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September 23, 2026

(now with the YT link!) Computers made engines so much better

…is the working title for the new video!

https://youtu.be/0KoeY54M5VA
(sorry for the double email folks, but silly ol' me forgot that)

This is in many ways the video I’ve been wanting to make about cars. True gearheads will know all this, so the target audience is very general. But there’s a… certain kind of “gearhead” who is influential to the general public in ways which I may not have put my finger on perfectly but which I’d nevertheless like to combat. You may sense my ulterior motives here but in case you didn't, well, I’m pretty explicit about it at the end!

There’s a lot of really cool stuff going on in ordinary cars that is designed to not be noticed - and I think it should be! This ended up being a pretty surface level explanation, and there’s much more I’d like to talk about more deeply and show with an oscilloscope, but I think that’s all going to go into some kind of diagnostics-focused video.

I hung around late to get this video rendered and uploaded, so captions will have to wait until tomorrow. But I hope you enjoy!

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MrHammond · October 8, 2026

As a suggestion to your T-shirt: after discussing the internal combustion engine, it might be interesting to take a look at the development and features of different electromotors, you'll probably find a lot more there looking at trains than cars, as they have been using that technology for over 130 years now (and even in the early days, there were some promising electric car designs out there!). There is also a movement from simple, robust mechanical switching on AC and DC motors to modern computer-controlled 3-phase motors.

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Jack Haden-Enneking · October 1, 2026

34:57 “This is an objectively useless piece of information. But that's not gonna stop me from explaining it!” Obi-Wan voice: “That's ... why I'm here.”

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Carson Anderson · September 27, 2026

Whoa... I finally understand what the term "new points" means WRT to fixing a car!

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ChrisMD123 · September 27, 2026

Off topic but: I really miss it when the throttle pedal would move with the cruise control. I loved resting my foot on the pedal to understand what the car was doing, and it made canceling the cruise so much more smooth.

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Christopher Dahle · September 26, 2026

I drove 3 old VWs and an International Scout from the mid 70s until the late 80s. Tuning the VWs was a two day process. Change the oil the night before while the engine was still warm, then let it sit overnight to adjust the valve lash and reset the timing with the engine off and dead cold. Also had to manually adjust the brakes and remember hit all the zerks fittings with a grease gun. This was every 1500 miles. I also would tear into the wheel bearings and CV joints every 20,000 miles to regrease them. The Scout was the last car I owned that required a timing light, so I left it in the car when I sold it. The computers on my next car, a 91 Ford Ranger haven't given any trouble after 325,000 miles, so I don't get too excited about "all those computers" in the car. My EV has had some computer glitches, but none that affected the ability to drive the car and all have been corrected with over the air updates.

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Phatyikes · September 26, 2026

God damn computers

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William Wallace · September 24, 2026

~ 38:30 "So when you let your foot off the brake, it already knows which cylinder is about to ingest air and fuel, and thus the starter motor barely has to crank at all, ..." Auto stop / start wasn't the topic but maybe this was borrowed?

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William Wallace · September 24, 2026

Aw, he skipped over vacuum tube based ignition systems. Chrysler's 1958 Electrojector Used a Real Computer - Vacuum Tubes Revers... https://youtube.com/watch?v=iJWghByjlMU

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Michael Cunningham · September 24, 2026

The purpose of the capacitor is to minimize the spark across the terminals that break on the low voltage side... not sure if thats worth mentioning lol, it will work without it.

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Big Car · September 23, 2026

You should see the convoluted ways we did quick startup of the In car entertainment system when I worked at Microsoft. It started with backup batteries (two of them), and then we moved to saving a snapshot of the system in SRAM, then quickly dumping it on startup. Or just starting things up when the doors are unlocked, because that gives you a few seconds before turning the car on.

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Alexander Herlin · September 23, 2026

Thanks for the video! 🤓 great content and happy to also have an Ioniq 5 over this madness 😂

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Fredselfish · September 23, 2026

Love how the T shirts change through out the video. Always a pleasure to watch your work. Thank you for sharing.

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ZeDestructor · September 23, 2026

Have you considered doing a Connextras episode on K-Jetronic (electronically-controlled mechanical multiport continuous fuel injection, complete with temperature-compensated MAF sensor - it's as close as you can get to EFI without electronics (you can remove it's computer and it reverts into full-mechanical mode)).

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Benjamin Kier · September 23, 2026

With Subaru's symmetric combustion engines, that means that the start up CAM cycle and thus startup cranking should be shorter right? only 2 for 4 cylinders and 3 for 6 cylinders...

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Please enter your name · September 23, 2026

Thinking is good? Grok is this true?

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Mark Hesse · September 23, 2026

I learned to drive and work on cars in the era of mechanical engine controls and didn't give much thought to exactly how the various electronic controls (or the "digicals" as Vise Grip Garage's Derek calls them) did their work as more and more control features were computerized, but this tutorial has really made it understandable. Also love the imagery of the empty boot on the gas pedal moving when the cruise control operates--unless it was actually a ghost wearing a boot pushing the pedal down!🤔😀

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M R · September 23, 2026

Your shirts brought back so much 1990’s Chicago nostalgia from my time growing up there. I can still hear the Metra jingle (“Metra: the way to really fly!”) in my head, so thanks for that!

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Dan Sugalski · September 23, 2026

Props for the rotating wardrobe of mass transit system T-shirts in the IC car video. 😁 (also to the flashbacks to doing tuneups on my first car, a ‘68 Plymouth valiant that predated all the electronics, and now I appreciate my EV even more…)

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Ezra · September 23, 2026

My car computer has decided not to work just as I'm trying to play this

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Michael Cunningham · September 23, 2026

I haven't watched yet, but I have a 75 MG Midget, and coming from a computer engineering background I often look at how they had something operate, like the choke and thought, why didn't they just use a little microcontroller to monitor... oh right, it was 1974.

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Joshg678 · September 23, 2026

I really hope for a collab with Pine Hollow or Eric O.

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SeymourSalvage · September 23, 2026

Eric O is MAGA

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Darren Pierce · September 23, 2026

My old '72 Beetle had an advance controlled both centrifugally (engine speed) and by vacuum (engine load). FANCY. I carried a spare set of points under the back seat. Along with about 4qt of oil.

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NotMyRealName · September 23, 2026

(link)

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Technology Connections · September 23, 2026

Heh, thanks. Fired this off and then drove home

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Nolan Brey · September 23, 2026

Everything’s computer!

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CH · September 23, 2026

Good stuff and bad stuff. The mid-2000's tech was the best balance of computer and privacy we're ever going to get. Which is why we have one EV and one twenty-one year old Honda that will be repaired and kept on the road as long as I'm able to drive.