WOTMQ: Wonderful & Fantastic
In light of Bill Craig's comments about hearing the Gospel message and thinking it so wonderful and fantastic, I wanted to remind everyone that it's not just... or even primarily, non-believers who think that God is the most unbearably mercurial prick ever. Believers believe that with a passion non-believers can't touch. It's why they do the silly, often terrible things they do! One has to feel sorry for them — living with all that fear. 😕
Thanks, gang. And enjoy!!! B
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What you got against us Canadians!?
Didn't You know? All, believers KNOW they're going to some sort of heaven. Yup. EVERY one of them. LOL 🤣
I'm going too. I've said the sinner's prayer and asked Jesus to save me. I don't believe in Jesus, nor was I sincere. But those are just two of my sins. Win/Win!
Someday I'd sure be interested to hear your perspective on Celine. There's got to be more to the story than just an occasional, whimsical snark. I'm willing to bet that, if that eternal prick really does exist (horror!), our reaction upon meeting him would be the same as Stephen Fry's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo
I love that video so much!!! Thanks for the link to watch it again! Few things in life are more wonderful than the interviewers face when they cut to him. As for Celine. I was still listening to AM/FM radio when "My Heart Will Go On" hit the airwaves in the late '90s. I could not get away from that song — which, whatever you think about it, is simply not a very good song, technically. Not the production (which is spectacular), but the song-writing. So, she became this constant nightmare for me. Now, it's just the oldest joke in the Mr. Deity canon. So I like to use it whenever I can. She's a very talented signer, and I respect that. But that chest beating was also unbearable. Don't know if she's still doing that. Glad you asked?
All you have to do is check god's ID. Or compare him to a known god. That'll work. Right?
That's why Allah can't drive. The photo for His ID never comes out.