when he has an assignment to do. That's when I got my best naps!

Isn’t it illegal to leave a gas pump unattended anyway?

I get where Gavin is coming from with the lawn guy thing. I love gardening and yard work. It's my therapy and my time to get away from my family and be inside my own head for a while.

Geoff and the gas pump, a living example of rules no one fallows. Never fill gas up while car is running and don't leave pump unsupervised while filling. The emergency cut off button only works if human us there to push

God I just looked up my #1 songs for my year. 1981. Now I'm going to cry and take a nap.

Ma ski de doh forever. lol I love it

I feel like I will be in need of a nap next Tuesday at 3 PM. I should schedule a fake appointment in advance.

No way Geoff pulled off again LMFAO

Becoming a comment leaver to thank the boys for what they do — my father lost his battle with alcoholism a few weeks ago (he was 53, I am 24), and I have been driving around a lot to get his affairs in order. It means so much to have something that fills those drives with laughter instead of tears.

andrew i did in fact pursue opera production and stage management. there is in fact english opera. it’s. ok

If Andrew was born just a year later in '95, the #1 song of his birth year would have been Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio.

The best sleep is when you wake up for school, don’t want to leave your bed, and your parent pops their head in the room to let you know it’s a snow day. I think Andrew is kind of describing that same feeling, but in the most insane way possible.

Yo Nick, you missed a BLEEP when Geoff was talking about F**kface thumbnails on YouTube. For shame…

Where can we get So... ALRIGHT?

If 100% eat and Regulation did a collab what version of Nick would be there? Regulation guy, Monkey freak man, or a whole new breed of Nick?

Is..is English opera not just a fuckin musical? Lol

It's a little sad that the new owner will never know the epic struggle that installing those office shelves were.. glad everything worked out for Geoff selling his house though.

Andrew’s nap explanation was perfectly clear. I have no idea why people didn’t understand that.

Is anyone having trouble with Spotify?

Andrew thinks Yoko Ono is the modern Opera star

I totally get where Andrew is coming from, when I was younger I thought they were singing NOTES or SYLLABLES and not full words. Like if they were humming to the music, but very loud. Given I was like 5.

Andrew started that sleep discussion out-of-order. Andrew wants to sleep through meetings without the repercussions of doing that. That's what he was going for I'm sure

Listening to this while desperately wishing I could sleep in and skip my work meetings - never have I related to Andrew more

Has Andrew not seen a J G Wentworth commercial??

As an Italian, this was the most racist episode yet. I loved it

I think it is hilarious that Andrew is out there chasing the nap dragon

Andrew went hard into the racist paint, I wonder if he knows that when the morning comes in the Middle East the person on the loud speaker is singing words or not

Not even 10 minutes into the episode and this is already the best episode yet

dont worry, even though England's got the strongest Euro squad, Southgate's negative tactics gona be the end of England, unless Saint Jude can get a hold of the games

Okay here's real advice for the ultimate nap, feeling ie: missing an appointment. Twitter, and Microsoft, and other dumb companies are always doing "how to use our products to make money" zoom seminars for free. Sign up for them, they'll send about 12 emails reminding you so it really feels important. Then bam take a nap instead.

Wait until Andrew realizes the Monks chanting in the Halo theme are singing words! 😂

I didn't think Andrew could surprise me anymore after all these episodes boy was i wrong.

As someone with a vocal performance degree…who studied and has performed opera…the beginning of the ep had me ROLLING. But yes, there is English opera. And German opera. And operas in many other languages. But opera was invented in Italy, so many of the more famous operas that you’ll hear in movies, shows, etc, are in Italian!

I’m absolutely SHOCKED that Andrew didn’t know Opera was a LANGUAGE. Not only that but MULTIPLE LANGUAGES, I’m so confused how this slipped past him…

I feel so bad for Jeff and his tooth. I have had the worst luck with my teeth I swear breaking a tooth once a year for ten years. Just know you’re not alone Jeff!! It’s a PÍA.

The gas pump thing is pretty common. I used to travel a lot for work and would see many vehicles dragging pump handles and hoses. At least Geoff tried to fix and let them know. Most people just haul ass.

When do we get the competition to make the best trail mix?

My son is an opera singer and he doesn't think Andrew is actually all that wrong. Opera singers often sing in languages that they don't understand, they know how to pronounce them perfectly but if the audience doesn't understand the language being sung and the singer doesn't truly fluently understand the language being sung it is pretty much emotional noises.

I 100% know exactly what Andrew is talking about with napping when you need to do something. It is extremely relaxing in a way I can't describe, and I think I have an answer on how to achieve this. What I reccomend is if you have someone in your household, let them know you're doing this. Have them schedule some low stakes chores for you to do. Now if you aren't asleep, you HAVE to do them. But if you fall asleep, it won't be as big of a deal. That way you're knowing you are sleeping through something you had to do.

I literally had to pause the podcast to laugh at "mosquitios" for 5 minutes. I'm still giggling 😂😂😂

One of the greatest pleasures in life is sipping on an Americano, watering my garden early in the morning, and listening to a new episode of TRP, 100% Eat, So Alright, and hopefully ANMA again soon. These shows are truly an integral part of almost every day for me and I can't stress enough how much entertainment value I get from these productions. Thanks fellas. Also, I am going to need an "Emotional Noises" shirt ASAP. This is an, "I didn't know the shift key was a thing," level of blunder.

Andrew never played Portal 2 with subtitles on lol

Is Jack not gonna do the teaser for next episode going forward?

Best part of my week!

Walmart makes miniature pies. They are pretty good and are shaped like an actual pie. Less sugar than hostess because the crust isn’t coated in sugar too lol

Born 3/3/1998 so happy when they were talking about it being the last good year 😂 #1 song that year wast too close by Next 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

This may be shocking to some, but check mix also contains cereal

Geoff, easiest solution for the gas issue is to not leave the pump unattended while filling. In fact almost all stations I go to say to not leave pump unattended. Hopefully that’s the last time you break the pump. 😂