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February 24, 2026

WOTMQ: Apologists Are Doing It Wrong!

Two things: First, Apple is making it difficult for Patreon creators again. So, if you signed up to be a patron of the Mr. Deity channel via an Apple device, please cancel that patronage, go to a web browser, then Patreon, and sign up again. Otherwise, Apple will be taking 30% of what you give. Apparently, it's not punishment enough that their iOS and iPadOS software has absolutely gone to shit. Especially the dictation!

Second, I'm working on another longer piece for this month (17ish minutes), and it just occurred to me how awesome it is that I get to do this — with your help. It really does mean the world to me to have your ongoing support. I really do consider myself the luckiest man (echo: man, man, man) on the face of the earth (echo: earth, earth, earth, earth)!

Now, I'm loading you up first with the quickeys this month. This video is about how Christian excusegists are doing it wrong. How they're not following Jesus' example or His instructions to believers who want to go out and spread the word. They're all just a bunch of posers — the Phil Bros in particular!

Thanks, gang. Enjoy! B

WOTMQ: Apologists Are Doing It Wrong! (YouTube)

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NoExternalGods · March 2, 2026

Imagine the die hard judas priset fans chanting priset priest preist thats me for bkd

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Phil Monroe · February 25, 2026

Brian, is there another way to see if Apple is taking a large slice of your pie? I'm not so tech savvy. Does this Apple change also to other Patreon creators? And while I have your attention, why did you drop Keith from your credits? Just wondering.

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Brian Keith Dalton · February 27, 2026

Didn't mean to drop Keith if I did. Basically, if you became a Patron by using the iPhone Patreon app, then Apple will take 30%. And yes, that applies to all Patreon creators.

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Scott the K · February 25, 2026

Ok. You keep showing that picture that appears to be from Joe Rogan. Is that not David Lee Roth, or have I eaten too many plant chips?

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Brian Keith Dalton · February 27, 2026

That Is DLR. But they look so much alike nowadays I just can't help myself. BTW, I saw Van Halen on their first tour at the Long Beach arena when I was 13(?). Spent the next five years trying to be Eddie. And got close.

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Timothyrharmon@gmail.com · February 25, 2026

F apple.

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Mark D Larsen · February 24, 2026

I've long thought that excusigists are simply mental masturbators, getting their rocks off by spewing rhetorical, razzle-dazzle flim-flam, mainly just to convince themselves.

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Brian Keith Dalton · February 25, 2026

I suspect that's the case for many of them.