PragerFU Begging Segment

I liked the ASMRD ... a lot.

While listening to this I was pleasantly lolled into such a gentle trance that my fingers were autonomously searching for my checkbook as if they weren't even connected to my body. I was about to swoon and write down an uncharacteristically ENORMOUS sum when OUCH, that guitar was SO LOUD and discordant .....it freaked out my poor little pinky and then the others couldn't help but become even more agitated until ALL of my fingers jerked in a great spasm which sadly knocked that darn checkbook under the desk. After that happened my composure was so very much discombobulated that I became extremely distraught.....And worse .... that;'s after being jerked so unceremoniously from such a soothing hyper-relaxed trance-like state that I couldn't even think straight, much less contemplate dragging my old bones onto the floor looking for that checkbook! Sorry, but it WAS a nice try though You just HAD to show off your guitar skills, didn't you? Pride goeth before a fail, and righteously so too! Note I used 'fail" and not "fall" here, so, even though you seem very well versed in verses you can't accuse me of MISQUOTING the Bible like so many do! ;- ) And that's pretty miraculous(?) considering I NEVER did get around to reading that drivel! (As I was so ethically advanced beyond by reading capability as an atheist at such a tender early age) LOL I guess it's a good thing I've already donated with moderate generosity in the past!;-) I love my Mr Deity coffee mugs and T-shirts! Unfortunately, I loaned out my Mr Deity DVD's in my continuing effort of proselytizing the unwashed masses JUST ONE TIME TOO MANY ...maybe if I PRAY hard enough they'll be returned? OR have you deleted THOSE prayers from your voicemail like all the others? Again? Are ya' even listening' Mr Deity? NO? Oh well! ' sniff'

LOVE Cookie Doodle! SPOIL that little jewel.