WOTM: The Bar Hits Infinitely Low, Part III

Now I understand how some Christians think of the 'Orange One' as being Godly. Being all good and loving means being a narcissistic megalomaniac. It puts the Inquisition in a whole new light. Now I see that all the evil in the world is simply people being good and loving. Now what exactly was the problem with the Canaanites?

Holy, Fuckin', Jumpin' Jesus'? What happened to Jesus H. Christ! You young people and your newfangled words.

In addition to himself, apparently, God also doesn't issue commands to his believers, en masse. He only does it to (for?) the self selected few who have been "chosen" to hear them and pass them on or carry them out, for some strange reason I can't just quite put my finger on.... Or, to rephrase Richard Nixon: When god tells you to do something, it's legal.

I think I just sprained my brain trying to follow no bar's rhetorical gymnastics!

Genocidal extravaganza, not a phrase you hear everyday

Shouldn’t god be able to give the land to his chosen people? As your example

Incredible! You can actually see the justification gears grinding. I thought I saw a glimmer of, “Am I really saying this out loud?” He can’t really….oh, who am I kidding, of course he believes his drivel.

This god is, at the very least, a bit of a dick. A huge dick though, not a regular one.

Cheeeses Crust. Any guesses how Billy would sum up what happened to the Native Americans in this hemisphere? The Aborigenes in Australia? The Palestinians in Gaza?

Wow, wow, wow! What a wonderful, loving god to serve! Who knows what he'll do or command some gullible sheeple to do? Scares me!!