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October 31, 2023

WOTM: How To Discern Between God's Voice And Your Own

Hey gang! I hope you've had a better October than I have. I've been suffering all month from a painful medical condition which I'm now told will require surgery asap. That should be fun! Nothing life-threatening. Just obnoxious. I'll be expecting your thoughts and prayers! 😘

One of my favorite things about the religious is how they'll talk about things amongst themselves that sound absolutely insane to people outside the bubble. This video is a perfect example of that. These folks really believe that you can hear God's voice in your head. If you're hearing voices in your head (by the way), please contact a mental health professional immediately. Unless you're religious of course. Then, it's probably just the Lord directing you. 

I'm sorry you'll have to wait so long for the two follow-up videos to this one. That's my bad. But... now you have something to look forward to, right? 😬🙄

Thanks, you big gang o' wonderful humans! Your continued support means the world to me. Enjoy! B

WOTM: How To Discern Between God's Voice And Your Own (YouTube)

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William Lamm · November 5, 2023

So their god can encourage teens to clean their room but he cannot stop wars & such? And they wonder why fewer people are listening to their BS...

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Brian Keith Dalton · November 6, 2023

The most he can do nowadays is show up on bread products.

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Moira Hartwell · November 5, 2023

I’m fortunate in being able (with 100% accuracy) to distinguish between God’s voice and my own: did I hear or think I heard anything at all, even metaphorically? If yes, then it was all me (or maybe the panhandler working the bus stop). If no, then there’s no voice and why are we even discussing this?

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Andreas Groeber · November 3, 2023

Sure I like to hear god's voice in my head. Have that all the time. It should come from my in-ears and preferably be Donald Fagen, Frank Zappa, Steve Walsh, even David Lee Roth or some of the minor Gods...

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Brian Keith Dalton · November 3, 2023

Steve Walsh from Kansas? I saw them three times back in the day. He was one of the most amazing performer/musicians ever. You have good taste! And Donald… don’t get me started. He’s no minor God! He’s up there with Todd!!!

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Laura Jarrell · November 2, 2023

Damn, I can't find my rambling post! October used to be my favorite, now, I finally check Gmail and found these. And that you need surgery ASAP??? PLEASE, update asap! So. Oct 11th I turned effing 65.! Have great costumes, but didn't get to wear any! No outing, at Mom's 'tests' all day on 31st. They weren't happy and almost kept her, (heart, follow up from surgery a few mos ago, stents,she's 85) and too skinny, lol. So, she said he'll no! Her heart rate drops. So. They wanted her back after her doc. got the Echo, next day, for EKG and monitor. She wouldn't go out again, and yesterday I had shopping,and errands (hate it!) got home at 9pm! Now, sis has appt in couple hrs. And Mom goes back 11/08! Ugh! This video helped me! I'll see others later, can't just listen! Love you young man, !! Genius! 👍💙💖💙🥰✌

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Brian Keith Dalton · November 3, 2023

Give Mom our best! And take care of yourself!

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Bob Seidensticker · November 2, 2023

To this evil spirit of unwellness inhabiting Brother Brian, I say BEGONE!

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Steve Ruis · November 2, 2023

That teenager wondering whether he should clean his room or not might read Leviticus and see that teenagers who are rebellious will be executed . . . so, clean, clean, clean!

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Steve Ruis · November 2, 2023

"Question: How do you know you’re God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I’m talking to myself." —Peter O’Toole

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Pat Gannon · October 31, 2023

And of course, I have to ask, as I always do - HOW, exactly does God put those thoughts in your brain? How does he push around the quarks and electrons that your neurons are made of, in order to make them fire in the precise patterns that give you those enlightening thoughts? What is that mechanism? And, oh, by the way, Quantum Field Theory (QFT) tells us there are no god, devil, soul, ghost or spirit forces, fields or particles interacting with the stuff we are made of, or we'd know it beyond reasonable doubt. This renders all those things moot.

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Brian Keith Dalton · November 1, 2023

It's magic, Pat. Remember! These folks believe in magic.

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Mark D Larsen · October 31, 2023

Damn right. Whenever I hear a "still, small voice," I consult the Popol Vuh to determine if I was hearing Hun-Camé.

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Brian Keith Dalton · October 31, 2023

LOL!!!

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2AHD Cat · October 31, 2023

Heyyy... Ensure is not just for old farts. I like it in coffee sometimes and my kitty Puff loves it, lol.

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Denis Loubet · October 31, 2023

This was truly horrifying! It's carte blanche in a video! The advice is that you can justify literally anything with a bible passage. Yikes! And so cheerful!

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RevDrDigby · October 31, 2023

Thank you so much. I used to depend on a burning in my bosom.

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Curious Capybara · October 31, 2023

No thoughts and prayers to you, Brian. That should speed up the recovery immensely ;)

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Brian Keith Dalton · October 31, 2023

LOL!!!

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Silquetoast · October 31, 2023

Hope ya feel better soon!

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Nemisten · October 31, 2023

Another terrific vid. Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery!

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Jennifer Dawes · October 31, 2023

Good luck with your surgery, Brian, and best wishes for a speedy recovery. Thoughts and Prayers, indeed. :-))

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Russell Weiner · October 31, 2023

Very funny. I laughed out loud.

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Not That Dan Brown · October 31, 2023

nicely done vid - sending you Ts & Ps, my friend, Ts & Ps!

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Charles Payet · October 31, 2023

I hope the surgery goes well and the recovery is rapid and easy, Brian. We’ll look forward to seeing you back!

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Brian Keith Dalton · October 31, 2023

Me too!!! Thanks!