WOTMS: The Dumbest Story Every Told, Part I
The other day, I started thinking about all the various stories about God and His interactions with humans. In particular, I was thinking about how incredibly sill they are. Then I started thinking about God's various omni properties which really make no sense, especially when God is supposed to be a timeless, spaceless being who exists in a vacuum of nothingness.
Then I thought it would be funny if I told the story of God — both before and after creation, as if it was a children's story being read at a book store somewhere. And this is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
Oh, and in this case, the "S" in "WOTMS" stands for "Storytime!" Enjoy! B
Comments (2)
Love it! But of course it always knew that!
Good Gaia Almighty. The "being" would scare kids listening to this story more the Voldemort. The only character even scarier would be our current Conman'der In Cheat.
