WOTM: A God of Miracles
And since we're on the topic of miracles, what the hell happened? Where did God go? He used to do all kinds of miraculous things — part seas, hold the sun still in the sky, act like He gave a damn. Now it's just crickets and Jesus' face on a tortilla.
This one is just a bit of fun. A brief history of God's miracles with a little satire spread all over them. There's nothing not to like here. So sit back and enjoy while I think more about how grateful I am for all of you! B
Comments (9)
I never really understood the whole dirt man rib woman debacle. What is the point of that? I mean, where did the dirt come from? He made the dirt from nothing presumably right? Ok, well then, how does it make sense to make the man from the dirt that you made anyway instead of just pulling the man from thin air? Like the animals, I don't remember anything about I made this zebra from a rock I also made. I don't know, this whole book just kind of jumps the shark even in the first few paragraphs...
Such a great point. But how have I never thought of that?!!! If God can create a universe from nothing, why does He need some dirt to create humans? I guess if you’re going to be telling people they’re shit and in need of a religion (to whom you’ll give your 10%), I guess that’s a pretty good starting point(?).
Ah, "He confounded our language ..." This is not such a big deal. A bigger deal was that the Tower of Babel was being built by a grandson of Noah. Now think about it (I know, I know ...) Noah's generation was eight people (four breeding pairs if you will). How many people do you think there were two generations later, in the generation of Noah's grandson? Enough to build a handful of cities? Enough to inhabit a handful of cities? It's a miracle! Even if you use very long lifetimes for these people, meaning they didn't die off as fast as now, and that they bred like rabbits, you still only get a few thousand people at most, many of whom are still children and thus not suitable for hard labor. Then there are the height limitations on the heights of buildings built out of stone. The pyramids, for example. Can you imagine how long it would take them to build one that would reach the heavens? A tower using those materials would be limited to about 15-16 stories at most. I guess the engineering of the Bible is as bad as the science, .
Looks like I need to do a video on that topic. Great points!!! #impendingtheft
Love ya Brian,. "anything but" I'll giggle for days...
But--but--but-- Images on toast!
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You said it out loud?!!! 😉🥴
Ah… but let's not forget the miracle of finding buried treasure and receiving divine revelation using a stone-in-a-hat.