WOTMQ Special: Thoughts From Palm Sunday
I know this one is early. But I wanted to get it up in time for the holiday. Easter really is a silly celebration. Not the bunny and egg part. The resurrection and conquering death part. The latter clearly never happened, and the other is utterly unnecessary.
Enjoy this one, and thanks so much for your continued support. I love you all — more than chocolate. Okay... well, maybe not that much. But it's a lot. B
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The argument you outline might work if it were based on anything true. Adam's sin did not result in his death and the wages of sin are not death. Adam and Eve were not immortals when in the Garden and as to testimony to this fact, well, just ask Yahweh. Yahweh banished A & E from the Garden because they could not be trusted to not eat also from the Tree of Life and "live forever and become like us" if I may quote Yahweh. So, Adam was never immortal and death didn't enter the world because of his sin. This idea is clearly contradicted by scripture, although that doesn't bother most Christians. And, we have to ask what kind of douche bag throws his kids out of the house for violating a rule he could have prevented? After evicting A & E, Yahweh places a guard at the entrance to make sure they don't get back in. If he could do that why didn't he place a guard around the damned trees? And who the Hell created that damned serpent? If we could just find that out then we will know who the real villain is here. And we probably need to find out who let that serpent into the Garden. They should be hung up by their thumbs, too.
Obviously, there was no Adam and Eve. The point was just to outline Christian theology. If you’re looking for rational, evidence-based consistency, you’re in the wrong place. The religious don’t know how to do that. 😉
#Hydroxychloroquine4Jesus What does kill you makes you stronger - Jesus (results in 3 or so days)
I have a silly yet revealing hypothetical to present: If you could go back in time and successfully rescue Jesus -- assuming he existed -- from the crucifixion, would you do it? It's weird that I never get an unqualified yes from believers who supposedly love jesus the mostest, and yet get an unhesitating yes from atheists. It's like the love for Jesus is contingent on what Jesus has to offer, like salvation. Once that's at risk, Christians are all on their deck chairs at the crucifixion with a big tub of popcorn and a Coke.
MadTV had a great mini movie were the Terminator goes back in time to save Jesus, and of course Jesus doesn’t want to be saved. So well done and incredibly funny.
Have a Happy Ostara Day! Just be sure to inspect the bunny's chocolate "eggs" carefully before eating them. And I'll pass, thanks, but I hope you get lots of clients signed up for your Afterlife Insurance Policy: https://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon392.htm
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