amy's aussie shirt GIVEAWAY
Comment below: your joke can be silly, short, long, dark, whatever. THE JOKE THAT MAKES US LAUGH THE MOST will receive the coke-n-kanga hand painted shirt for free! (not including postage)
P.S You can give us more than one joke. 😝
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Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "so, do you know how to drive this thing?"
Binden is president
Limbo dancer walks into a bar..
The chicken and the egg are in bed. The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette, and the egg says, "Well, I guess that answers that question."
A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"
Q: What do you get when you mix goat DNA and human DNA? A: Kicked out of the petting zoo
Q: How do you keep Ben from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head!
I was attacked by 6 dwarfs the other day-Not Happy.
What does a perverted frog say? "Rubbit."
Why did little jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.
My dad used to say to me, "You can take an Aussie anywhere, twice. The second time is to apologise."
Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? If if they flew over the Bay, they would be called bagels.
How many sailors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because the right size bulb isn’t on board, the local chandlery doesn’t carry that brand, amazonc/catch/wish/alibaba has them on back-order, and customs will charge you the arm you need to install it with duty fees.
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What do you call a piece of crumbed chicken that was involved in a drive by shooting? Schnitty schnitty bang bang
can i see you nude?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? gag