WOTMQ: Metaphors

Thanks so much Bri, with that jewel of a new Mr Deity episode and now this begging segment I almost felt young again! This bit would also have been fun if you had gone with a little mano a mano (or, more appropriately, a "deidad a deidad") pep talk encouraging some introspection and possibly a touch of long overdue edits in that iron age scripture to reduce the amount of bullshit. LOL

Hahaha…! Those tops and pears imploring Mr. Ditty's help! I can't help but wonder about these mega-(MAGA-?)evangelists: are they really that stupid, or… just. plain. greedy. And there are plenty of sheeple out there waiting to have their own wool pulled over their eyes. As for metaphors, I've always questioned the metaphorical meaning behind the brother of Jared loading those pseudo-submarines with flocks and herds. How much hay and water did he have to bring along to feed them for a year on the water? Imagine the scene when the boats rolled over, with their big corks on either top or bottom to anticipate that rolling. And what did they do with all the (literal) bullshit? Pop the cork that happened to be on top and toss it through the hole with shovels? Yeow. Hope there's not a stiff breeze that day! You can't make this sh!t up. But that's apparently what Joey did. And the sheeple still believe it to this day!

Killing all those Canaanite kids was a metaphor for if you kill someone, watch out for the revenge of his kid. This is why the Greeks killed all the little boys in Troy in the Iliad. The main difference is that Homer had the balls to just come right out and say why they did it...unlike some other deities we know.🙄 I tried several times to post this comment on yt but it kept disappearing. I guess that's the algorithm getting me for not following community guidelines. Do those censor posting here, too?