The Ring: Wide Screen Edition
You thought the cursed videotape was just an urban legend… until a creepy girl with long black hair started crawling out of your TV. You froze as she dragged herself into your living room, ready to claim her next victim. Unfortunately, there was one little problem: her gigantic backside was too wide to fit through the screen. No matter how hard she pushed and wiggled, she couldn't squeeze the rest of herself through.
After several minutes of struggling, the terrifying ghost was looking considerably less terrifying. She glared at you, clearly annoyed, before reluctantly reaching out both hands for help. Somehow, you went from being her next murder victim to playing tug-of-war with a haunted television. You grabbed her hands and pulled with all your strength, but her enormous hips wouldn't budge an inch.
Finally, she ripped her hands away and let out an irritated sigh. "Oh, fuck this!" she snapped, before awkwardly backing her massive backside into the television and disappearing into the static. The screen went black, leaving you standing there completely unharmed. Apparently, even a supernatural murder curse has its limits.
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Glad he sprung for the wide screen tv 😉