WOTM: How Deplorable Can One Be?
I've saved the best for last. This is one of my all-time favorite Way of The Mister videos. But the video falls under the category "sometimes it's so awful, you simply have to find a way to laugh." I'm a dark soul anyway. So that comes naturally to me.
This is my take on the Kristi Noem tale of the brief relationship she had with her puppy, Cricket. A relationship she cut short... or rather, shot short. But it demonstrates something truly ugly about the MAGA crowd — and more so regarding the MAGA leadership. She thought the MAGAverse would appreciate this story — that it would show her to be a strong leader who could make the tough decisions. Gross!!!
The silver lining is that even the MAGA crowd were horrified. Hitch love and bless them all! Maybe there's hope? At least they're still behind the best species on the planet!
Thanks so much, gang. I've been officially wiped out since 3pm (it's 5 now). That's the extent of my energy nowadays. Probably should have posted these tomorrow. I hope you enjoy this batch. You literally make all of this possible. Including my wonderful life making these little bits of satire and commentary. I really do love what I'm doing. And I hope that comes through.
Hoping I'll get back to feeling 100% soon. But either way, I'll keep pumping these videos out. If I was able to do it in March, there's almost nothing that can stop me... unless I stop breathing. That would do it. Did I mention my dark soul? LOL!
Take care of your selves — stay safe and smart, and I'll see you all next month. Enjoy!!! B
Comments (8)
Most online sources place dog adulthood at the 12-24 month point, with small dogs closer to the 12 month point and large dogs closer to 24 months. As such, a dog like hers was still probably considered a puppy at 14 months.
High energy dogs like hunting dogs need serious training. Otherwise, they’ll stay puppylike for years. My neighbor has just such a dog. I love him to death, but at three and a half, he’s still a handful, and slightly out of control — even after the training! My other neighbor’s Vizsla is still crazy puppylike, and I think he’s almost seven. Some dogs can’t be trained out of that hyperactive exuberance, unless you’re willing to break their spirit. A harness and a strong leash are required.
And, 14-month old dogs aren't puppies. The use of the word "puppy" is simply to make the deplorable more deplorable.
Oh, I couldn’t disagree more. Most two year old dogs still have a ton of puppy in them. And… dogs remain puppies their entires lives. That’s the difference between cats and dogs. Kittens turn into cats. Our kitten was crazy about us. When she turned into a cat, she couldn’t care less. Our dogs never stopped being excited to see us and completely puppylike every time we returned home, right up to the end for our Greyhound.
Noem is the kind of deplorable who would be licking her chops in Yulin, China.
To be fair, Mrs. Gnome did "meet" with Kim Jong in N. Korea and he shared a fantastic recipe for roast dog and dog is very hard to find at a N. Dakota butcher.
But she didn't know it was in there, even when she read it for the audio book.
And this person is a governor!!!!??? It boggles the mind. Once again you have shown us the voice of reason - simply by asking questions. Love the book title! TY, TY, TY, TY!!