Queen of the Boob Tube

I have been thinking a lot lately about classic Elvira. Man, she was the movie hostess back in the day. With that vampy, over-the-top vibe—big hair, bigger cleavage, and a great sense of humor that made every cheesy boob joke land like a perfectly timed jump scare. The woman was a legend, strutting through late-night TV and into pop culture like she owned the damn place.

And yes, lately Cassandra is trying to sand down her own legacy. Whatever. With fond mammaries memories that big, she’’ll never erase them.

Long live the Mistress of the Dark!