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The Horny Union archives have a new keeper – a sorceress fully grown, fully knowing, and more than eager to give a lesson or two.

Patience is her whole game. She'll let you linger, let the wanting build, and only once she decides you've earned it does she turn her gaze your way. Years spent among books no one's meant to open leave their mark – she knows exactly what she's doing, and she feels no need to hurry the proof. Those hushed corners of her Library? They turn out to be the loudest rooms in the entire Union.

She's had her eye on you far longer than you'd guess. The next move is yours.

📖 What this event brings

🔮 A fresh face – Hermione Granger – unhurried, teasing, and worth every second of the wait
🔥 A whole new spot, The Library – the sealed shelves are finally open, so grab a candle and behave yourself

⏳ How the doors open

Hermione
🍑 High tiers (Rep, Sergeant and General) get her first – Sept 18 to Sept 25 (🕘 9:00 PM CET)
🍑 Lower tiers (Supporter and Member) – Sept 25 to Oct 2 (🕘 9:00 PM CET)
🍑 After Oct 2 (🕘 9:00 PM CET) she belongs to high tiers alone, so don't leave her waiting

The Library
📚 High tiers – Sept 18 to Sept 25 (🕘 9:00 PM CET)
📚 Lower tiers – Sept 25 to Oct 31 (🕘 9:00 PM CET)
📚 Once Oct 31 arrives (🕘 9:00 PM CET) the doors stay open for keeps – free for every Observer

🕘 Every unlock goes live at:

🕛 12:00 PM PT 🕒 3:00 PM ET🕘 9:00 PM CET

Wands at the ready, loves. Waiting isn't her strong suit – and something tells me it isn't yours either.

💋 Still not enough of her?

Our friends are cooking up something you're going to love – literally. Here's the setup: a brilliant young witch Hermione Granger gets burned by Harry and Ron who runs off with all her money and vanishes. So she does the only sensible thing – opens a potion shop in a mysterious old laboratory that once belonged to Snape himself. And how far will she go when her back's against the wall? In this magical corner of Hogwarts, she must not only brew potions but also overcome all kinds of difficulties that life throws at her. Behind her looms the shadow of debts that must be paid, and expectations from Snape, who constantly monitors her work.

Hermione's Shop

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🧪 The tasks before her are diverse and require ingenuity:

• Brew and sell potions to earn money and pay off debts to the bank

• Search for new potion recipes and discover their unique effects, some of which have quite... unexpected applications

• Pass weekly inspections from Snape, who seems determined to find flaws in your work

• Find increasingly creative ways to retain customers and convince them to leave generous tips

• Upgrade your shop and living space to unlock new mechanics and opportunities for progress

Each day brings new challenges and opportunities, and your choices will influence Hermione's future. Will you focus on honest business, or will desperation lead you down more unconventional paths?

🔮 Go help her keep the lights on →

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Everything will be horny. Kisses, Cait 💋❤️