WOTMQ: Mormons, Mormons, Mormons!!!!!!
A couple weeks ago, the Mormon profit told us that The Lord had impressed upon his mind (maybe that's the problem — his pre-frontal cortex has been crushed) that the name, "Mormon," needs to go. Yeah... it was The Lord, because he couldn't have figured that out at the beginning of time using his all-knowingness. Right...!!!
This religion needs to go away. It's so stupid and empirically disproved. What is with people? Okay, I'm in full rant now. Sorry.
Anyway, enjoy this. And this one will be ad-free for at least a week or so. Thanks again folks. I couldn't do it without you! B
P.S.: Mark D. Larsen — you're gonna love this one.
Comments (6)
Love the end promo Bri : ) Look away...
By golly, you pull off plaid well, sir!
O… M… E…! You called it: I DID love this one. Your General Authority Conference monotone made me howl. I miss those talks about as much as I'd miss a kidney stone —speaking of real pissers. Our former cult will stoop to any any tactic to whitewash (appropriate term) its practices, past and present, let alone its outlandish origins. So, Russ, what does Elohim want us to call the members of his chosen sheeple? Let's see… what if we use another of the book's characters… say… mmm… Mahonri Moriancumer? Yeah! We can call you all Cummers. Or better yet, lately you've been stressing to the world that your novel is "Another Testament of Christ," so let's call you… "Testes." Well… "Li'l Testes" in your case.
That’s some pretty good writing! I gotta get you on staff!
I coined that term in 1995 in the jacuzzi of some hotel in San Diego. I told someone I was a former Mormon, and then my brain just put it together.
Formon? I like that. But have been using "un-Mormon" for a while now. The whole "ex-" prefix thing can imply loss.