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February 1, 2023

WOTM: Walking On Water

I know quite a few people who think they walk on water. Heck, people have said that about me. I don't — just so you know. Or, at least... I haven't tried in years. 

But isn't walking on water the stupidest and silliest of all the miracles Jesus is said to haver performed? Especially when you consider the conditions in which Jesus was reported to have walked on water? 

Maybe it's His casting demons into a bunch of pigs and sending them all to their deaths. Or maybe it's His cursing of the fig tree which wasn't producing fruit out of season. Walking on water is my personal pick — after the resurrection, of course.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! You're all my very best friends. Call me!!! B

WOTM: Walking On Water (YouTube)

Comments (11)

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Richard Bruning · February 7, 2023

"The Flying Man". Really?? Oh, you'll believe anything, won't you?! 🤩

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Brian Keith Dalton · February 8, 2023

Are you familiar with PineCreek Doug's "Flying Man"?

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Marci Shaver · February 2, 2023

😂😂

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Mike Bohn · February 1, 2023

"believe it or not he's walking on air"

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Brian Keith Dalton · February 1, 2023

Like Michael Caine in "Hannah And Her Sisters."

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Mark D Larsen · February 1, 2023

Meh. They just didn't notice his hydrofoil: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5kwC7eoPNU

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FruitbatStudios · February 1, 2023

I mean, that would explain the ascension.

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Bruce Neilson · February 1, 2023

Animal cruelty. Jesus would be in jail for that shit now.

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Brian Keith Dalton · February 1, 2023

Why has that never occurred to me. Great point!!!

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2AHD Cat · February 1, 2023

I... walk on sunshine. lol 😉

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Brian Keith Dalton · February 1, 2023

Me too!!!